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1960 clicks; posted to Business » and Food » on 24 Nov 2020 at 11:45 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-24 9:05:54 PM  
Listen and understand. That Colonel is out there. He can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are fed.
 
2020-11-25 1:32:15 AM  
Colonel Sanders tells Jim Bakker about God helping him pass a polyp
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2020-11-25 1:36:45 AM  
KFC is like crack to some people.

Um. Mobile vending machines, operated as drones. What an amazing idea. I am just going to blurt this out because the engineering problems are daunting, but

what about having something like this at sports events? And sell tickets at end seats cheaply because that guy will have to do the vending machine stuff for the whole row. You could save a lot of labor and just have this thing move up and down the stairway.
 
2020-11-25 3:33:49 AM  

johnsoninca: Listen and understand. That Colonel is out there. He can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are fed.


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2020-11-25 3:34:58 AM  
For when you become so fat from eating KFC, you need the KFC to come to you.
 
2020-11-25 4:26:21 AM  
christ that is one ugly woman
 
2020-11-25 5:39:02 AM  
The kfc and Popeyes in my area both suck. Goddammit.
 
2020-11-25 9:02:28 AM  
More amazed it said China, not Japan.
 
2020-11-25 9:07:56 AM  
-Amazon to deliver household goods
-Autonomous robots to deliver KFC
-Sex robots to deliver, well, sex
The human race won't be a problem for the planet much longer
 
2020-11-25 11:02:54 AM  
Semi related. When Mrs. Jorm was pregnant she didn't get many cravings, except once, I came home from work and she ran waddled up to me and yelled "I ALMOST MUGGED A FAT GUY FOR HIS KFC, GET ME KFC NOW!". So off I went to get some KFC.
 
2020-11-25 12:30:11 PM  
China gets a lot flakk for being an autocratic fascist state, but I'll be damned if they can't get shiat done.
 
2020-11-25 12:42:08 PM  

Pfighting Polish: johnsoninca: Listen and understand. That Colonel is out there. He can't be bargained with, he can't be reasoned with. He doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear, and he absolutely will not stop. Ever. Until you are fed.

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My cousin had a some hand in this project, and others to establish Gatorade abroad back in the day. Who knew that KFC would be so prevalent in that country that and the Asian rim. not me, but I'd blow their farking minds if I pull my cast iron skillet and Crisco to make chix, cornbread and collards.

I'd settle for blowing Carla Gugino's mind...
 
2020-11-25 2:50:34 PM  
In case anyone was wondering, Google Translate of the Chinese tweet in TFA:

Because there are unexpectedly many reactions. The place is an intersection in front of a subway station just outside the city of Shanghai. There are two unmanned vehicles, one is KFC. Maybe only during the morning-noon hours (not seen on the way home). Payment is QR code payment. A mechanism that opens the door when payment is completed. https://t.co/Wvwl2y4slP pic.twitter.com/8j14HTRF5j
― Puar (@shanghaineko) November 18, 2020
And this is why Twitter is unfair to alphabetic languages! The old 140-character limit would in English only get you to "Shanghai" not counting the period at the end of that sentence. 280 gets you to the "pay" in "QR code payment." The Chinese tweet, including the alphabetic URL at the end, is only 161 characters.spacing.
 
2020-11-25 5:32:47 PM  
I want it to drive around my neighborhood playing public domain music while fat guys run after it.
 
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