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2020-11-24 9:17:01 AM  
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2020-11-24 11:24:30 AM  
Covid aside, I wouldn't get into such a situation anyway.
 
2020-11-24 1:55:45 PM  
"I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?
 
2020-11-24 1:56:06 PM  
Is this the new thing in the UK? I don't consent, I don't believe... do they think covid is pixies?
 
2020-11-24 1:56:20 PM  
*looks at hot tub picture*
That's not even turned on, is it.
 
2020-11-24 1:59:14 PM  

FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?


Just ask in any fark weed thread. They can explain it.
 
2020-11-24 1:59:43 PM  
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2020-11-24 2:00:40 PM  
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2020-11-24 2:01:16 PM  
"now wishes he had a time machine"

I didn't see any evidence of that in TFA, Subby.  Feller sounded down right defiant.
 
2020-11-24 2:04:00 PM  
I do not make joinder with whoever's frisky foot that is!
 
2020-11-24 2:04:17 PM  

abhorrent1: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?

Just ask in any fark weed thread. They can explain it.


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2020-11-24 2:04:30 PM  

FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?


I understand that some Brits have been claiming that a certain provision of the Magna Carta makes it illegal for the government to enact COVID lockdowns.  However, just like American "sovereign citizens", they completely misunderstand what the Magna Carta actually says.

Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.
 
2020-11-24 2:05:31 PM  

jsnbase: Is this the new thing in the UK? I don't consent, I don't believe... do they think covid is pixies?


Too much Facebook
 
2020-11-24 2:09:05 PM  

anfrind: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?

I understand that some Brits have been claiming that a certain provision of the Magna Carta makes it illegal for the government to enact COVID lockdowns.  However, just like American "sovereign citizens", they completely misunderstand what the Magna Carta actually says.

Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.


Well now I need to find a writer with a gambling problem to fake me some patents of nobility
 
2020-11-24 2:13:17 PM  
You know, the Leonardo da Vinci time machine in the Blackadder special is the best ever. If there is one thing I would miss while time travelling, it is modern plumbin, so a bath room makes the best possible time machine, especially with a kitchenetter, bedroom, and TV room at least.

Screw, planes, trains and automobiles. A flying toilet would be optimal in many ways. Of course, a luxury plane is not a bad time machine either, but you'd want one that can stay up indefinitely and land on water as well as land.
 
2020-11-24 2:16:29 PM  

FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?


Does the UK have sovereign citizens?
 
2020-11-24 2:17:50 PM  

kbronsito: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?

Does the UK have sovereign citizens?


Of course not, they're called Subjects.
 
2020-11-24 2:21:23 PM  
The science doesn't care whether you believe in it or not.
 
2020-11-24 2:22:48 PM  
I don't believe I should get a ticket for riding my bicycle on the sidewalk when I'm out with the missus and going the same pace as her mobility scooter (which tops out at 7.5mph).

But some a-hole cop in Philly gave me one anyhow, because "the law is the law."
 
2020-11-24 2:23:25 PM  

kbronsito: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?

Does the UK have sovereign citizens?


One.
 
2020-11-24 2:23:37 PM  

TheManofPA: anfrind: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?

I understand that some Brits have been claiming that a certain provision of the Magna Carta makes it illegal for the government to enact COVID lockdowns.  However, just like American "sovereign citizens", they completely misunderstand what the Magna Carta actually says.

Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.

Well now I need to find a writer with a gambling problem to fake me some patents of nobility


I think you can actually buy certain titles of nobility on Groupon.
 
2020-11-24 2:23:46 PM  

jsnbase: Is this the new thing in the UK? I don't consent, I don't believe... do they think covid is pixies?


Joke is on them, pixies DGAF about your beliefs or consent.
 
2020-11-24 2:25:19 PM  
Viruses are real. They do not simply disappear when you decide not to believe in them. The people and entities described in your religious texts on the other hand...
 
2020-11-24 2:25:27 PM  

Trocadero: kbronsito: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?

Does the UK have sovereign citizens?

Of course not, they're called Subjects.


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2020-11-24 2:29:04 PM  
How many MPs does the Hot Tub Party have?
 
2020-11-24 2:30:42 PM  

FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?


He probably believes in laws that only benefit him and ones that don't can be ignored.
 
2020-11-24 2:30:50 PM  

anfrind: TheManofPA: anfrind: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?

I understand that some Brits have been claiming that a certain provision of the Magna Carta makes it illegal for the government to enact COVID lockdowns.  However, just like American "sovereign citizens", they completely misunderstand what the Magna Carta actually says.

Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.

Well now I need to find a writer with a gambling problem to fake me some patents of nobility

I think you can actually buy certain titles of nobility on Groupon.


How does that work?  Unless 20 or more people sign up for baronetcies in Wangabangashire, nobody gets one?
 
2020-11-24 2:33:22 PM  

mateomaui: jsnbase: Is this the new thing in the UK? I don't consent, I don't believe... do they think covid is pixies?

Joke is on them, pixies DGAF about your beliefs or consent.


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2020-11-24 2:37:53 PM  
I think the bbc has had enough of all this 'the Magna Carta let's me do this' talk and posted this:

"They claim that "Article 61" of the Magna Carta signed by King John in 1215 gives them the right to ignore "unjust" laws. But Article 61 was removed from Magna Carta within a year of its signing, and only three clauses of the document remain law today.
 
2020-11-24 2:43:41 PM  
Yep, mine's a time machine all right, and it only does fast forward. Got in at 930 last night and bam, it's 2am... Got in again at 630 this morning, bam, it's 830 and time to get moving. So, so, so worth it though. No parties or guests, just me and m'lady...
 
2020-11-24 2:43:45 PM  
That hot tub is so small that it would only be a party if it was for tiny people.
 
2020-11-24 2:47:04 PM  

FrancoFile: anfrind: TheManofPA: anfrind: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

WTF is that supposed to mean?  You don't believe they exist?  You acknowledge that they exist, but believe they are unenforceable?

I understand that some Brits have been claiming that a certain provision of the Magna Carta makes it illegal for the government to enact COVID lockdowns.  However, just like American "sovereign citizens", they completely misunderstand what the Magna Carta actually says.

Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.

Well now I need to find a writer with a gambling problem to fake me some patents of nobility

I think you can actually buy certain titles of nobility on Groupon.

How does that work?  Unless 20 or more people sign up for baronetcies in Wangabangashire, nobody gets one?


I don't know; I just saw the listing for it, laughed, and moved on.
 
2020-11-24 2:58:27 PM  
Nottinghamshire? Sherwood Forest Hospital?

Fake. News. Seriously, people.


/s
 
2020-11-24 3:03:08 PM  

anfrind: I understand that some Brits have been claiming that a certain provision of the Magna Carta makes it illegal for the government to enact COVID lockdowns.  However, just like American "sovereign citizens", they completely misunderstand what the Magna Carta actually says.

Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.


I'm British and I've never heard of this.
 
2020-11-24 3:03:08 PM  

anfrind: Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.


I thought every Tom Dick and Harry in Europe has a "coat of arms" at this point.
 
2020-11-24 3:06:09 PM  

Mr Tarantula: Nottinghamshire? Sherwood Forest Hospital?

Fake. News. Seriously, people.


/s


If you're not careful I'll start pronouncing Arkansas to rhyme with Kansas, see if I don't.
 
2020-11-24 3:12:07 PM  
Covid might not even be the worst thing you catch from a hot tub party.
 
2020-11-24 3:20:20 PM  
I hope this moron gets COVID and is refused hospital treatment because of their stupidity.
 
2020-11-24 3:20:41 PM  

SansNeural: "now wishes he had a time machine"

I didn't see any evidence of that in TFA, Subby.  Feller sounded down right defiant.


something about a movie or something
 
2020-11-24 3:23:27 PM  
If the women are good looking enough, I'd get into a drug fueled covid infected hot tub
 
2020-11-24 3:28:26 PM  

zepillin: SansNeural: "now wishes he had a time machine"

I didn't see any evidence of that in TFA, Subby.  Feller sounded down right defiant.

something about a movie or something


Oh, of course.  Like when the eloi pissed down into the morlocks' underground lair and then got all sad when the morlocks cried.  Pop culture stuff.
 
2020-11-24 3:28:33 PM  
Good on this guy. We are being governed by our moral and intellectual inferiors. All good people should resist and mock them at every turn.
 
2020-11-24 3:31:03 PM  

Lady J: Mr Tarantula: Nottinghamshire? Sherwood Forest Hospital?

Fake. News. Seriously, people.


/s

If you're not careful I'll start pronouncing Arkansas to rhyme with Kansas, see if I don't.


Lan-cas-ter-shire
Al-u-min-um

I can do this all day.
 
2020-11-24 3:31:09 PM  
Crowded hot tubs are straight up gross.
Even before Covid19, unless you're planning on everybody getting naked and effing, why on earth would you get into a hot tub with a dozen and a half people? What's the thrill of sitting on hard, slippery plastic in hot water?
 
2020-11-24 3:31:42 PM  

Lady J: anfrind: I understand that some Brits have been claiming that a certain provision of the Magna Carta makes it illegal for the government to enact COVID lockdowns.  However, just like American "sovereign citizens", they completely misunderstand what the Magna Carta actually says.

Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.

I'm British and I've never heard of this.


Yeah, but you're not *smart* British like my ancestors who left there a couple hundred years ago.  ;)
 
2020-11-24 3:34:21 PM  

gretzkyscores: Good on this guy. We are being governed by our moral and intellectual inferiors. All good people should resist and mock them at every turn.


Well, since I'm all for reducing the human population for the greater good... I applaud your idiocy and wish you much torment in the afterlife.
 
2020-11-24 3:36:35 PM  

Lady J: Mr Tarantula: Nottinghamshire? Sherwood Forest Hospital?

Fake. News. Seriously, people.


/s

If you're not careful I'll start pronouncing Arkansas to rhyme with Kansas, see if I don't.


LOL... I was in my late 40s on a double-decker bus tour through London when I first learned that Grosvenor Square isn't pronounced "GRAHS-ve-nore."
 
2020-11-24 3:50:52 PM  

anfrind: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.


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2020-11-24 4:03:59 PM  

Katwang: anfrind: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.

Sealand welcomes you. Become a Baron or Baroness for only £59.99!
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"A baroness? You mean she can't have children, either?"
 
2020-11-24 4:15:21 PM  

Barricaded Gunman: Katwang: anfrind: FrancoFile: "I don't believe in the laws"

Protip: if you do not have a title of nobility, none of the provisions in the Magna Carta apply to you.

Sealand welcomes you. Become a Baron or Baroness for only £59.99!
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"A baroness? You mean she can't have children, either?"


Have you not seen the place? Not much room on that rickety platform.
 
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