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2020-11-24 5:14:27 PM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-11-24 5:17:22 PM  
So, the Fappening without the nudity?
No foobies?
 
2020-11-24 5:18:32 PM  

snocone: So, the Fappening without the nudity?
No foobies?


Could be worse. There could be nudity.
 
2020-11-24 5:19:12 PM  
Glad to hear that's working out for them.
 
2020-11-24 5:19:23 PM  
Awkward
 
2020-11-24 5:19:24 PM  
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2020-11-24 5:19:53 PM  
It's like the Ashley Madison hack, except everyone is cheating on democracy with authoritarianism.
 
2020-11-24 5:24:00 PM  
"I've seen like"

Bigfoot...it made a sound I wouldn't want to hear twice.
 
2020-11-24 5:25:15 PM  
Hacking and disclosing private messages is bad. And the hackers should feel bad.

And then they should get medals.
 
2020-11-24 5:25:16 PM  
Now now, share with the rest of the class. We would like the option to not unsee it as well.
 
2020-11-24 5:25:20 PM  
I am willing to put up with the nazis and naked Rosanne pics just to enjoy hearing them complain that they miss Twitter because Parler is nothing but assholes and bots.
 
2020-11-24 5:27:04 PM  
Who is this guy?
 
2020-11-24 5:27:30 PM  

Altimus Prime: Hacking and disclosing private messages is bad. And the hackers should feel bad.

And then they should get medals.


Yup, said the same during the AM hack when people were trying to call out laughing at the supposed "victims".

I want the hackers caught. They broke the law.

But I sure as shiat won't have any sympathy for the "victims".
 
2020-11-24 5:28:11 PM  

Altimus Prime: Hacking and disclosing private messages is bad. And the hackers should feel bad.

And then they should get medals.


They will have to live with what they are about to do.
I am sure it will be rent free in a lot of head cases.
 
2020-11-24 5:28:24 PM  

snocone: So, the Fappening without the nudity?
No foobies?


Der Fäppenung!
 
2020-11-24 5:28:29 PM  
Let's out more racist/nazi/supremacists!
DO IT!!

2020's Scarlet Letter.
 
2020-11-24 5:30:03 PM  

snocone: So, the Fappening without the nudity?
No foobies?


No. Probably just loads of dick pics from DJTJR and other republican toadies.
 
2020-11-24 5:30:52 PM  
I swear I saw someone predict this happening, here on Fark.  Did Drew lend someone his Time Machine?
 
2020-11-24 5:32:15 PM  
I've never tried to sign up for parler, but have read that they do ask for a LOT more personal info than other social media outlets.

LOL
 
2020-11-24 5:33:28 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Altimus Prime: Hacking and disclosing private messages is bad. And the hackers should feel bad.

And then they should get medals.

Yup, said the same during the AM hack when people were trying to call out laughing at the supposed "victims".

I want the hackers caught. They broke the law.

But I sure as shiat won't have any sympathy for the "victims".


At least Ashley Madison didn't require a photo ID and SSN to sign up (I assume). So patrons could have used a throwaway email acct and the breach wouldn't really implicate them.

Parler is even stupider.
 
2020-11-24 5:34:07 PM  

dr_blasto: I've never tried to sign up for parler, but have read that they do ask for a LOT more personal info than other social media outlets.

LOL


To be "confirmed" you have to send them a picture of your driver's license.
 
2020-11-24 5:34:13 PM  
I thought they were super secure with their special character password...
 
2020-11-24 5:36:43 PM  

NateAsbestos: scottydoesntknow: Altimus Prime: Hacking and disclosing private messages is bad. And the hackers should feel bad.

And then they should get medals.

Yup, said the same during the AM hack when people were trying to call out laughing at the supposed "victims".

I want the hackers caught. They broke the law.

But I sure as shiat won't have any sympathy for the "victims".

At least Ashley Madison didn't require a photo ID and SSN to sign up (I assume). So patrons could have used a throwaway email acct and the breach wouldn't really implicate them.

Parler is even stupider.


I remember when it first came out and I said "yea I'll go create an account to maybe troll in the future". Go to sign up with a BS email and get "Please Enter your Phone #"

F**********CK THAT! No way in hell was I giving them actual contact info.
 
2020-11-24 5:38:03 PM  
"I wish I could unsee what I've seen" might imply something more egregious than "alt-right pin dick"
 
2020-11-24 5:39:55 PM  

kevlar51: snocone: So, the Fappening without the nudity?
No foobies?

Could be worse. There could be nudity.


Ew. Please no.
 
2020-11-24 5:40:40 PM  
From wikipedia, since I don't hate myself enough to even click on parler's home page:

Creating an account and using Parler is free. Signup requires both an e-mail address and phone number.[35] At the point of registration, users have the option of supplying a photo of themselves and a scan of the front and back of their government-issued photo identification to have their account verified by Parler.[68][23] Individual users can optionally set their account to only view Parleys from other verified users. According to Matze, the purpose of the verification feature is to allow users to minimize their contact with trolls.[68] Anyone who verifies their identity on Parler is given a red badge, and people considered to be public figures are denoted with a gold badge.[23]
According to Matze, the identification document scans submitted by users who choose to have their accounts verified are destroyed after verification. However, the requirement for ID scans to become verified has prompted conspiracy theories about Parler's retention and use of user information.[68][79]


We all know Anyone with a functional brain stem knows that a system intended to monetize selling people's personal data isn't going to delete it without a court order, so chances are (if this hack is true) then hackers have everything they need to own the identity of a large number of actual Nazis.  I hope they don't need a credit score any time soon.

Also, 'decompiled the app?'  What was this, C#?  That apparently had no security?  Jesus Pleaseus.
 
2020-11-24 5:41:34 PM  
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2020-11-24 5:47:02 PM  
 
2020-11-24 5:50:40 PM  

IgG4: dr_blasto: I've never tried to sign up for parler, but have read that they do ask for a LOT more personal info than other social media outlets.

LOL

To be "confirmed" you have to send them a picture of your driver's license.


I have a couple of Colombian Ids I have been thinking of signing up with.

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2020-11-24 5:52:12 PM  

IgG4: dr_blasto: I've never tried to sign up for parler, but have read that they do ask for a LOT more personal info than other social media outlets.

LOL

To be "confirmed" you have to send them a picture of your driver's license.


Holy shiat, really?

And people actually do that?
 
2020-11-24 6:00:15 PM  
Wow, parler has some really great meme makers.

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2020-11-24 6:04:08 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Anyone know how to interpret this?

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https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/​1331362619396149251


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"I don't even see the code any more. I just see Nazis, Idiots, and grifters".
 
2020-11-24 6:13:24 PM  

toraque: From wikipedia, since I don't hate myself enough to even click on parler's home page:

Creating an account and using Parler is free. Signup requires both an e-mail address and phone number.[35] At the point of registration, users have the option of supplying a photo of themselves and a scan of the front and back of their government-issued photo identification to have their account verified by Parler.[68][23] Individual users can optionally set their account to only view Parleys from other verified users. According to Matze, the purpose of the verification feature is to allow users to minimize their contact with trolls.[68] Anyone who verifies their identity on Parler is given a red badge, and people considered to be public figures are denoted with a gold badge.[23]
According to Matze, the identification document scans submitted by users who choose to have their accounts verified are destroyed after verification. However, the requirement for ID scans to become verified has prompted conspiracy theories about Parler's retention and use of user information.[68][79]

We all know Anyone with a functional brain stem knows that a system intended to monetize selling people's personal data isn't going to delete it without a court order, so chances are (if this hack is true) then hackers have everything they need to own the identity of a large number of actual Nazis.  I hope they don't need a credit score any time soon.

Also, 'decompiled the app?'  What was this, C#?  That apparently had no security?  Jesus Pleaseus.


It's not clear from this if you have to supply the ID to use an account at all, or simply to have a "Verified" account.  It sounds like you can have a "loser" account without submitting ID.

It sounds like this is their answer to the Blue Check Mark on Twitter, where Twitter does a whole process verifying actual identities of people who they choose to award a checkmark to. Notoriously refusing to do so for Loomer until they finally kicked her off the platform.

The whole Loomer Affair has made the Alt-Right people angry that they are not good enough for "verified" status and I assume that's behind this Parler stunt...that also gives them more info to have stolen.

The red badge thing is just their equivalent of the REAL blue checkmark and is only awarded to people they identify as "public figures."

And they give that class consciousness a nudge by allowing you to refuse to "see" any unverified-loser account posts.
 
2020-11-24 6:13:51 PM  

dr_blasto: IgG4: dr_blasto: I've never tried to sign up for parler, but have read that they do ask for a LOT more personal info than other social media outlets.

LOL

To be "confirmed" you have to send them a picture of your driver's license.

Holy shiat, really?

And people actually do that?


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2020-11-24 6:15:59 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Anyone know how to interpret this?

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https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/​1331362619396149251


If that's legit, that is the web programming equivalent of writing your social security number, your bank account number, your safe word, and the exact location of your child porn stash on your forehead before running out onto a football field during a nationally televised game while screaming "LOOK AT ME!  LOOK AT ME!"
 
2020-11-24 6:16:58 PM  

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Hurrk
 
2020-11-24 6:21:19 PM  
Too soon. They should have let them build up a huge archive of them saying  truly horrible things, all the while leaking to the Dems, then drop the hammer just before midterms.
 
2020-11-24 6:25:03 PM  

IgG4: dr_blasto: I've never tried to sign up for parler, but have read that they do ask for a LOT more personal info than other social media outlets.

LOL

To be "confirmed" you have to send them a picture of your driver's license.


lol no
Jesus farking Christ, those people are dumb.
 
2020-11-24 6:25:05 PM  

toraque: scottydoesntknow: Anyone know how to interpret this?

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https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/​1331362619396149251

If that's legit, that is the web programming equivalent of writing your social security number, your bank account number, your safe word, and the exact location of your child porn stash on your forehead before running out onto a football field during a nationally televised game while screaming "LOOK AT ME!  LOOK AT ME!"


That's the kind of "dumb it down for the ignorant masses" explanation I was looking for!

I'm assuming it's legit as it can still be viewed on Archive: https://archive.ph/Mll5H

Thanks!
 
2020-11-24 6:29:08 PM  

theflatline: IgG4: dr_blasto: I've never tried to sign up for parler, but have read that they do ask for a LOT more personal info than other social media outlets.

LOL

To be "confirmed" you have to send them a picture of your driver's license.

I have a couple of Colombian Ids I have been thinking of signing up with.

[elxcusado.files.wordpress.com image 500x282]


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2020-11-24 6:31:06 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Anyone know how to interpret this?

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https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/​1331362619396149251


I interpret that as LOL
 
2020-11-24 6:32:38 PM  

cretinbob: IgG4: dr_blasto: I've never tried to sign up for parler, but have read that they do ask for a LOT more personal info than other social media outlets.

LOL

To be "confirmed" you have to send them a picture of your driver's license.

lol no
Jesus farking Christ, those people are dumb.


And I mean the people who would send a copy of their ID to a dubious website.
 
2020-11-24 6:34:16 PM  

sithon: Too soon. They should have let them build up a huge archive of them saying  truly horrible things, all the while leaking to the Dems, then drop the hammer just before midterms.


I'm sure it didn't take long to get enough dirt.
 
2020-11-24 6:34:35 PM  

sithon: Too soon. They should have let them build up a huge archive of them saying  truly horrible things, all the while leaking to the Dems, then drop the hammer just before midterms.


They'll regroup someplace else. We just need to keep exposing them time and time again until every one of them crawls back under their rock. Permanently.
 
2020-11-24 6:48:29 PM  

toraque: scottydoesntknow: Anyone know how to interpret this?

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x628]

https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/​1331362619396149251

If that's legit, that is the web programming equivalent of writing your social security number, your bank account number, your safe word, and the exact location of your child porn stash on your forehead before running out onto a football field during a nationally televised game while screaming "LOOK AT ME!  LOOK AT ME!"


Twitter security is saying this is from a discovery made back in July, and is no longer relevant. But still a big LOL, yeah.
 
2020-11-24 6:49:20 PM  

jayhawk88: toraque: scottydoesntknow: Anyone know how to interpret this?

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x628]

https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/​1331362619396149251

If that's legit, that is the web programming equivalent of writing your social security number, your bank account number, your safe word, and the exact location of your child porn stash on your forehead before running out onto a football field during a nationally televised game while screaming "LOOK AT ME!  LOOK AT ME!"

Twitter security is saying this is from a discovery made back in July, and is no longer relevant. But still a big LOL, yeah.


Sorry, meant to write "Security Twitter", meaning security people on Twitter.
 
2020-11-24 6:57:09 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Altimus Prime: Hacking and disclosing private messages is bad. And the hackers should feel bad.

And then they should get medals.

Yup, said the same during the AM hack when people were trying to call out laughing at the supposed "victims".

I want the hackers caught. They broke the law.

But I sure as shiat won't have any sympathy for the "victims".


No
 
2020-11-24 6:57:28 PM  
Will twitter enforce the "no hacked documents" rule?
 
2020-11-24 6:57:33 PM  

scottydoesntknow: Anyone know how to interpret this?

[pbs.twimg.com image 850x628]

https://twitter.com/CopingMAGA/status/​1331362619396149251


That looks like the root account.
 
2020-11-24 6:58:33 PM  

scottydoesntknow: NateAsbestos: scottydoesntknow: Altimus Prime: Hacking and disclosing private messages is bad. And the hackers should feel bad.

And then they should get medals.

Yup, said the same during the AM hack when people were trying to call out laughing at the supposed "victims".

I want the hackers caught. They broke the law.

But I sure as shiat won't have any sympathy for the "victims".

At least Ashley Madison didn't require a photo ID and SSN to sign up (I assume). So patrons could have used a throwaway email acct and the breach wouldn't really implicate them.

Parler is even stupider.

I remember when it first came out and I said "yea I'll go create an account to maybe troll in the future". Go to sign up with a BS email and get "Please Enter your Phone #"

F**********CK THAT! No way in hell was I giving them actual contact info.


Facebook now wants you do register with a photo ID and phone number

a lot of people still use facebook
 
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