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(Huffington Post)   Orly Taitz vows to find the real election certificate   (huffpost.com) divider line
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2020-11-24 12:21:21 PM  
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2020-11-24 12:22:03 PM  
Oily Taints?  That weirdo foreign-born Birther that was a LawyerDentist?

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2020-11-24 12:23:39 PM  
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2020-11-24 12:24:56 PM  
She's "willing" to sub in fir Sidney Powell on the Elite Strike Force?

202p has truly sucked but I am excited to see the finale I guess.

It's got a lot of plot twists.
 
2020-11-24 12:25:10 PM  
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2020-11-24 12:29:22 PM  
Someone called this in the thread when Sidney got shiatcanned.

https://www.fark.com/comments/1102786​8​/130427384#c130427384

schecter, come take your bow
 
2020-11-24 12:33:34 PM  
Like a fly to shiat.
 
2020-11-24 12:35:51 PM  
Now that she's on the case I know everything is going to turn out fine.
 
2020-11-24 12:36:48 PM  
Oily Taintz Who?
 
2020-11-24 12:41:55 PM  
Well, I'm sure the Biden team is shiatting their pants in fear at the thought of Moldova's finest combination lawyer/dentist/real estate agent joining Team Trump.
 
2020-11-24 12:50:35 PM  
As desperate as one would have to be to consult Orly Taitz as a lawyer, how desperate would one have to be to consult her as a dentist?

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I think I'd just as soon use someone like Laurence Olivier's Nazi dentist character from "Marathon Man" as use her.
 
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2020-11-24 1:13:06 PM  

Cyberluddite: As desperate as one would have to be to consult Orly Taitz as a lawyer, how desperate would one have to be to consult her as a dentist?

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I think I'd just as soon use someone like Laurence Olivier's Nazi dentist character from "Marathon Man" as use her.


Or Steve Martin's dentist from the remake of Little Shop of Horrors...

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2020-11-24 1:32:56 PM  
In other news, Orly Taitz hasn't been called back to her home planet.
 
2020-11-24 1:33:11 PM  

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Done in one. 
That was my first thought too. I would have been disappointed if no one else had posted it.
 
2020-11-24 1:33:43 PM  
did someone say oily taint?!?
 
2020-11-24 1:33:46 PM  
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2020-11-24 1:34:58 PM  

TWX: Cyberluddite: As desperate as one would have to be to consult Orly Taitz as a lawyer, how desperate would one have to be to consult her as a dentist?

[Fark user image 300x226]

I think I'd just as soon use someone like Laurence Olivier's Nazi dentist character from "Marathon Man" as use her.

Or Steve Martin's dentist from the remake of Little Shop of Horrors...

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"These don't look like your actual teeth, they'll all have to go unless you can show me documented proof that these teeth were born in your mouth."
 
2020-11-24 1:35:06 PM  
Elite strike force team?? LOL, if our real strike forces were that incompetent, they'd shoot themselves cleaning their weapons.
 
2020-11-24 1:35:24 PM  
Who even bothers to listen to her?
 
2020-11-24 1:36:29 PM  
Can we please find out what reporters had her contact information saved for seven farking years, and then blacklist those reporters from society?
 
2020-11-24 1:37:38 PM  
Love that these sycophantic vultures are all circling what's left of the campaign finances, picking off handfuls of cash wherever they can. Like that footage of sharks tearing chunks off a dead whale.
 
2020-11-24 1:37:52 PM  
Elite Strike Force Assemble!

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2020-11-24 1:37:56 PM  
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2020-11-24 1:38:40 PM  

Cyberluddite: Well, I'm sure the Biden team is shiatting their pants in fear at the thought of Moldova's finest combination lawyer/dentist/real estate agent joining Team Trump.


Hahahahaha.
 
2020-11-24 1:38:51 PM  
If we ignore her, she'll go away

/Again
 
2020-11-24 1:39:03 PM  
Trump's E-Lite election strike force is the Spinal Tap of law. What's next missing a filing deadline because you spent six hours trying to find the exit from a parking garage?
 
2020-11-24 1:39:32 PM  

Cyberluddite: Well, I'm sure the Biden team is shiatting their pants in fear at the thought of Moldova's finest combination lawyer/dentist/real estate agent joining Team Trump.


she is actually a pals dentist and he says she is a complete loon but a great dentist.
 
2020-11-24 1:40:40 PM  
omg i haven't heard that name in a very long time.  Subby,put that rock back down!
 
2020-11-24 1:41:06 PM  
Gnarly Titz? Indeed.
 
2020-11-24 1:41:56 PM  

wejash: She's "willing" to sub in fir Sidney Powell on the Elite Strike Force?

202p has truly sucked but I am excited to see the finale I guess.

It's got a lot of plot twists.


This year has been low resolution, but is it that bad?

{|B^D>
 
2020-11-24 1:42:03 PM  
Can't Trump find better people?
 
2020-11-24 1:42:45 PM  
The ghost of Kelly Anne Conway's future. Great.

What is dead may never die, I guess.
 
2020-11-24 1:43:10 PM  
It's with Hunter Biden's laptops. Oh wait.
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2020-11-24 1:43:12 PM  
I feel like the mods should at least punish subby for dead naming. She was going by versions of Oily Taint on Fark long before Trump was elected.
 
2020-11-24 1:43:13 PM  

TWX: Oily Taints?  That weirdo foreign-born Birther that was a LawyerDentist?

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Lawyer, dentist, real estate agent, and like three other things.

Hey, reminds me of a certain farker!
 
2020-11-24 1:43:16 PM  
dental?  yes
legal?  of course
furniture rental?  only wednesdays
nasal swab testing?  gladly
rusty trombone?  must drink first
fish taco empire?  soon
deep state debilitator?  i'm your girl
p00f balls?  always
mumbly dust?  listen to this...

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2020-11-24 1:44:09 PM  

jsnbase: TWX: Cyberluddite: As desperate as one would have to be to consult Orly Taitz as a lawyer, how desperate would one have to be to consult her as a dentist?

[Fark user image 300x226]

I think I'd just as soon use someone like Laurence Olivier's Nazi dentist character from "Marathon Man" as use her.

Or Steve Martin's dentist from the remake of Little Shop of Horrors...

[Fark user image image 850x478]

"These don't look like your actual teeth, they'll all have to go unless you can show me documented proof that these teeth were born in your mouth."


Why are you bringing Nigel Farage into this discussion?
 
2020-11-24 1:44:31 PM  
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2020-11-24 1:44:38 PM  
For some reason I thought she'd been disbarred.
 
2020-11-24 1:45:27 PM  
Ha. I'd forgotten all about that loon.
 
2020-11-24 1:45:31 PM  
Damn, after not reading anything about her for months, someone mentioned her in Fark yesterday and now we got a thread.
 
2020-11-24 1:45:56 PM  

TWX: Oily Taints?  That weirdo foreign-born Birther that was a LawyerDentist?

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Oily Tits was my favorite.
 
2020-11-24 1:46:29 PM  
Grifter Price is Right...

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2020-11-24 1:47:43 PM  
This was the woman who appeared on Bill O'Reilly's show and he cut her off and was calling her a kook.
Oh yeah this is a good look for Trump letting her get involved.
 
2020-11-24 1:48:17 PM  

Latinwolf: Damn, after not reading anything about her for months, someone mentioned her in Fark yesterday and now we got a thread.


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2020-11-24 1:49:12 PM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: TWX: Oily Taints?  That weirdo foreign-born Birther that was a LawyerDentist?

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Lawyer, dentist, real estate agent, and like three other things.

Hey, reminds me of a certain farker!


ViolentEastCoastCity: TWX: Oily Taints?  That weirdo foreign-born Birther that was a LawyerDentist?

[Fark user image image 641x500]

Lawyer, dentist, real estate agent, and like three other things.

Hey, reminds me of a certain farker!


Hey Mon Airlines
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And she's not even Jamaican.
 
2020-11-24 1:54:27 PM  
Wow I forgot about her. What rock did she crawl out from under?
 
2020-11-24 1:54:55 PM  
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2020-11-24 1:55:06 PM  
And just like a case of herpes, Oily Taint is back at the worst possible time.
 
2020-11-24 1:55:14 PM  
The short bus is filling up.
 
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