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(Twitter)   On Wednesday Trump will hold an emergency meeting with Congress to help deliver a Covid-19 economic relief package to Americans. Just kidding. He's joining Rudy Giuliani in Gettysburg, PA, to hold a press conference about "election fraud"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-11-24 11:41:41 PM  
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2020-11-24 11:45:31 PM  
So they're going to reenact Pickett's charge?
 
2020-11-24 11:46:29 PM  
Appomattox Total Graveyard Care?
 
2020-11-24 11:54:04 PM  
This is the type of leadership republican's deserve.

Wallow in the bed you made.
 
2020-11-25 12:06:35 AM  
Be sure to attach drool cups to Rudy's ears this time.
 
2020-11-25 12:10:03 AM  
Well done submitter. I was actually believing it for a split second.

*sigh*

+1
 
2020-11-25 12:10:40 AM  
They're gonna water the tree of liberty with hair dye and bronzer.
 
2020-11-25 12:16:53 AM  

EdwardTellerhands: They're gonna water the tree of liberty with hair dye and bronzer.


I hope it is a poorly ventilated room where there will be lots of shouting and yelling as they are all spitting mad.

/ And since they won't wear masks, well, two weeks nature takes its cut from the grift.
 
2020-11-25 12:17:05 AM  
Will it be here, or someplace like it?

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2020-11-25 12:18:17 AM  
It's over General Lee, Biden has the high ground.
 
2020-11-25 12:32:36 AM  
Less than two months left.
Less than two months left.
Less than two months left.
*breathe in, breathe out*
Woosah...
Woosah...
F*CKING WOOSAH!!!
 
2020-11-25 12:37:13 AM  
At the Wyndham Hotel in Gettysburg. Because they haven't seen the seventy billion memes from Four Seasons Landscaping.
 
2020-11-25 12:38:08 AM  
Grumpy Old DerangedMen
 
2020-11-25 12:47:47 AM  
4 score and 7 Derps ago my lawyer brought forth on this continent a charge of fraud,
conceived in Liberty University and dedicated to the proposition that only votes for me should count.
 
2020-11-25 12:53:15 AM  
It's about as useful as any other "unannounced movement", except I usually end up with something to show for the other ones.
 
2020-11-25 12:57:59 AM  
Where? Culp's hill?
First, it's a weird hill to die on.
Second, it's been done.

Surrender, Donald.
Before someone tosses a bucket of water on you.
 
2020-11-25 2:06:16 AM  
Did a search. They have a canon in the lobby. Because of course they do.

/ Boom goes the lie tonight.
 
2020-11-25 2:14:23 AM  
We need a REAL president.

The stupidest, laziest criminal on Earth needs to spend a few millennia by himself to think about what he's done.
 
2020-11-25 4:28:08 AM  
Trump has the best legal council that delusion can buy.
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2020-11-25 4:34:36 AM  
A self-congratulating circle jerk with conjecture masquerading as proof. ONAN will cover it wall to wall.
 
2020-11-25 4:35:18 AM  

Yammering_Splat_Vector: Trump has the best legal council that delusion can buy.
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Is that your work?
 
2020-11-25 4:51:49 AM  
Yep!
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2020-11-25 4:56:12 AM  
Donnie.. Rudy...

Phil Collins - I Don't Care Anymore (Official Music Video)
Youtube xLpfbcXTeo8
 
2020-11-25 6:07:19 AM  
Magnificent:

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And the street address:

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Three things Trump won't use:

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There's a one-star review from a bride that had her wedding there in August that got screwed over because they also had a car show there. While I would never encourage such activity, I can only imagine the reviews after today...
 
2020-11-25 6:33:45 AM  

Yammering_Splat_Vector: Yep!



Well done, maestro.
 
2020-11-25 6:37:55 AM  
First a landscape company now Gettysburg (the place treason came to die)--man they really know how to pick their venues.
 
2020-11-25 6:43:42 AM  
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2020-11-25 6:44:53 AM  

Elegy: [Fark user image image 425x247]


What crimes?
 
2020-11-25 6:48:04 AM  

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Never forget the fragile man baby being laughed at by the entire room.
 
2020-11-25 6:50:03 AM  

padraig: Elegy: [Fark user image image 425x247]

What crimes?


THE HUGEST CRIMES IN THE HISTORY OF ANYTHING.  EVERYONE IS TALKING ABOUT THESE CRIMES
 
2020-11-25 6:51:07 AM  

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You realize you done herped a derp in front of God and everybody?

No wonder you're not allowed at the petting zoo anymore. For shame.
 
2020-11-25 6:55:10 AM  
So... he is announcing his next public attempt at stealing the election?

Literally nothing about this is normal or acceptable behavior.

But after 4 years of his shiat we're all like "Oh, yeah? Anyway..."
 
2020-11-25 6:55:15 AM  

Unobtanium: Magnificent:

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And the street address:

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Three things Trump won't use:

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There's a one-star review from a bride that had her wedding there in August that got screwed over because they also had a car show there. While I would never encourage such activity, I can only imagine the reviews after today...


I had to do a trade show there once. It's pretty bad.  The brewery next door was also pretty bad. It seemed like an Applebees first foray at the brewery business.
 
2020-11-25 6:55:21 AM  
A Hearing? So they'll be a judge and evidence and witnesses?

It's worth pointing out even though the Pennsylvania lawmakers are referring to the event a "hearing," it is not an actual legal proceeding.

LOLOL
 
2020-11-25 6:55:57 AM  
This is just another of many publicly funded promo spots for Trump TV. He needs to build as much fervor as possible if he's gonna have a successful launch and HUGE RATINGS
 
2020-11-25 6:55:59 AM  

quatchi: So... he is announcing his next public attempt at stealing the election?

Literally nothing about this is normal or acceptable behavior.

But after 4 years of his shiat we're all like "Oh, yeah? Anyway..."


And this one will be doomed to an even more hilarious failure than the previous ones
 
2020-11-25 6:56:01 AM  

cretinbob: So they're going to reenact Pickett's charge?


More like the charge up Little Round Top against Chamberlain's Maine 10th.
 
2020-11-25 6:57:19 AM  

padraig: Elegy: [Fark user image image 425x247]

What crimes?


Just look at their skin tone!
 
2020-11-25 6:57:27 AM  

padraig: Elegy: [Fark user image image 425x247]

What crimes?


Obamagate.  Duh!
 
2020-11-25 6:58:00 AM  

vernonFL: A Hearing? So they'll be a judge and evidence and witnesses?

It's worth pointing out even though the Pennsylvania lawmakers are referring to the event a "hearing," it is not an actual legal proceeding.

LOLOL


Exactly. Doom and groomers, take your farking meds. It's all theatre and is in no way legally binding.
 
2020-11-25 7:00:56 AM  
Maybe Trump could hook up with OJ to find the real killers while he is at it.
 
2020-11-25 7:01:28 AM  

GypsyJoker: It's about as useful as any other "unannounced movement", except I usually end up with something to show for the other ones.


Trump would kill for an unannounced movement, hwat with the all-hamberder-and-Sudafed diet. Maybe it's wishful thinking
 
2020-11-25 7:02:26 AM  
Trump made it clear in Erie, Pa, that he wouldn't visit a place like Erie if he didn't have to. He has shown since the election that he feels the same way about the entire country, holing up in the Whitehouse since with a few trips to golf. The only reason he will go to Gettysburg is to try to inflame his supporters to donate more money to the legal election fund since I'd bet donations are beginning to drastically go down. Also, the fund is likely already being pilfered by the Trump organization for various, made up, expenses, so they will need the rubes to pony up to the collection plate.
 
2020-11-25 7:06:56 AM  

JK8Fan: Trump made it clear in Erie, Pa, that he wouldn't visit a place like Erie if he didn't have to. He has shown since the election that he feels the same way about the entire country, holing up in the Whitehouse since with a few trips to golf. The only reason he will go to Gettysburg is to try to inflame his supporters to donate more money to the legal election fund since I'd bet donations are beginning to drastically go down. Also, the fund is likely already being pilfered by the Trump organization for various, made up, expenses, so they will need the rubes to pony up to the collection plate.


He is easy to understand... every single thing he does is a calculated move to enrich himself.
 
2020-11-25 7:09:05 AM  

JK8Fan: Trump made it clear in Erie, Pa, that he wouldn't visit a place like Erie if he didn't have to. He has shown since the election that he feels the same way about the entire country, holing up in the Whitehouse since with a few trips to golf. The only reason he will go to Gettysburg is to try to inflame his supporters to donate more money to the legal election fund since I'd bet donations are beginning to drastically go down. Also, the fund is likely already being pilfered by the Trump organization for various, made up, expenses, so they will need the rubes to pony up to the collection plate.


This is one of the craziest parts.

Trump visits Erie county.
Trump tells Erie county he's only visiting for their votes and would never visit otherwise.
Trump loses Erie county on the way to losing PA and the Presidency.
And the GOP goes "wait, how could this have possibly happened".
 
2020-11-25 7:09:58 AM  
I'd love to see in future history books "Trump's Gettysysburg distress marked the beginning of the end of 'The southern strategy"
 
2020-11-25 7:11:30 AM  
The networks actually cut away from him that during that one election week presser. I can only hope, if they even start covering this in the first place, that they do it again once this goes completely off the rails with the lies (so about 23 seconds in, or so...)
 
2020-11-25 7:13:31 AM  
So we're at the point in the timeline where the President of the United States of America is going to be in a conference room at the Wyndham Hotel in Gettysburg screaming about "fake ballots", Dominion, and the fact that zombie Hugo Chavez stole the election for Biden while Rudy Colludi stands nearby with hair dye running down his face.
 
2020-11-25 7:14:56 AM  

OtherLittleGuy: cretinbob: So they're going to reenact Pickett's charge?

More like the charge up Little Round Top against Chamberlain's Maine 10th.


Hamberder Hill
 
2020-11-25 7:15:10 AM  
Why did they destroy the observation tower, they could have used it for this and demo it while they were inside.

Or they can do it here with Civil War cats

https://www.roadsideamerica.com/story​/​47473
 
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