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(BBC-US)   The Admiral Vinogradov threatens to ram The USS John S McCain in the Sea of Japan   (bbc.com) divider line
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2020-11-25 1:41:54 AM  
The Russians should be careful, their navy has had bad experiences in the waters aound Japan.
 
2020-11-25 1:43:50 AM  
Is that what the kids are calling doing it in the butt these days?
 
2020-11-25 2:04:17 AM  
Admiral Vinogradov:

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2020-11-25 2:40:12 AM  
Welcome to another round of high seas "I'm Not Touching You!(tm)".

/GPS data not included.
 
2020-11-25 2:46:07 AM  
They're only bringing that little dinky destroyer?  The McCain has already danced with a freighter and remained afloat.
 
2020-11-25 3:38:10 AM  

Altimus Prime: They're only bringing that little dinky destroyer?  The McCain has already danced with a freighter and remained afloat.


That dance cost ten sailors...

Right now, it's just Putin giving Trump a reason to claim Russia isn't taking President Biden seriously. :p
 
2020-11-25 4:34:03 AM  
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2020-11-25 4:37:09 AM  
Ship is full of mavericks.
 
2020-11-25 4:52:08 AM  

studebaker hoch: Welcome to another round of high seas "I'm Not Touching You!(tm)".

/GPS data not included.


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2020-11-25 5:00:58 AM  
That is the worst euphemism I've ever seen.
 
2020-11-25 5:02:12 AM  

mrparks: Ship is full of mavericks.


cant remember how many places its been

/or something
//doddering republicants
 
2020-11-25 5:06:15 AM  
Has the Cadet apologized yet for our ship being in their way?
 
2020-11-25 5:10:25 AM  
I hope that they are running Hotel Yankee signal flags if they hope to ram.
 
2020-11-25 5:20:26 AM  

untoldforce: I hope that they are running Hotel Yankee signal flags if they hope to ram.


This is 2020. I suspect they would be running Yankee Oscar Lima Oscar.
 
2020-11-25 5:22:31 AM  
In the sea of Japan. Tonight.

In the sea of Japan. Stay tight.

In the sea of Japaaaaaan.
 
2020-11-25 5:24:06 AM  
Why hasn't Biden done anything to retaliate?  Worst President ever.
 
2020-11-25 5:27:15 AM  
LOL, we're just as good at crashing navy ships into ships ourselves. They'll fark us up in the ship on docks segment.
 
2020-11-25 5:29:59 AM  
Is the Admiral Vinogradov rolling coal? That will put some fear in the hearts of the McCain crew.
 
2020-11-25 5:34:00 AM  

ComaToast: Is the Admiral Vinogradov rolling coal? That will put some fear in the hearts of the McCain crew.


Nope. The finest and most advanced Russian tech. A shiatload of hamsters and wheels.
 
2020-11-25 5:34:05 AM  
Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.
 
2020-11-25 5:38:59 AM  
The story of the Russian fleet that eventually got sunk at the Tshushima Straits is epic. Amongst other debacles, they sank some English fishing boats off the Dogger bank, mistaking them for Japanese Torpedo boats that had somehow made their way all the across the world.
 
2020-11-25 5:44:15 AM  

yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.


Thank you for your service, but Nacho Grande was decades ago. Even George Zip let it go.
 
2020-11-25 6:06:16 AM  
B-R-I-N-G I-T
 
2020-11-25 6:15:33 AM  
Curious as to why the unlikely tag. It is not at all beyond the realm of possibilities that a Russian ship would, in fact, attempt to ram one of ours.
 
2020-11-25 6:26:08 AM  

yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.


Because in international waters you can sail anywhere you like.  Being a US warship carries no special terrotorial privilege.

Chula Vista, not so much.
 
2020-11-25 6:54:57 AM  
The Russian Navy?  Back in the 80s when they were an actual naval power, their combatant ships had enough ammunition to fight for about 10 minutes.  So...

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2020-11-25 7:08:24 AM  
Not the weirdest way to commit suicide.
 
2020-11-25 7:08:50 AM  

Rent Party: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Because in international waters you can sail anywhere you like.  Being a US warship carries no special terrotorial privilege.

Chula Vista, not so much.


Yeah, bullshiat.
Your freedom of navigation doesn't extend through the sea my hull is sitting on. You don't get to threaten collision
 
2020-11-25 7:12:16 AM  

yohohogreengiant: Rent Party: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Because in international waters you can sail anywhere you like.  Being a US warship carries no special terrotorial privilege.

Chula Vista, not so much.

Yeah, bullshiat.
Your freedom of navigation doesn't extend through the sea my hull is sitting on. You don't get to threaten collision


Anything goes in International Waters:  Monkey knife fights, gambling, tasty treats....
 
2020-11-25 7:12:50 AM  

NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Thank you for your service, but Nacho Grande was decades ago. Even George Zip let it go.


I'm funnying on good faith as I'm guessing you thought you were being pithy and ironic in your snark?

I'm a sailor, not Navy. Save your thanks.
 
2020-11-25 7:13:37 AM  

The Googles Do Nothing: yohohogreengiant: Rent Party: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Because in international waters you can sail anywhere you like.  Being a US warship carries no special terrotorial privilege.

Chula Vista, not so much.

Yeah, bullshiat.
Your freedom of navigation doesn't extend through the sea my hull is sitting on. You don't get to threaten collision

Anything goes in International Waters:  Monkey knife fights, gambling, tasty treats....


Wait... Are ... We the tasty treats?
 
2020-11-25 7:19:51 AM  
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Hey ya go, Russkies.  The USS Donald J. Trump.  Ram away.  You can find it on the water hazard of the 8th hole of the Donald J. Trump Rivers of Blood Golf Course, Convention Center and Grift Station #2.
 
2020-11-25 7:25:07 AM  
The John S. McCain should signal "There are other vessels nearby"  The Russians love that message.

Because the Russians desired to slip undetected into Vladivostok, as they approached Japanese waters they steered outside regular shipping channels to reduce the chance of detection. On the night of 26/27 May 1905 the Russian fleet approached the Tsushima Strait.
In the night, thick fog blanketed the straits, giving the Russians an advantage. At 02:45 Japan Standard Time (JST), the Japanese auxiliary cruiser Shinano Maru observed three lights on what appeared to be a vessel on the distant horizon and closed to investigate. These lights were from the Russian hospital ship Orel, which, in compliance with the rules of war, had continued to burn them.[27] At 04:30, Shinano Maru approached the vessel, noting that she carried no guns and appeared to be an auxiliary. The Orel mistook the Shinano Maru for another Russian vessel and did not attempt to notify the fleet. Instead, she signaled to inform the Japanese ship that there were other Russian vessels nearby. The Shinano Maru then sighted the shapes of ten other Russian ships in the mist. The Russian fleet had been discovered, and any chance of reaching Vladivostok undetected had disappeared.
 
2020-11-25 7:27:08 AM  
Maybe it's because I'm Army and don't understand how this whole boating thing works, but isn't a better idea to use guns, rockets, plastic bags full of the crew's poop to toss at the other crew before you start using your ship?  Crashing the thing you live on into the thing some one else lives while you're in the middle of a place no one can live on, doesn't seem like the best of ideas.
 
2020-11-25 7:34:04 AM  

yohohogreengiant: Rent Party: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Because in international waters you can sail anywhere you like.  Being a US warship carries no special terrotorial privilege.

Chula Vista, not so much.

Yeah, bullshiat.
Your freedom of navigation doesn't extend through the sea my hull is sitting on. You don't get to threaten collision


The Russians claim is that the McCain was in their territorial water.

Which means they can sail through your hull.
 
2020-11-25 7:34:40 AM  

MythDragon: Maybe it's because I'm Army and don't understand how this whole boating thing works, but isn't a better idea to use guns, rockets, plastic bags full of the crew's poop to toss at the other crew before you start using your ship?  Crashing the thing you live on into the thing some one else lives while you're in the middle of a place no one can live on, doesn't seem like the best of ideas.


Bingo.

Ramming is reserved for icebreakers and such. Against, well... Ice.
 
2020-11-25 7:40:25 AM  

yohohogreengiant: NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Thank you for your service, but Nacho Grande was decades ago. Even George Zip let it go.

I'm funnying on good faith as I'm guessing you thought you were being pithy and ironic in your snark?

I'm a sailor, not Navy. Save your thanks.


Yes. It was a joke. Any chance to reference Airplane or Young Frahnkensteen will be taken.

/remember? You had the lasagna.
 
2020-11-25 7:44:07 AM  

Rent Party: yohohogreengiant: Rent Party: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Because in international waters you can sail anywhere you like.  Being a US warship carries no special terrotorial privilege.

Chula Vista, not so much.

Yeah, bullshiat.
Your freedom of navigation doesn't extend through the sea my hull is sitting on. You don't get to threaten collision

The Russians claim is that the McCain was in their territorial water.

Which means they can sail through your hull.


No, it really doesn't. That's an act of war. Yes, even if it's another nation's vessel in your territorial waters. You can't start running into ships. The endangered warship is expected to protect itself if it can't evade.

They can ask you to leave, or this businesswillgetoutofhand.jpg

Finally, since no GPS data was cited, and the USN ship is saying bullshiat, this really isn't the argument the Russians are going to win.

Of course, that's not the point. It's pro Cheetohlini saber rattling from his besties.

That's why the bullshiat threat of ramming, instead of "hey get out of here" or actual use of weapons.
 
2020-11-25 7:45:08 AM  

NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Thank you for your service, but Nacho Grande was decades ago. Even George Zip let it go.

I'm funnying on good faith as I'm guessing you thought you were being pithy and ironic in your snark?

I'm a sailor, not Navy. Save your thanks.

Yes. It was a joke. Any chance to reference Airplane or Young Frahnkensteen will be taken.

/remember? You had the lasagna.


Okay, I remember Nacho grande now, thx for the walk down memory lane.
 
2020-11-25 7:53:54 AM  

yohohogreengiant: NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Thank you for your service, but Nacho Grande was decades ago. Even George Zip let it go.

I'm funnying on good faith as I'm guessing you thought you were being pithy and ironic in your snark?

I'm a sailor, not Navy. Save your thanks.

Yes. It was a joke. Any chance to reference Airplane or Young Frahnkensteen will be taken.

/remember? You had the lasagna.

Okay, I remember Nacho grande now, thx for the walk down memory lane.


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2020-11-25 8:09:37 AM  

yohohogreengiant: NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Thank you for your service, but Nacho Grande was decades ago. Even George Zip let it go.

I'm funnying on good faith as I'm guessing you thought you were being pithy and ironic in your snark?

I'm a sailor, not Navy. Save your thanks.

Yes. It was a joke. Any chance to reference Airplane or Young Frahnkensteen will be taken.

/remember? You had the lasagna.

Okay, I remember Nacho grande now, thx for the walk down memory lane.


*Macho Grande

/You'll get over it
 
2020-11-25 8:15:49 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: yohohogreengiant: NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Thank you for your service, but Nacho Grande was decades ago. Even George Zip let it go.

I'm funnying on good faith as I'm guessing you thought you were being pithy and ironic in your snark?

I'm a sailor, not Navy. Save your thanks.

Yes. It was a joke. Any chance to reference Airplane or Young Frahnkensteen will be taken.

/remember? You had the lasagna.

Okay, I remember Nacho grande now, thx for the walk down memory lane.

*Macho Grande

/You'll get over it


No... You're thinking about the lucha libre movie with Chris farley

/Sigh, okay, I'm over it.
 
2020-11-25 8:19:48 AM  

MythDragon: Maybe it's because I'm Army and don't understand how this whole boating thing works, but isn't a better idea to use guns, rockets, plastic bags full of the crew's poop to toss at the other crew before you start using your ship?  Crashing the thing you live on into the thing some one else lives while you're in the middle of a place no one can live on, doesn't seem like the best of ideas.


You don't remember in Basic Training where the Drill Sergeant told you how you could run in to the enemy's bayonets?  My Drill Sergeant trained me exclusively on this skill.  Also, a special way to use a grenade:  First make sure they aren't any useful soldiers around. Then thumb the safety, pull the pin and sit on the grenade and crow like a chicken.
 
2020-11-25 8:27:07 AM  

yohohogreengiant: but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista.


National City, not Chula Vista
 
2020-11-25 8:36:53 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: [Fark user image 225x224]

Hey ya go, Russkies.  The USS Donald J. Trump.  Ram away.  You can find it on the water hazard of the 8th hole of the Donald J. Trump Rivers of Blood Golf Course, Convention Center and Grift Station #2.


That boat is too sophisticated to have Trump's mane on it. This is more his speed.

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2020-11-25 8:39:24 AM  
Where in the Sea of Japan can one find the Soviet Fleet?

About 2000 feet down.
 
2020-11-25 8:39:38 AM  

Evil Mackerel: Harry Freakstorm: [Fark user image 225x224]

Hey ya go, Russkies.  The USS Donald J. Trump.  Ram away.  You can find it on the water hazard of the 8th hole of the Donald J. Trump Rivers of Blood Golf Course, Convention Center and Grift Station #2.

That boat is too sophisticated to have Trump's mane name on it. This is more his speed.

[Fark user image 600x600]



/ Jeez life without coffee sucks.
 
2020-11-25 8:39:43 AM  

johnny_vegas: yohohogreengiant: but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista.

National City, not Chula Vista


Claro Que sí.

Yup National City.

Chula Vista is where you stop.

Boy is my face red.

/San Diego native.
//My grandfather worked steel down in National City
///Beginning to forget SD. Sad.
 
2020-11-25 8:55:14 AM  

yohohogreengiant: How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.


Because that's how wars start.
 
2020-11-25 8:56:53 AM  

yohohogreengiant: NotThatGuyAgain: yohohogreengiant: NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: NINEv2: yohohogreengiant: Ram? What, their deck gun doesn't work?

I'm kinda old-timey sailor, but I once had a rail .50 pointed at my little sailboat for the audacity of tacking too close to a warship docked in Chula Vista. Whatever. farking guys were so high up above us it took a moment to realize they were talking (screaming) to me. It's a post 9-11 world.

How the fark are our ships allowing hostile warships anywhere near them?

Put a farking hole in their bridge, offer to put another in their waterline.

Yes, I'm a hippy pacifist.

You want to play chicken with fighter jets, sure, go right ahead. That's what they're there for.

But threatening a  ship?

Someone post that gif of the how to avoid ships book. They need to add a chapter about direct fire probably.

Thank you for your service, but Nacho Grande was decades ago. Even George Zip let it go.

I'm funnying on good faith as I'm guessing you thought you were being pithy and ironic in your snark?

I'm a sailor, not Navy. Save your thanks.

Yes. It was a joke. Any chance to reference Airplane or Young Frahnkensteen will be taken.

/remember? You had the lasagna.

Okay, I remember Nacho grande now, thx for the walk down memory lane.

*Macho Grande

/You'll get over it

No... You're thinking about the lucha libre movie with Chris farley

/Sigh, okay, I'm over it.


For those here who don't speak spanish, macho grande means macho large in english.
 
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