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2020-11-24 9:37:52 PM  
Get a brain, Moran
 
2020-11-24 9:47:20 PM  
She's my little rock n'roll.
 
2020-11-24 10:19:04 PM  
police said he set fire to a bush outside the club

Better than inside the club, I guess.
 
2020-11-25 12:55:39 AM  
"the son of former Mayor Mary Moran, who led Bridgeport from 1989-1991, had been thrown out of Scruples Gentleman's Club"

So, I take it never occurred to him to have second thoughts and to think it was wrong to burn down the strip club?
 
2020-11-25 1:05:43 AM  
They caught him on his cell phone trying to book Great White?

/I'll show myself out
 
2020-11-25 1:07:49 AM  
There is no sax in the champagne room! NONE!
 
2020-11-25 1:07:55 AM  
"Moran's lawyer asked for leniency for Moran, saying he needs to be home to care for his parents who are both ill with coronavirus."

Is it wrong that I checked to see if his parents were still alive?  Turns out they celebrated their 60th anniversary last month.
 
2020-11-25 1:08:52 AM  
Who hasn't tried to burn down a strip club or two in Bridgeport? AMIRIGHT??

Also:
Family guy Bridgeport
Youtube J63xud0E9Xk
 
2020-11-25 1:52:59 AM  
During his time in the band his life was filled with sax and violins, no wonder he turned out bad!
 
2020-11-25 1:58:48 AM  
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2020-11-25 1:59:01 AM  
And all this time I thought T&A stood for Trombones and Alpacas... I have been seriously misled
 
2020-11-25 2:30:00 AM  

bearded clamorer: police said he set fire to a bush outside the club

Better than inside the club, I guess.


Inside the club, there is rarely any bush...
 
2020-11-25 2:31:39 AM  
Can't trust them damn sax players.
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2020-11-25 2:35:22 AM  

bearded clamorer: police said he set fire to a bush outside the club



Well, you know sax players. Some like it hot.

Some Like It Hot - Marilyn Monroe's got a thing for saxophone players
Youtube r9uWePyTWxk
 
2020-11-25 6:10:21 AM  
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2020-11-25 6:25:15 AM  
🎷
Youtube Rk1MYMPDx3s
 
2020-11-25 6:28:54 AM  
"Club employees were able to put out the fire..."

It took a little while because they had to change costumes first.

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2020-11-25 7:16:16 AM  

ChuckGandCrew: Who hasn't tried to burn down a strip club or two in Bridgeport? AMIRIGHT??

Also:[Youtube-video https://www.youtube.com/embed/J63xud0E​9Xk]


Bridgeport?? How farked up does your life have to be to get out of the car in Bridgeport, let alone look for a strip club?

\cant imagine what a Bridgeport stripper would be like
 
2020-11-25 8:24:37 AM  
Seems like the Moran had no scruples at all.
 
2020-11-25 8:50:32 AM  
Sexy Sax Man Careless Whisper Prank feat. Sergio Flores (directors cut)
Youtube GaoLU6zKaws
 
2020-11-25 9:28:28 AM  
What the fark is this shiat, subby? Linking to a non-SSL site in 2020?
 
2020-11-25 9:28:29 AM  

jtown: "Moran's lawyer asked for leniency for Moran, saying he needs to be home to care for his parents who are both ill with coronavirus."

Is it wrong that I checked to see if his parents were still alive?  Turns out they celebrated their 60th anniversary last month.


Let me get this straight. The court is supposed to think about the consequences of his sentencing, but he wasn't expected to think about the consequences of himself getting caught?
 
2020-11-25 9:53:57 AM  
SNL T's and A's
Youtube y0f1Ywnjq0A
 
2020-11-25 10:06:20 AM  
Tiki Torch Brigade!
 
2020-11-25 11:06:51 AM  
I read the headline as "Sex player" and was slightly confused. I suppose that would work also.
 
2020-11-25 12:21:14 PM  
In other news, The Tommy Dorsey Big Band was still active in the 90s.
 
2020-11-25 3:26:11 PM  

MBooda: Can't trust them damn sax players.
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Yeah, but Al didn't learn the violin.
 
2020-11-25 6:14:18 PM  

whitroth: MBooda: Can't trust them damn sax players.
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Yeah, but Al didn't learn the violin.


and I didn't shoot the deputy.
 
2020-11-25 9:16:27 PM  

jtown: "Moran's lawyer asked for leniency for Moran, saying he needs to be home to care for his parents who are both ill with coronavirus."

Is it wrong that I checked to see if his parents were still alive?  Turns out they celebrated their 60th anniversary last month.


Nice that he went to a strip club after being exposed to COVID. Nice that strip clubs in CT are still open.
 
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