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(NYPost)   $15,000 fine? Seems like if you sold tickets for $5, you'd have a pretty good business model   (nypost.com) divider line
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2020-11-24 8:45:47 AM  
After the fine, charge them the cost of the contact tracing as well.
 
2020-11-24 9:03:37 AM  

devine: After the fine, charge them the cost of the contact tracing as well.


Pretty sure that's easy. It's just a list of everyone within walking distance.
 
2020-11-24 9:37:26 AM  
Oy vey.
 
2020-11-24 9:41:33 AM  
How about $15K/person? That might mitigate it a bit.
 
2020-11-24 10:12:23 AM  
Every single person in that building should be personally fined $15,000.
 
2020-11-24 10:12:44 AM  
Ultra-orthodox [religion] does something profoundly stupid and dangerous. More at 11.
 
2020-11-24 10:13:23 AM  

scottydoesntknow: How about $15K/person? That might mitigate it a bit.


Annex the building and sell it at auction after charging them for a deep cleaning.
 
2020-11-24 10:13:53 AM  
Bankrupt those selfish ass-clowns.
 
2020-11-24 10:15:56 AM  
What sort of bs anstisemitic headline is that?
 
2020-11-24 10:16:49 AM  
The Hasidim are basically what you get if a Southern Baptist and a Wahabbi got smushed together with a Torah.

Religious extemists will f#cking kill us all with their idiocy.
 
2020-11-24 10:18:03 AM  
If ultra-orthodox weddings are like other holidays, they might sell tickets already.
 
2020-11-24 10:19:44 AM  
I have a client from that part of Brooklyn. He is Jewish and orthodox. He said every member of his family (they tend to have huge families) has had covid and pretty much everyone he knows from their community has had it. I asked him if they had learned to take precautions to which he asked why. Fortunately, we only meet on zoom. Farking stupid.
 
2020-11-24 10:19:58 AM  

Porous Horace: What sort of bs anstisemitic headline is that?


If I can't complain about people in minority populations doing stupid shirt like hosting mass gatherings in the middle of an airborne pandemic, then I don't know what the hell I can do anymore.
 
2020-11-24 10:20:42 AM  
That is a criminal conspiracy and should be treated as such.
 
2020-11-24 10:20:52 AM  

Porous Horace: What sort of bs anstisemitic headline is that?


What sort of sociopathic behavior is this?
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Are only men allowed? Or are those the women shoved into the back room?
 
2020-11-24 10:20:55 AM  
You just know there are some confused Nazis saying "We should support them...maybe?"
 
2020-11-24 10:21:40 AM  

Porous Horace: What sort of bs anstisemitic headline is that?


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2020-11-24 10:21:42 AM  
City Hall will levy a $15,000 fine against the Brooklyn synagogue that broke social distancing regulations by hosting thousands at a clandestine wedding for the grandson of a top religious official in the Hasidic community, Mayor Bill de Blasio said late Monday.

Put that sentence on a treadmill and we've solved the world energy crisis.
 
2020-11-24 10:26:46 AM  

Porous Horace: What sort of bs anstisemitic headline is that?


You tell us?
 
2020-11-24 10:27:32 AM  
I skipped this article and read the one in the sidebar about the golfer with his dog looking at his impressive schlong.
 
2020-11-24 10:27:58 AM  
More importantly than the fine, why not shut down t he place?
 
2020-11-24 10:32:14 AM  
Wish we could give all the religious zealots of every faith an island and they could go their, have their holy wars, pray when they get sick and force their beliefs on each other. Then the rest of us could get to work and make some improvements around here.
 
2020-11-24 10:34:15 AM  
$15k, that should help pay for about one day of one person's ICU stay, seems like a bargain!
 
2020-11-24 10:34:22 AM  
It's a church.  You think it's not already getting more than that from each person every Sunday Sabbath.
 
2020-11-24 10:36:59 AM  

groppet: Wish we could give all the religious zealots of every faith an island


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You can tell the elephant is contagious.
 
2020-11-24 10:39:48 AM  

trappedspirit: It's a church.  You think it's not already getting more than that from each person every Sunday Sabbath.


Baptist church across the street is still having parking lot church here in Georgia, what kind of asshole would do this?
 
2020-11-24 10:45:29 AM  

jaytkay: Porous Horace: What sort of bs anstisemitic headline is that?

What sort of sociopathic behavior is this?
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Are only men allowed? Or are those the women shoved into the back room?


Those are the women.
 
2020-11-24 10:52:43 AM  

jaytkay: Porous Horace: What sort of bs anstisemitic headline is that?

What sort of sociopathic behavior is this?
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Are only men allowed? Or are those the women shoved into the back room?


That was my first thought too. I believe the sexes are segregated to enforce "modesty." Ultraorthodox are just Wahhabists with different clothing.
 
2020-11-24 10:57:20 AM  

foo monkey: City Hall will levy a $15,000 fine against the Brooklyn synagogue that broke social distancing regulations by hosting thousands at a clandestine wedding for the grandson of a top religious official in the Hasidic community, Mayor Bill de Blasio said late Monday.

Put that sentence on a treadmill and we've solved the world energy crisis.


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Welcome to preposition land!
 
2020-11-24 11:04:50 AM  
There's a real gem at the end:

In a horrendous irony, the Yetev Lev's own president, R'Mayer Zelig Rispler, who openly urged Brooklyn's Orthodox community to abide by coronavirus safety measures, died of COVID-19 last month at age 70.
 
2020-11-24 11:22:24 AM  

Grumpy Cat: jaytkay: Porous Horace: What sort of bs anstisemitic headline is that?

What sort of sociopathic behavior is this?
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Are only men allowed? Or are those the women shoved into the back room?

Those are the women.


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2020-11-24 11:33:31 AM  

WhackingDay: scottydoesntknow: How about $15K/person? That might mitigate it a bit.

Annex the building and sell it at auction after charging them for a deep cleaning.


They will just buy it back.  But only after they sue the city brought the place up to code.
 
2020-11-24 11:37:31 AM  

trappedspirit: It's a church.  You think it's not already getting more than that from each person every Sunday Sabbath.


"Church"?
 
2020-11-24 11:48:16 AM  
There is a pennies joke in here. I just can't find it.
 
2020-11-24 11:51:50 AM  
Lets see, wedding costs $100k, what's a little 15k extra going to impact?
 
2020-11-24 11:59:03 AM  

Porous Horace: What sort of bs anstisemitic headline is that?


Where is the anti-semitism?

Is it pointing out that the fine is really low compared to the number of people attending?

Is it the reference to business model? I mean, if you look at the entirety of the Mediterranean, the societies there have a strong foundation in trade and commerce.  It's absolutely wonderful and fascinating how that cuts across race, ethnicity, and religion.  It's like a tie that binds them, and if you like the look of the tie, I can get you a great deal on 3 of them.
 
2020-11-24 12:09:41 PM  
Very likely Joe Bidens voters.
 
2020-11-24 12:11:49 PM  
 
2020-11-24 12:13:05 PM  
 
2020-11-24 12:27:46 PM  

Serious Black: Every single person in that building should be personally fined $15,000.


why, theyre all on welfare, food stamps, and every other form of assistance meant for people who actually need it...fine them into oblivion and it'll only be at the expense of every taxpaying citizen of NYC
 
2020-11-24 12:34:59 PM  

robodog: FlyingBacon: Very likely Joe Bidens voters.

Highly unlikely:
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/11/nyr​egion/in-democratic-stronghold-of-new-​york-city-trump-finds-support-among-or​thodox-jews.html


robodog: Oh, and:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/15/nyr​egion/orthodox-protests-borough-park.h​tml


You linked to a paywall.
 
2020-11-24 12:46:43 PM  

devine: robodog: FlyingBacon: Very likely Joe Bidens voters.

Highly unlikely:
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/11/11/nyr​egion/in-democratic-stronghold-of-new-​york-city-trump-finds-support-among-or​thodox-jews.html

robodog: Oh, and:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/10/15/nyr​egion/orthodox-protests-borough-park.h​tml

You linked to a paywall.


Learn to internet, ublock origins with ublock annoyances filter takes care of NYT ads.
 
2020-11-24 12:47:50 PM  
But just for you:
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2020-11-24 1:19:13 PM  
If they own the property, it needs to be civil forfeiture'd.

Going easy on assholes and morons is how we've gotten to the place where we are now.
 
2020-11-24 2:51:20 PM  
Why punish them? They're punishing themselves.

/Their mothers should be disappointed.
 
2020-11-24 3:31:38 PM  

scottydoesntknow: How about $15K/person? That might mitigate it a bit.


I was thinking each person shoudl be billled 2x what it costs to recover from Coronavirus. I think that Seattle guy was billed $1m, so how about $2,000,000 each?


jaytkay: Are only men allowed? Or are those the women shoved into the back room?

That's

your problem with this image? Not the lack of social distancing and PPE during a pandemic?
 
2020-11-24 4:49:33 PM  
These folks didnt give a crap when Measles was ravaging their communities right before covid hit

just a bunch of welfare plague rats
 
2020-11-24 6:19:21 PM  

jaytkay: Porous Horace: What sort of bs anstisemitic headline is that?

What sort of sociopathic behavior is this?
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Are only men allowed? Or are those the women shoved into the back room?


Just hand out a bunch of ping pong balls.
 
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