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(The Sun)   Alien-like tentacles bursting out of dead praying mantis is here for you to start your nightmare early today (possible nsfw content on page)   (thesun.co.uk) divider line
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2020-11-24 10:04:36 AM  
Horeshair worms. Nefarious bastards.
 
2020-11-24 10:26:05 AM  
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2020-11-24 11:00:14 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Horeshair worms. Nefarious bastards.


Beats a Strepsiptera infection, I guess.
 
2020-11-24 11:19:32 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Horeshair worms. Nefarious bastards.

Beats a Strepsiptera infection, I guess.


True, though I clicked half-expecting some manner of Cordyceps.
 
2020-11-24 11:39:06 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Horeshair worms. Nefarious bastards.


So this is a nope Good to know before I clicked
 
2020-11-24 11:39:08 AM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Marcus Aurelius: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Horeshair worms. Nefarious bastards.

Beats a Strepsiptera infection, I guess.

True, though I clicked half-expecting some manner of Cordyceps.


No power in the 'Verse- not love nor money- can get me to Google any of those.
 
2020-11-24 11:39:39 AM  
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2020-11-24 11:40:55 AM  
Horsehair worms/gordian worms. These are common in cockroaches around here.
 
2020-11-24 11:40:59 AM  
Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?
 
2020-11-24 11:41:47 AM  
since that dude is chinese, i assume he is going to eat it
 
2020-11-24 11:42:48 AM  
That's my fetish!
 
2020-11-24 11:43:05 AM  

some_beer_drinker: since that dude is chinese, i assume he is going to eat it


That's not Chinese
 
2020-11-24 11:44:07 AM  

Cultured: Horsehair worms/gordian worms. These are common in cockroaches around here.


I was wondering if there was a way to make cockroaches worse!
 
2020-11-24 11:45:40 AM  
It's noodles, Michael.
 
2020-11-24 11:45:53 AM  

Billy Bathsalt: Cultured: Horsehair worms/gordian worms. These are common in cockroaches around here.

I was wondering if there was a way to make cockroaches worse!


Those things can even infest spiders if I'm not mistaken.
 
2020-11-24 11:50:19 AM  
Isn't nature beautiful?
 
2020-11-24 11:50:43 AM  
Further proof there is no god.
 
2020-11-24 11:50:52 AM  
Ah, yes.  Behavior altering parasites.  Just one of the primary examples of why evolution is both simultaneously amazing and terrifying.
 
2020-11-24 11:51:21 AM  

dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?


You have a lot of time on your hands for pondering the important thing in life, I see.
 
2020-11-24 11:54:02 AM  

zimbomba67: dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?

You have a lot of time on your hands for pondering the important thing in life, I see.


Follow up: Would you rather have sex with your mother (ONCE) or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?
 
2020-11-24 11:58:44 AM  

dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?


Hard, as long as it's not my car door I'm breaking.
 
2020-11-24 12:00:09 PM  
Behold, the beautiful miracle of life
 
2020-11-24 12:01:26 PM  
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2020-11-24 12:03:10 PM  

Psychohazard: dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?

Hard, as long as it's not my car door I'm breaking.


Must be a street legal automobile not a scale model or LEGO vehicle.
 
2020-11-24 12:08:51 PM  
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Must have been a Japanese school girl grasshopper, what with all the tentacles.
 
2020-11-24 12:10:36 PM  

dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?


First one, then the other.
 
2020-11-24 12:11:03 PM  

dothemath: zimbomba67: dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?

You have a lot of time on your hands for pondering the important thing in life, I see.

Follow up: Would you rather have sex with your mother (ONCE) or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?


My mom's pretty hot.
 
2020-11-24 12:15:23 PM  

Salmon: dothemath: zimbomba67: dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?

You have a lot of time on your hands for pondering the important thing in life, I see.

Follow up: Would you rather have sex with your mother (ONCE) or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?

My mom's pretty hot.


She didn't happen to name you Oedipus, did she?
 
2020-11-24 12:25:54 PM  

dothemath: zimbomba67: dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?

You have a lot of time on your hands for pondering the important thing in life, I see.

Follow up: Would you rather have sex with your mother (ONCE) or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?


Could I remove it to wash, and would I be allowed to wear it in places that usually wouldn't allow it?

Because if no to the above, I am farking my birth mother without question.
 
2020-11-24 12:26:59 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Salmon: dothemath: zimbomba67: dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?

You have a lot of time on your hands for pondering the important thing in life, I see.

Follow up: Would you rather have sex with your mother (ONCE) or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?

My mom's pretty hot.

She didn't happen to name you Oedipus, did she?


His sister Stacey told me he is not named Oedipus.
 
2020-11-24 12:27:37 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Marcus Aurelius: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Horeshair worms. Nefarious bastards.

Beats a Strepsiptera infection, I guess.

True, though I clicked half-expecting some manner of Cordyceps.

No power in the 'Verse- not love nor money- can get me to Google any of those.


You should also avoid any searches involving "Fournier's gangrene." Seriously. Don't search for it.
 
2020-11-24 12:27:45 PM  

xxBirdMadGirlxx: Salmon: dothemath: zimbomba67: dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?

You have a lot of time on your hands for pondering the important thing in life, I see.

Follow up: Would you rather have sex with your mother (ONCE) or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?

My mom's pretty hot.

She didn't happen to name you Oedipus, did she?


It's complex.
 
2020-11-24 12:28:43 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: xxBirdMadGirlxx: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Marcus Aurelius: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Horeshair worms. Nefarious bastards.

Beats a Strepsiptera infection, I guess.

True, though I clicked half-expecting some manner of Cordyceps.

No power in the 'Verse- not love nor money- can get me to Google any of those.

You should also avoid any searches involving "Fournier's gangrene." Seriously. Don't search for it.


Sadly, I already know of that one. ::shudder::
 
2020-11-24 12:29:17 PM  

Smackledorfer: dothemath: zimbomba67: dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?

You have a lot of time on your hands for pondering the important thing in life, I see.

Follow up: Would you rather have sex with your mother (ONCE) or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?

Could I remove it to wash, and would I be allowed to wear it in places that usually wouldn't allow it?

Because if no to the above, I am farking my birth mother without question.


No its permanent, forever,
 
2020-11-24 12:31:49 PM  

patrick767: Isn't nature beautiful?


Nature is 50%disney and 50% Texas chainsaw massacre. It's beautiful and horrible at the same time.

/It's also a tough old biatch who always wins so ignore it at your own risk.
 
2020-11-24 12:36:15 PM  
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2020-11-24 12:38:47 PM  

dothemath: zimbomba67: dothemath: Question: If you were convicted of a crime and the judge decreed that your punishment was to have your penis slammed in a car door would you rather the penis be hard or flaccid?

You have a lot of time on your hands for pondering the important thing in life, I see.

Follow up: Would you rather have sex with your mother (ONCE) or wear one Rollerblade for the rest of your life?


The cemetery staff probably get a little stern if you go around trying to dig up your mother's urn.
 
2020-11-24 12:39:17 PM  
Fortunately, I just had lunch, so......barf.
 
2020-11-24 12:51:34 PM  
Damn, Nature, you scary.
 
2020-11-24 12:53:23 PM  
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2020-11-24 12:55:10 PM  

wantingout: some_beer_drinker: since that dude is chinese, i assume he is going to eat it

That's not Chinese


having lived in china for 20 years, i am pretty sure it is.
 
2020-11-24 1:13:13 PM  
Thread sadly lacking in "Day of the Tentacle"  gifs.
 
2020-11-24 1:46:50 PM  
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2020-11-24 1:56:18 PM  

some_beer_drinker: since that dude is chinese, i assume he is going to eat it


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2020-11-24 2:40:24 PM  
My grandson is obsessed with praying mantises. This video is a must. Thanks for sharing.
 
2020-11-24 2:50:42 PM  
Obligatory
True Facts About The Mantis
Youtube 0aSCPmabRpM
 
2020-11-24 3:09:02 PM  
It was all just fantasy.
The wall was too high, for you and me.
No matter what he tried, he could not break free.
AND THE WORMS ATE INTO HIS BRAIN!
 
2020-11-24 5:46:58 PM  
Yet another problem that can be solved through the proper application of fire.
 
2020-11-24 5:51:09 PM  
Damn, nature, you gross.
 
2020-11-24 6:19:51 PM  

That Guy What Stole the Bacon: xxBirdMadGirlxx: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Marcus Aurelius: That Guy What Stole the Bacon: Horeshair worms. Nefarious bastards.

Beats a Strepsiptera infection, I guess.

True, though I clicked half-expecting some manner of Cordyceps.

No power in the 'Verse- not love nor money- can get me to Google any of those.

You should also avoid any searches involving "Fournier's gangrene." Seriously. Don't search for it.


I did a GIS. Thanks a lot. Now I'm hungry...
 
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