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2020-11-24 9:02:50 PM  
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2020-11-24 9:08:22 PM  
Even the fake Melanias couldn't be arsed to show up?

Jeez, these people are so bad at this
 
2020-11-24 9:08:41 PM  
I don't think she'll be in attendance for much of anything else until her first appearance in the divorce hearings.
 
2020-11-24 9:18:00 PM  
I don't really care, do you?
 
2020-11-24 9:19:59 PM  
I really don't care, do Yule?
 
2020-11-24 9:20:36 PM  
FOOKING DECORATIONS!
 
2020-11-24 9:23:44 PM  

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froomkin: From the WH: "On Monday, November 30 starting at 7:00AM EST the Office of the First Lady will host a preview of the 2020 holiday décor at the White House.... The First Lady will not be in attendance. "


This year she will be completely free to express her fashion sense and artistic vision. There will be trees dripping with faux gold tinsel and ornaments made from authentic pre-unification East German light bulbs. Emaciated dwarf models in black leather elf costumes and 80's leg warmers will flit to and fro, running up to visitors to whisper/cackle things like, "Live, laugh, love!" or "North Pole!". Something will be on fire.
 
2020-11-24 9:24:44 PM  
Jill Biden should show up and say she is filling in, since the Trumps are too busy golfing and not caring.
 
2020-11-24 9:42:52 PM  
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2020-11-25 12:07:26 AM  
Well at least Melanoma and I agree on this.

/hate christmas and all the bullsh*t that accompanies it
///fiercely
//HUMBUG, BAH
 
2020-11-25 2:25:53 AM  
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2020-11-25 3:59:59 AM  
"I vant spirit of murder pogrom against Jew."
 
2020-11-25 5:59:55 AM  
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2020-11-25 6:02:30 AM  

ox45tallboy: I don't think she'll be in attendance for much of anything else until her first appearance in the divorce hearings.


Why divorce Donny and take half his shiat when she could just wait six months and inherit everything?

/With apologies to Mike Lawrence for stealing that gag
 
2020-11-25 6:02:34 AM  
Stupid libs, she's busy on the front lines fighting the war on Christmas.  Joe and Jill Biden, and Kamala have kidnapped Santa and Jesus and are plotting to blow up the all of the elves busy building toys.  I've already sent $50 to help fight this war, and I'm supposed to be getting a santa hat with MAGA written on it.  Supposedly, if I mail in $500 dollars I can get status as a member of the Space Force, and for $5000 I get entered into a raffle for a Presidential Medal of Freedom (offer valid until January 19, 2021).  I'd like to donate more, but the Dems have decided that no one else needs stimulus and the hard working folks like Mitch McConnell are going to try to get me more.  Bet you feel dumb now, don't you libs?
 
2020-11-25 6:03:03 AM  
Come on Melania, you only have a few weeks left on your contract.  You could at least appear to make an effort.  After this you're home free.
 
2020-11-25 6:05:50 AM  

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2020-11-25 6:06:02 AM  
Oh no what a shame
 
2020-11-25 6:13:30 AM  
It's the least she could do.
 
2020-11-25 6:14:30 AM  
I think the divorce is to shelter Donald's money from the upcoming lawsuits.
 
2020-11-25 6:17:08 AM  
She's probably having a COVID relapse and has to quarantine with her tennis instructor again for a couple of weeks
 
2020-11-25 6:22:32 AM  

maddan: Jill Biden should show up and say she is filling in, since the Trumps are too busy golfing and not caring.


This. Jill shows up, hangs out all day playing host, commanding the staff etc, eviscerating the decor choices while wooing the press...
 
2020-11-25 6:27:22 AM  
can't have enough Gritty memes

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2020-11-25 6:31:36 AM  
"The First Lady will not be in attendance."

"Be Absent"
 
2020-11-25 6:33:05 AM  

basicstock: "The First Lady will not be in attendance."

"Be Absent"


"Doesn't give a fark"
 
2020-11-25 6:34:58 AM  

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There was an eerie beauty to that one, but it definitely wasn't American Christmas.
 
2020-11-25 6:35:55 AM  

basicstock: "The First Lady will not be in attendance."

"Be Absent"


She's busy pouring over her prenup seeing how much she'll get in the divorce
 
2020-11-25 6:36:22 AM  

TheBigJerk: teto85: [Fark user image 850x446]

There was an eerie beauty to that one, but it definitely wasn't American Christmas.


Eastern Europe can be a very depressing place.
 
2020-11-25 6:36:41 AM  
How can you host...when you don't attend?
 
2020-11-25 6:39:24 AM  
I very crudely edited my usual discord icon to make it all Christmasy! I feel it's appropriate.
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2020-11-25 6:39:28 AM  

ansius: can't have enough Gritty memes

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2020-11-25 6:41:20 AM  

maddan: Jill Biden should show up and say she is filling in, since the Trumps are too busy golfing and not caring.


Or Hildawg
 
2020-11-25 6:43:34 AM  
i assure you the First Lady is much too important to be spending time with you filthy poors
 
2020-11-25 6:43:44 AM  
Is it too much to hope that this means they're going to Mar a Lago for Thanksgiving after all and never coming back?
 
2020-11-25 6:44:55 AM  

Snapper Carr: basicstock: "The First Lady will not be in attendance."

"Be Absent"

She's busy pouring over her prenup seeing how much she'll get in the divorce


Looking at the $421 million in loans coming due, she's angling to walk away with -210.5 million?
 
2020-11-25 6:50:41 AM  
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2020-11-25 6:53:20 AM  

stoli n coke: Snapper Carr: basicstock: "The First Lady will not be in attendance."

"Be Absent"

She's busy pouring over her prenup seeing how much she'll get in the divorce

Looking at the $421 million in loans coming due, she's angling to walk away with -210.5 million?


I'm sure Melanoma has money on her own.  It may not be "trump" rich but she may want to protect that, if he personally guaranteed the loans.  Not sure what New York laws are on joint property.
 
2020-11-25 6:57:29 AM  

TheBigJerk: teto85: [Fark user image 850x446]

There was an eerie beauty to that one, but it definitely wasn't American Christmas.


There was an 'eerie beauty' to Speer's columns of light at the Nuremberg Rallies, too. Which is one reason why we don't often see imitations of it.
 
2020-11-25 7:05:48 AM  
I wonder if they use the same badger every year, or do they get a fresh one?
 
2020-11-25 7:10:10 AM  

killershark: Is it too much to hope that this means they're going to Mar a Lago for Thanksgiving after all and never coming back?


I guess Trump is currently having his living quarters at Mar a Lago renovated.  He's still in a pissing contest with New York at the moment, so I assume he won't be heading to Trump Tower or that estate he is using as a tax dodge for the holidays.  If he leaves DC before construction is done, my guess would be for his club in New Jersey.  Trump obviously has other properties (at the moment), but I don't remember him staying in any of them since becoming president.
 
2020-11-25 7:11:45 AM  
So presidential!!! So much winning!


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2020-11-25 7:12:24 AM  

Aussie_As: ox45tallboy: I don't think she'll be in attendance for much of anything else until her first appearance in the divorce hearings.

Why divorce Donny and take half his shiat when she could just wait six months and inherit everything?

/With apologies to Mike Lawrence for stealing that gag


Because half his shiat and preferential treatment during bankruptcy beats the table scraps he will leave behind.
 
2020-11-25 7:13:40 AM  

Kick The Chair: I think the divorce is to shelter Donald's money from the upcoming lawsuits.


What money?  He's got property but not cash.  And I think all the property is in the business' name.
 
2020-11-25 7:14:16 AM  
Honestly, I dig that she doesn't give a damn about that crap. It's stupid to demand a First Lady handle it. This isn't the 1950's and she shouldn't have to pretend to be Donna Reed for you.

Let the people who run the building handle it and be done.
 
2020-11-25 7:18:42 AM  

FloridaWombat: killershark: Is it too much to hope that this means they're going to Mar a Lago for Thanksgiving after all and never coming back?

I guess Trump is currently having his living quarters at Mar a Lago renovated.  He's still in a pissing contest with New York at the moment, so I assume he won't be heading to Trump Tower or that estate he is using as a tax dodge for the holidays.  If he leaves DC before construction is done, my guess would be for his club in New Jersey.  Trump obviously has other properties (at the moment), but I don't remember him staying in any of them since becoming president.


He does not own a house.
 
2020-11-25 7:22:17 AM  
Bigdogdaddy:

I'm sure Melanoma has money on her own.  It may not be trump "rich" but she may want to protect that, if he personally guaranteed the loans.  Not sure what New York laws are on joint property.

FTFY: You put the quotes around the wrong word.
 
2020-11-25 7:28:02 AM  

GregInIndy: Honestly, I dig that she doesn't give a damn about that crap. It's stupid to demand a First Lady handle it. This isn't the 1950's and she shouldn't have to pretend to be Donna Reed for you.

Let the people who run the building handle it and be done.


And FWIW, I'd love nothing better next year than to have Jill Biden say "Pfft, Xmas decorations? Who's got the time, I'm teaching class & making sure Joe's ok. Told the WH social secretary office to put up whatever."
 
2020-11-25 7:28:07 AM  
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2020-11-25 7:29:34 AM  

capn' fun: Original: Original Tweet:

froomkin: From the WH: "On Monday, November 30 starting at 7:00AM EST the Office of the First Lady will host a preview of the 2020 holiday décor at the White House.... The First Lady will not be in attendance. "


This year she will be completely free to express her fashion sense and artistic vision. There will be trees dripping with faux gold tinsel and ornaments made from authentic pre-unification East German light bulbs. Emaciated dwarf models in black leather elf costumes and 80's leg warmers will flit to and fro, running up to visitors to whisper/cackle things like, "Live, laugh, love!" or "North Pole!". Something will be on fire.


Sounds like a Rammstein Christmas.
 
2020-11-25 7:36:51 AM  

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One does not simply climb down the chimney into Mordor.
 
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