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2020-11-24 10:40:30 PM  
Just in time for Thanksgiving.
 
2020-11-25 1:17:53 AM  
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2020-11-25 1:20:26 AM  
 What a Moran.

      no wait...

What. A Moran?

     there, that's better.
 
2020-11-25 1:30:44 AM  
To be honest I've never thought of smoking a cold turkey.

Does it have a smooth flavor on the inhale?
 
2020-11-25 1:33:59 AM  
"Our possessions end up owning us." -- Ferris Bueller
 
2020-11-25 1:35:02 AM  

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Ding, turkey's done!
 
2020-11-25 1:50:48 AM  

trappedspirit: "Our possessions end up owning us." -- Ferris Bueller


"All your base are belong to us."
- Noriyuki "Pat" Morita
 
2020-11-25 2:20:35 AM  
In my religion, of which I am the Pope so what I say goes, brewers and BBQ pitmasters are holy people.  farking with a pitmaster by taking his smoker is one of those goin'-straight-to-Hell sins you can't be forgiven for.  And the people shall shun him, and give him neither brisket nor ribs.
 
2020-11-25 2:20:40 AM  
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2020-11-25 2:51:34 AM  
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2020-11-25 3:18:44 AM  
Dude should move to Kansas City. They love chefs there.

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2020-11-25 3:29:40 AM  
Yeah, crappy thing for thieves to steal it, but if that was my smoker I would not be leaving it sitting in the parking lot of my former restaurant, even if it was secured with steel cables.
 
2020-11-25 3:41:38 AM  
i've wondered how people keep their trailer items - boats, skid doos, trailer homes - from being stolen. guess i got my answer.

still don't understand why i see fishing boats on trailers in lovely landlocked Ohio USA. same guys probably own snow mobiles they can use twice a year.
 
2020-11-25 4:57:15 AM  

Mock26: Yeah, crappy thing for thieves to steal it, but if that was my smoker I would not be leaving it sitting in the parking lot of my former restaurant, even if it was secured with steel cables.


Whoever took it violated all types of secret man codes. YOU NEVER PUT YOUR HANDS ON ANOTHER MAN"S SMOKER OR GRILL.......NEVER. The person or persons that stole it needs a Pumpkinhead violation: Those who broke the rules inside or outside prison risked "violations" that ranged from a "mouth shot," one punch to the face, to a "pumpkin head," a severe beating that left a victim's head severely swollen or worse,
https://www.chicagotribune.com/news/c​t​-xpm-1997-03-21-9703210195-story.html
 
2020-11-25 8:35:29 AM  
How did I get in the Food tab?
 
2020-11-25 8:40:39 AM  

sinko swimo: i've wondered how people keep their trailer items - boats, skid doos, trailer homes - from being stolen. guess i got my answer.

still don't understand why i see fishing boats on trailers in lovely landlocked Ohio USA. same guys probably own snow mobiles they can use twice a year.


Almost half the state's borders are water.  Not sure if you have a different definition of landlocked down there.
 
2020-11-25 9:27:57 AM  

sinko swimo: i've wondered how people keep their trailer items - boats, skid doos, trailer homes - from being stolen. guess i got my answer.

still don't understand why i see fishing boats on trailers in lovely landlocked Ohio USA. same guys probably own snow mobiles they can use twice a year.


It's hard to keep your boat in the water which isn't there.
 
2020-11-25 9:32:10 AM  

Aquapope: In my religion, of which I am the Pope so what I say goes, brewers and BBQ pitmasters are holy people.  farking with a pitmaster by taking his smoker is one of those goin'-straight-to-Hell sins you can't be forgiven for.  And the people shall shun him, and give him neither brisket nor ribs.



I just heard about it, but I think I might already be a zealot in your religion.
 
2020-11-25 6:35:38 PM  

WelldeadLink: sinko swimo: i've wondered how people keep their trailer items - boats, skid doos, trailer homes - from being stolen. guess i got my answer.

still don't understand why i see fishing boats on trailers in lovely landlocked Ohio USA. same guys probably own snow mobiles they can use twice a year.

It's hard to keep your boat in the water which isn't there.


This may shock and amaze you...But if you look at the Northern border of Ohio...It's a lake..A big, you
might even say great, lake.. I know that's kind of Erie..But there's more! If you looks South, well holy moley it's a large broad river, named, OHIO..
 
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