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2020-11-25 1:06:53 AM  
Iowa -- we're 75% vowel. That's hilarious.

/ Others are pretty funny too.
 
2020-11-25 1:08:33 AM  
Alaska is pretty funny too.
 
2020-11-25 2:10:23 AM  
When did Jalopnik start bringing browsers to a crawl? I can only load 2 plates at a time here and there are ads everywhere.
 
2020-11-25 2:18:35 AM  
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2020-11-25 3:37:59 AM  
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OMG I LOL'd...

/pepperoni cheezy
 
2020-11-25 3:38:43 AM  
When I was small child and living in Alabama, I'd look in the encyclopedia and see Alabama first in the list of states. I assumed it was because I was reading it in Alabama. If I were in Wyoming, Wyoming would have been first in the list.

Evidently I could read, but didn't quite grasp the concept of "alphabetical order."
 
2020-11-25 3:47:10 AM  

thecactusman17: When did Jalopnik start bringing browsers to a crawl? I can only load 2 plates at a time here and there are ads everywhere.


It's clickbait.

If you're on Facebook, clicking any of the sponsored links on your news feed might get you something similar - content that only loads as you scroll down and view more advertising.
 
2020-11-25 4:03:11 AM  
I want my click back.
 
2020-11-25 4:21:36 AM  

thecactusman17: When did Jalopnik start bringing browsers to a crawl? I can only load 2 plates at a time here and there are ads everywhere.


Same
 
2020-11-25 4:38:28 AM  
works fine for me....

and they are hilarious.
 
2020-11-25 4:46:57 AM  
Few in Alabama would know that.
 
2020-11-25 4:57:55 AM  
They are more meh than anything. Some drunk ass with an internet connection and MS Paint.

It's easier to just shiatpost here than go through that trouble.
 
2020-11-25 5:54:52 AM  
As a Pennsylvania resident, I fully support switching to that license plate.
 
2020-11-25 6:27:23 AM  

Compact Travel Size: As a Pennsylvania resident, I fully support switching to that license plate.


As someone who grew up in PA, I second.

Also, VA is 100% correct as well.
 
2020-11-25 7:46:21 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: [i.kinja-img.com image 338x171]
OMG I LOL'd...

/pepperoni cheezy


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2020-11-25 7:48:30 AM  
The Georgia one makes no sense - that water tower is in South Carolina, far from the Georgia border....
 
2020-11-25 8:06:41 AM  
Franklin?
 
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2020-11-25 8:15:05 AM  

AxL sANe: The Georgia one makes no sense - that water tower is in South Carolina, far from the Georgia border....


It looks like the author knows a little about 10% of the states.  All the others are generic jokes.

Indiana was: "Free Refills".  Huh?   I mean off the top of my head I can say "Come for the 500, stay for the Meth".  Or even more lazy "What the fark is a Hoosier?"

Though "More Nazis than you'd think" for Illinois is cute.
 
2020-11-25 8:28:38 AM  

AxL sANe: The Georgia one makes no sense - that water tower is in South Carolina, far from the Georgia border....


I mean it's the biggest recurring joke in all of House of Cards, how do you blow that one?
 
2020-11-25 8:31:04 AM  

d23: AxL sANe: The Georgia one makes no sense - that water tower is in South Carolina, far from the Georgia border....

It looks like the author knows a little about 10% of the states.  All the others are generic jokes.

Indiana was: "Free Refills".  Huh?   I mean off the top of my head I can say "Come for the 500, stay for the Meth".  Or even more lazy "What the fark is a Hoosier?"

Though "More Nazis than you'd think" for Illinois is cute.


I don't really get it either.  Holiday world, our down home cheap version of six flags gives free refills on soda all day.  But theres much funnier and snarkier things you could say about our armpit of a state.
 
2020-11-25 8:31:23 AM  
 
2020-11-25 8:49:14 AM  
Ran Out of Jokes Halfway Through
 
2020-11-25 8:51:28 AM  

CrazyCurt: Iowa -- we're 75% vowel. That's hilarious.

/ Others are pretty funny too.


I've been saying that for years, about both Iowa and Ohio.
 
2020-11-25 9:06:36 AM  

susler: Franklin?


It's a Yukon plate.   Don't farking ask me why?
 
2020-11-25 9:34:57 AM  
On a day where I'm mailing it in at work and trying to grind the clock out, I want my 5 minutes back
 
2020-11-25 9:53:03 AM  
Latkes for Minnesota? seems out of place.   I get what they are going for but Minnesota is not known for a large jewish population.
 
2020-11-25 10:11:22 AM  
Screw that website it the eye with a molten tire iron. None of that was worth it.
 
2020-11-25 10:37:10 AM  
Ugh...bailed out at Illinois.

Talk about phoning it in.
 
2020-11-25 10:46:27 AM  
He got the georgia one completely wrong. The peach water tower is in Gaffney sc

So no...they dont have the art ass water tower
 
2020-11-25 11:14:25 AM  
There used to be a state named Franklin for about a minute in US history.
Gotcha!
 
2020-11-25 12:11:24 PM  
Wonder how long I could drive around with one on my car.
 
2020-11-25 3:24:30 PM  
Makes me want to go to Minnesota.
 
2020-11-25 3:34:25 PM  
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