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(Some Guy)   First it's "don't travel for the holiday," then it's "don't blow yourself up grilling with propane inside your SUV," I honestly don't know what you people even want anymore   (stthomastimesjournal.com) divider line
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2020-11-25 12:10:32 AM  
They turned a Suburban into a Blazer!
 
2020-11-25 12:11:12 AM  
Meth.
 
2020-11-25 12:19:15 AM  
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2020-11-25 12:26:31 AM  
Is motivational speaker Matt Foley going to be OK?
 
2020-11-25 12:29:30 AM  
They should have just pitched a tent and used a hibacci instead......

<snicker>
 
2020-11-25 12:30:29 AM  
This happened in Aylmer Ontario? Really? That place is like the Mayberry of Canada
/shocked but not really shocked...whole world's gone to hell
 
2020-11-25 12:32:55 AM  

maxandgrinch: Is motivational speaker Matt Foley going to be OK?


That's the best part of living in a van down by the river. If you have a fire you can just let loose the parking brake and slide right into that extinguishing water
 
2020-11-25 12:44:05 AM  
They were picked up on a 509-B violation, sir.
509?
uh-huh
B?
 
2020-11-25 1:01:57 AM  
I'm guessing what they want is a home, subby. There are a lot of houseless people in the Divided States of America.
 
2020-11-25 1:03:45 AM  
Don't tell me what to do!
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2020-11-25 1:09:19 AM  

iammoistvonlipwig: Meth.


My guess was: camping, but it's too cold outside, let's sit in the car. But what about food? It's ok, we have the propane stove.
What's the worst that can happen?

/stove tips over
 
2020-11-25 1:11:06 AM  
How did they survive their previous 43 and 52 years?
 
2020-11-25 1:14:04 AM  

pushthelimits: I'm guessing what they want is a home, subby. There are a lot of houseless people in the Divided States of America.


They've still got an enormous yard to grill in.
 
2020-11-25 1:24:40 AM  

Resident Muslim: iammoistvonlipwig: Meth.

My guess was: camping, but it's too cold outside, let's sit in the car. But what about food? It's ok, we have the propane stove.
What's the worst that can happen?

/stove tips over


I was thinking unemployed and homeless trying to cook dinner or stay warm.
 
2020-11-25 1:28:43 AM  
One more warning label would have prevented this.  I has a cry now.
 
2020-11-25 1:47:06 AM  
You are suppose to open the sunroof and mount the grill on the roof rack. Ghost ride that grill, lil homies.
 
2020-11-25 2:33:43 AM  
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2020-11-25 2:49:00 AM  
Listen here..I'm burning my house down with a half thawed turkey dropped into an over full pot
propane deep fryer inside the garage, and you can't stop me!
 
2020-11-25 8:33:02 AM  

pushthelimits: I'm guessing what they want is a home, subby. There are a lot of houseless people in the Divided States of America.


You might want to check a map.
 
2020-11-25 8:46:37 AM  
Theoretically, the general rule is, "don't kill yourself by being stupid, or through deliberate attempts". That said, I'm putting together a committee to revisit both conditions, and see if this rule needs updating.
 
2020-11-25 9:13:16 AM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Listen here..I'm burning my house down with a half thawed turkey dropped into an over full pot
propane deep fryer inside the garage, and you can't stop me!


O.k.

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2020-11-25 10:49:11 AM  
Next you're going to tell me it's not a great Idea to use a lighter to check for a gas leak!
 
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