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2020-11-24 10:57:14 AM  
There's an easy solution as to how to get rid of starving rats on an island.
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2020-11-24 11:05:03 AM  
I hope they have lots of toy soldiers to fight them.

And chocolates.

Good quality chocolate is fatal to mice and rats as it is to dogs and cats. Kill your little mousies with kindness.
 
2020-11-24 11:09:16 AM  
Chew! Devour!
 
2020-11-24 12:06:09 PM  
But enough about your mother-in-law.
 
2020-11-24 12:07:56 PM  
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2020-11-24 12:08:04 PM  
Great, another sci-fi horror movie plot.
 
2020-11-24 12:08:21 PM  
A good time to have a cat or a dog.
 
2020-11-24 12:08:43 PM  
I would have gone with: Millions of starving giant rats could invade British homes this Christmas. Rodents too
 
2020-11-24 12:12:14 PM  
Now if Loren Culp had used this in his campaign against Inslee, he might have gotten a few more votes and not lost the election by 545,000.

Instead, he went for the "law and order" vote because some ONE died on Capitol Hill in Seattle.
 
2020-11-24 12:12:16 PM  
Michael Jackson - Ben
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2020-11-24 12:13:59 PM  

My Second Fark Account: I would have gone with: Millions of starving giant rats could invade British homes this Christmas. Rodents too


I would have went with "hungry" rather than "starving".
 
2020-11-24 12:14:07 PM  
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2020-11-24 12:14:37 PM  
FTH:The hungry rodents are desperate to come in to our homes as the lockdown means they have been unable to feast on titbits from pubs and restaurants as they are closed

I did not know "titbit" was british for "tidbit".
 
2020-11-24 12:16:08 PM  
Starving rodents of unusual size? I don't believe they exist - fake news!

/gets devoured by ROTUSes
 
2020-11-24 12:16:43 PM  

akya: FTH:The hungry rodents are desperate to come in to our homes as the lockdown means they have been unable to feast on titbits from pubs and restaurants as they are closed

I did not know "titbit" was british for "tidbit".


It probably isn't. Copy editors are by and far a thing of the past.
 
2020-11-24 12:17:20 PM  
Release the giant cats!

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2020-11-24 12:20:08 PM  
I have seen this before, it always ends up with frozen gorillas.
 
2020-11-24 12:21:10 PM  

sinko swimo: [Michael Jackson-Ben]


Ok that reference really took me by surprise. Congratulations in obscurity *thumbs up*
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2020-11-24 12:23:38 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: akya: FTH:The hungry rodents are desperate to come in to our homes as the lockdown means they have been unable to feast on titbits from pubs and restaurants as they are closed

I did not know "titbit" was british for "tidbit".

It probably isn't. Copy editors are by and far a thing of the past.


It's true. Looked up that one years ago.

/frmr ed
 
2020-11-24 12:24:02 PM  
I'm more afraid of the giant Muslim spiders.
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2020-11-24 12:24:05 PM  
It could be worse.  It could be ants

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2020-11-24 12:24:53 PM  

Cafe Threads: xxBirdMadGirlxx: akya: FTH:The hungry rodents are desperate to come in to our homes as the lockdown means they have been unable to feast on titbits from pubs and restaurants as they are closed

I did not know "titbit" was british for "tidbit".

It probably isn't. Copy editors are by and far a thing of the past.

It's true. Looked up that one years ago.

/frmr ed


Well, it is true - something new every day.
 
2020-11-24 12:28:17 PM  
I saw a lil farkin mouse last week when I woke up in the middle of the night , I put out traditional traps with peanut butter on and the lil bastards licked it all off with out setting off the trap,, 2 times , So far.
I put American cheese on the other  2 of the traps and burned it on with a bic lighter and so far none touched it , Damn it.
First time in 15 years since I saw a mouse in the house.
 
2020-11-24 12:29:14 PM  
I know a guy...

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2020-11-24 12:32:06 PM  

Seasons I'v Withered: I saw a lil farkin mouse last week when I woke up in the middle of the night , I put out traditional traps with peanut butter on and the lil bastards licked it all off with out setting off the trap,, 2 times , So far.
I put American cheese on the other  2 of the traps and burned it on with a bic lighter and so far none touched it , Damn it.
First time in 15 years since I saw a mouse in the house.


Allow me to recommend bacon rind wrapped around the weight plate- or whatever the trigger is called? That and a dab of peanut butter has been my go-to for years.

And - obviously- be careful with trap placement if you have pets.
 
2020-11-24 12:32:13 PM  

akya: FTH:The hungry rodents are desperate to come in to our homes as the lockdown means they have been unable to feast on titbits from pubs and restaurants as they are closed

I did not know "titbit" was british for "tidbit".


Titbit? In a story about hungry rats, that's really gross. Somebody needs to apologise to me, in British.
 
2020-11-24 12:35:31 PM  

akya: FTH:The hungry rodents are desperate to come in to our homes as the lockdown means they have been unable to feast on titbits from pubs and restaurants as they are closed

I did not know "titbit" was british for "tidbit".


titbits sounds like what's left after catastrophic bra failure.
 
2020-11-24 12:42:32 PM  
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Lambskincoat: akya: FTH:The hungry rodents are desperate to come in to our homes as the lockdown means they have been unable to feast on titbits from pubs and restaurants as they are closed

I did not know "titbit" was british for "tidbit".

Titbit? In a story about hungry rats, that's really gross. Somebody needs to apologise to me, in British.


Well, they could have used "feast on naughty bits from pubs",which I approve of and confess to dabble in.
 
2020-11-24 12:42:52 PM  
This sounds like a dire rat situation.
 
2020-11-24 12:42:58 PM  

hammettman: I know a guy...

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Did you try giving him a cookie?
 
2020-11-24 12:43:31 PM  
I must be missing something because no one else has commented on the awkward headline.
 
2020-11-24 12:45:52 PM  

Grumpy Cat: I must be missing something because no one else has commented on the awkward headline.


It needs a comma after "now."
 
2020-11-24 12:54:48 PM  
yea, I wouldn't eat quiznos either

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2020-11-24 12:55:06 PM  
I have seen more rats than usual this year when I'm out and about, even though I don't go very far or very often.  Recently I actually braked for one that was running across the street.  All I need now is an "I Brake for Rats" bumper sticker.
 
2020-11-24 12:56:10 PM  
Well, I am certainly looking forward to traveling when this virus is over. I will for sure book trips to the UK to eat in pubs and restaurants that are the natural homes of giant rats in normal times.
 
2020-11-24 1:04:03 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: akya: FTH:The hungry rodents are desperate to come in to our homes as the lockdown means they have been unable to feast on titbits from pubs and restaurants as they are closed

I did not know "titbit" was british for "tidbit".

It probably isn't. Copy editors are by and far a thing of the past.


It's a little ditty ,, By Jack and Diane
 
2020-11-24 1:12:22 PM  
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2020-11-24 1:19:14 PM  
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Huh-huhhuh huh -- He's gonna eat a cooked rat.

And BUGS!
 
2020-11-24 1:19:37 PM  
Could is such a weasel word.
 
2020-11-24 1:21:23 PM  
Do they have a license for being out?
 
2020-11-24 1:22:57 PM  
Also

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2020-11-24 1:40:12 PM  
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History repeats
 
2020-11-24 3:10:53 PM  
I'm a little euroface, and even I think fark is over flooded with euro trash articles.
 
2020-11-24 6:19:49 PM  
Will there be swords and/or torches involved?

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