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(Media Matters)   Tucker Carlson claims that Biden's DHS pick will "turn America different overnight" because he's not a white conservative douche   (mediamatters.org) divider line
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2020-11-24 10:39:06 PM  
Is that a bad thing?
 
2020-11-24 10:40:28 PM  
That's the plan Tuck.
 
2020-11-24 10:43:37 PM  
Good
 
2020-11-24 10:50:15 PM  
What's the matter Tucker?

Scared Alejandro Mayorkas is going to round up all the Russians and send them back to babushka?

No, Tucker is just sad that he can't threaten his housekeeper with deportation if she complains about the rapes.
 
2020-11-24 10:57:07 PM  

IgG4: That's the plan Tuck.


I was going to say, that's exactly what I voted for.
In other news, Tucker comes across like every little privileged, half-wit, twerp I knew in high school. Right down to the punchable face.
 
2020-11-24 10:58:14 PM  
Oh, that's why all the neighborhood dogs are howling.

/ Next come the taco trucks threatening innocent corners everywhere.
 
2020-11-24 11:09:55 PM  
Just like a broken record.
First the race scare, then 'they're coming for your guns..'
Oh wait....

Biden's Plan Would Tax AR-15 Owners $200
 
2020-11-24 11:30:33 PM  

Godscrack: Just like a broken record.
First the race scare, then 'they're coming for your guns..'
Oh wait....

Biden's Plan Would Tax AR-15 Owners $200


There is no way I am going click on a link to something called Flag and Cross.
 
2020-11-24 11:38:26 PM  
It's funny because he's technically correct!
 
2020-11-24 11:39:27 PM  

Godscrack: Just like a broken record.
First the race scare, then 'they're coming for your guns..'
Oh wait....

Biden's Plan Would Tax AR-15 Owners $200


The purchase is already taxed. We should license firearms just like vehicles.
Cue the gun nuts anger in 3...2...1...
 
2020-11-25 12:09:22 AM  
Putting an immigrant in charge of immigration is f$cked-up.  What's next, an environmentalist in charge of the environment?
 
2020-11-25 12:34:17 AM  
Tucker Carlson has no issue with the current "acting DHS head," who's holding that office illegally and is committing crimes against humanity.

I assume Tucker means that this "different America" Alejandro Mayorkas will create is one defined by laws and human decency.
 
2020-11-25 1:03:00 AM  
A taco truck on every corner
An Antifa in every neighborhood
An abortion in every pot
A gay person in every bedroom
 
2020-11-25 2:16:03 AM  
Tucker needs to consult a urologist about getting his testicles to descend.
 
2020-11-25 3:11:11 AM  
Tucker Carlson warns Biden DHS choice Alejandro Mayorkas will turn America into "a different country overnight"

Good, the nation we are today has a LOT of room for improvement.
 
2020-11-25 3:11:59 AM  
That's the plan, ace.

Why, does it SCARE you?
 
2020-11-25 3:12:21 AM  
Ironically, thanks to Trump, we actually have to make America great again.
 
2020-11-25 3:15:52 AM  
Awww. Poor Tuck Tuck.

Bet his first reaction when he saw the dude's picture was a sobbingly confused "Why come he's not carrying a leaf blower, Stepmumzy?"
 
2020-11-25 3:18:59 AM  
Seriously. Tuck farker Carlson.
 
2020-11-25 3:19:28 AM  
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2020-11-25 3:20:40 AM  

BizarreMan: Is that a bad thing?


Done in one! Thanks!
 
2020-11-25 3:21:08 AM  
To Canada the US is already the disease ridden, healthcare-less third world.
 
2020-11-25 3:21:20 AM  
You're not going to be the majority anymore and you're terrified of that.

LOL
 
2020-11-25 3:22:39 AM  

Boo_Guy: You're not going to be the majority anymore and you're terrified of that.

LOL


Trust fund babies who never grew up were always a VERY small minority.
 
2020-11-25 3:22:53 AM  

Nullav: Seriously. Tuck farker Carlson.


Not even for $10,00 using your dick.
 
2020-11-25 3:23:18 AM  
If these prison cages are so ok...Let's rent a space somewhere, and duplicate the daily routine and
conditions in one, and let's send Schmuck-er Carlson, Frau Ingraham and Lou Dobby to spend
48 hours living JUST LIKE the people in those cages...

I'd LOVE LOVE LOVE to see a gofundme challenge to them...
 
2020-11-25 3:29:02 AM  
So begins the campaign to demonize Biden's cabinet picks to give cover to McConnell when he rejects them.
 
2020-11-25 3:33:36 AM  

WalkingSedgwick: So begins the campaign to demonize Biden's cabinet picks to give cover to McConnell when he rejects them.


You really think Mitch needs reasons to block everything Biden tries to do?
 
2020-11-25 3:35:13 AM  

WalkingSedgwick: So begins the campaign to demonize Biden's cabinet picks to give cover to McConnell when he rejects them.


I think the precedent of having an acting head of such and such agency has been set by the Worst Precedent ever.

/ If he could, why not?
 
2020-11-25 3:38:05 AM  
Stay tuned for "An Idiot With an Opinion" starring Tucker Carlson.
 
2020-11-25 3:39:11 AM  
I see we've pivoted from Sleepy Joe to President Supervillain.
 
2020-11-25 3:41:48 AM  

WalkingSedgwick: So begins the campaign to demonize Biden's cabinet picks to give cover to McConnell when he rejects them.


It began before it started. They had a bunch of stuff already written like the obituaries. The attacks started ten minutes after the announcements.
 
2020-11-25 3:44:56 AM  

Sgt Otter: I see we've pivoted from Sleepy Joe to President Supervillain.


You know, I would make fun of conservatives for bringing back the whole "feckless dictator" oxymoron if that hadn't actually been our reality for the less four years.

Anyway, I've already made it abundantly clear that I don't have much faith that Alejandro will improve DHS much aside from just the face of ICE diverse, so I'm just going to make fun of Tuckeroni and cheese for a bit.

Tuck buck is afraid the DHS will actually start investigating right wing extremism and come for his writers.
 
2020-11-25 3:45:37 AM  

Clearly Canadian: To Canada the US is already the disease ridden, healthcare-less third world.


Awww. Ain't it cute when Canada thinks it's people?
 
2020-11-25 3:48:39 AM  
I wish it were so, but it seems unlikely. He can start the process, but it's job that will take generations. Even undoing the damage of Trump's single term will be a herculean task. And all you need is one more batshiat crazy Republican POTUS to undo it all.
Sorry to be the bearer of bad news, but you guys could still be screwed.
/Hoping for Democrat control of the Senate, at least.
//Because Yertle has a shiat sandwich prepared for your guy Joe.
 
2020-11-25 3:49:16 AM  
Dot Warner can do so much better than sexually harassing this failed Pinky and the Brain plot to take over Fox News.
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2020-11-25 4:03:56 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: WalkingSedgwick: So begins the campaign to demonize Biden's cabinet picks to give cover to McConnell when he rejects them.

You really think Mitch needs reasons to block everything Biden tries to do?


Turn out the vote in Georgia, and Mitch don't matter.
 
2020-11-25 4:08:29 AM  
don't threaten me with a good time, Tuck.
 
2020-11-25 4:16:28 AM  

Godscrack: Just like a broken record.
First the race scare, then 'they're coming for your guns..'
Oh wait....

Biden's Plan Would Tax AR-15 Owners $200


Lol. I wish it was $10k. First off, rapid fire stuff is for battlefield scenarios fighting actual enemy aggressors. Needing one of those at the range is obviously nothing but a penis extender and really just a farking testimony to your poor shooting skills and self-confidence issues. Secondly, nobody spreads hate over shotguns. Maybe slightly less deadly but one trigger pull gives you about 10 rounds instantaneously which provides the stopping power I presume these idiots are "training" for.

Common clay. Morons. Etc.
 
2020-11-25 4:17:58 AM  

Keizer_Ghidorah: WalkingSedgwick: So begins the campaign to demonize Biden's cabinet picks to give cover to McConnell when he rejects them.

You really think Mitch needs reasons to block everything Biden tries to do?


He doesn't need a reason. He needs cover so obstructing everything doesn't look unreasonable in the eyes of low-information voters.
 
2020-11-25 4:28:30 AM  
Well considering the FBI sees white supremacy to be the biggest threat, it would be nice to level the playing field a bit. Say what you will about Florida (and I know you do), but we are very diverse. It's always a good feeling watching fireworks on the 4th  and seeing so many people of different walks looking up with pride together. I look forward to a more open immigration policy. What ever happened to Trump changing the wording on Ellis island?
 
2020-11-25 4:30:39 AM  

mrshowrules: Putting an immigrant in charge of immigration is f$cked-up.  What's next, an environmentalist in charge of the environment?


baby oil from babies?!?!

/cats, dogs living together
 
2020-11-25 4:33:20 AM  
Once again, conservatives are threatening us with a good time.
 
2020-11-25 4:50:43 AM  
Yeah, we might see kids reunited with their families and the asshats who wanted to sell them for adoption might get prosecuted.

Oh. The. Horror.
 
2020-11-25 4:52:09 AM  
TLDR - Be very afraid of brown people!!
 
2020-11-25 4:52:10 AM  
Now that the election is over, it's safe to tell you, Tucker. We designed the thin paper face masks to destroy America.
 
2020-11-25 4:59:18 AM  
Good. We're a nation of immigrants, and he's one himself. Ali won't let ICE run amok anymore, either. That's why Biden chose him.
 
2020-11-25 5:03:07 AM  
I can't wait to see Tucker when Biden's DOJ declares white supremacists as terrorist organizations
 
2020-11-25 5:08:06 AM  

Notabunny: I can't wait to see Tucker when Biden's DOJ declares white supremacists as terrorist organizations


i cant wait to see Tucker without the buttplug look on his face

/look at him
//thats the look of a man with a 4" buttplug up his ass
 
2020-11-25 5:08:27 AM  
Making America different is the white man's greatest fear.

Rich white men don't want America to change because it might threaten their seat of power.
Poor white men don't want America to change because it might threaten their illusion of it.

I say bury the lot of them at sea. This ship has too much ballast to stay afloat.
 
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