Skip to content
 
If you can read this, either the style sheet didn't load or you have an older browser that doesn't support style sheets. Try clearing your browser cache and refreshing the page.

(YouTube)   What your brain looks like after eating five day old gas station sushi   (youtube.com) divider line
    More: Scary  
•       •       •

719 clicks; posted to Food » on 24 Nov 2020 at 1:50 PM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



20 Comments     (+0 »)
 
View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest
 
2020-11-24 11:57:33 AM  
*eyeroll*
 
2020-11-24 12:00:34 PM  
I make Gas Station sushi.  I offered the local boutique, upscale Texaco station/repair shop to their croissant, espresso, and caviar bar.   I ate the samples before arriving.

Mine is fresh -- smoked salmon (lox) and pimento cheese on a nori (seaweed) sheet.  I feasted on it after my and only cardiac stress test.

For real ER visits, I suggest two week old Tiramisu that has been sitting out on the kitchen countertop.
 
2020-11-24 12:02:43 PM  
So she got a tapeworm?  Wouldn't the eggs have been there on day one?
 
2020-11-24 12:06:43 PM  

IgG4: So she got a tapeworm?  Wouldn't the eggs have been there on day one?


Yes. Tapeworms don't multiply outside of a host. See *eyeroll* above.
 
2020-11-24 12:10:37 PM  
I'm sure my brain could use a good tune-up by the gas station worms.

vignette1.wikia.nocookie.netView Full Size
 
2020-11-24 1:51:54 PM  

BitwiseShift: I make Gas Station sushi.  I offered the local boutique, upscale Texaco station/repair shop to their croissant, espresso, and caviar bar.   I ate the samples before arriving.

Mine is fresh -- smoked salmon (lox) and pimento cheese on a nori (seaweed) sheet.  I feasted on it after my and only cardiac stress test.

For real ER visits, I suggest two week old Tiramisu that has been sitting out on the kitchen countertop.


I'm gonna work on deciphering this and get right back to you
 
2020-11-24 1:57:41 PM  
comb.ioView Full Size
 
2020-11-24 1:59:12 PM  
Interest you in some gas staion dessert, maam?  Our Urinal Cakes are still warm.
 
2020-11-24 2:57:10 PM  
His videos are always so dramatic and anxiety-inducing.
 
2020-11-24 3:01:13 PM  
Move over, keto.  Sit down, Atkins.  Take a hike, low carb.

Introducing the new tapeworm diet.  You'll eat more than ever and be thinner than you've been in years!  You won't even know it's there.  Until you do.

/Yes, they really did this
 
2020-11-24 3:09:24 PM  
is this for real?
 
2020-11-24 3:12:08 PM  
To be fair, you can get a tapeworm on fresh gas station sushi. Don't eat gas station sushi.
 
2020-11-24 3:31:24 PM  
summertomato.comView Full Size
 
2020-11-24 4:08:57 PM  
That's a lot of nope.
 
2020-11-24 4:28:36 PM  

FarkingSmurf: [summertomato.com image 374x500]


In addition to jobs, this is what regulations rob us of.
 
2020-11-24 7:37:38 PM  

edmo: That's a lot of nope.


Not exactly the right thread, but try the kamikaze roll at Ichiban in Rapid if you get a chance.

/hoping my favorite joints survive til after the plague clears
 
2020-11-24 7:53:25 PM  

NINEv2: edmo: That's a lot of nope.

Not exactly the right thread, but try the kamikaze roll at Ichiban in Rapid if you get a chance.

/hoping my favorite joints survive til after the plague clears


My favorite joints have seized up with white-hot pain. Thanks, winter.
 
2020-11-25 5:31:42 AM  
Few things disgust and terrify me as much as parasites.

"Perhaps rich conservatives?"

Right, like I just said... *rimshot *

/using nitrous oxide daily over a period of months will, like the tapeworm in the video, also deplete your B-12
//yes, I know from experience, no, I don't recommend it
 
2020-11-25 5:54:27 AM  

Golden Brown Delicious: Few things disgust and terrify me as much as parasites.


That's why I avoid salmon sushi (aside from the texture). I know a lot of sushi fish is frozen for a certain amount of time to kill bacteria and parasites. I still just can't do raw salmon.
 
2020-11-25 9:37:14 AM  
If you think that eating five day old gas station sushi is a great idea, your brain likely wasn't working before then.
 
Displayed 20 of 20 comments

View Voting Results: Smartest and Funniest

This thread is closed to new comments.

Continue Farking





On Twitter



  1. Links are submitted by members of the Fark community.

  2. When community members submit a link, they also write a custom headline for the story.

  3. Other Farkers comment on the links. This is the number of comments. Click here to read them.

  4. Click here to submit a link.