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(Guardian)   On the first day of Christmas the UK gave to me a case of Covid-19   (theguardian.com) divider line
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2020-11-25 6:34:38 AM  
Stay the fark home people.  Christ is this the year everyone decided they LIKE their relatives?

What in the hell happened?  Covid19's only upside is that it an excuse to not hang out with people we don't want to anyway.
 
2020-11-25 6:49:39 AM  
It's for the Brexit celebration. They did well to get such a non-deal they deserve praise.
 
2020-11-25 7:04:24 AM  
God smite us, everyone!
 
2020-11-25 7:22:43 AM  
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2020-11-25 8:10:31 AM  
Well done, Subby! Imma work off this. farking 2020 can provide us an new and complete set of lyrics!
 
2020-11-25 8:30:20 AM  
It's a terrible idea, epidemiologicaly.

It might be a reasonable idea otherwise, because giving people no physical outlet for direct engagement could undermine the long term effort for ensuring compliance and the social faith needed to get through this thing.
 
2020-11-25 8:49:25 AM  
Go ahead UK. I know we here in the good ol US of A will be hunkered down and staying away from folks outside of our household because we believe freedom comes at a price.
 
2020-11-25 9:02:33 AM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Stay the fark home people.  Christ is this the year everyone decided they LIKE their relatives?

What in the hell happened?  Covid19's only upside is that it an excuse to not hang out with people we don't want to anyway.


In the world outside of Fark, most people enjoy spending time with many of their relatives.  The majority of people outside of fark can even find it in themselves to get along with others who have different opinions.

You are supposed to spend Thanksgiving making fun of, but still get along with, the relative who thinks George Bush shot a missile into the Pentagon and that doctors have a cure for cancer, but they are hiding it.
 
2020-11-25 9:06:51 AM  

wearbear: Well done, Subby! Imma work off this. farking 2020 can provide us an new and complete set of lyrics!


On the 12th day of Christmas Zi Jinping sent to me
12 friends infected
11 months of promise
10 vaccine failures
Nine codes a-blue
Eight nurses quitting
Seven angels calling
Six palls a-bearing
Five EKG leads
Four weeks of coughing
Three weeks unconscious
Two nasal swabs, and
A case of the COVID-19

...I made an attempt.
 
2020-11-25 4:25:27 PM  

Sorelian's Ghost: Covid19's only upside is that it an excuse to not hang out with people we don't want to anyway.


My family is having a Zoom Thanksgiving call. I'm not even going to do that.
 
2020-11-25 7:35:15 PM  

wearbear: Well done, Subby! Imma work off this. farking 2020 can provide us an new and complete set of lyrics!


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