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(Patheos)   Gordon Klingenschmit says that under Biden, there will be an "Atheist Army for the Antichrist". Sounds fun, where is the recruiting station?   (friendlyatheist.patheos.com) divider line
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2020-11-24 2:05:13 AM  
Winter solstice is coming up, does it mean because of Biden becoming President there will be more naked dancing and rejoicing?
 
2020-11-24 2:32:29 AM  
No, the anti-christ is the shrieking yam and it does have "armies" but they are Meal Team Six.
 
2020-11-24 3:00:01 AM  
Pagans do have way more fun holidays.
 
2020-11-24 3:19:56 AM  
Dude, I'm STILL waiting for the Obama re-education camps, and now we gotta believe that the Anti-Christ is gonna recruit atheists too?

Nope. You show me my Florida FEMA trailer and drug wielding hippy chicks to "get my mind right," first, then maybe I'll entertain this idea of Atheist Apocalypso. Won't believe this until Ted Nugent is shot and dressed on the White House lawn.

You can't just make promises like this, dude. We have tiny little hearts that can get broke as Hell. You've toyed with our emotions before.
 
2020-11-24 3:48:54 AM  
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2020-11-24 4:11:30 AM  
I feel like I'm suddenly threatened with a good time.
 
2020-11-24 4:31:03 AM  

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Although Epicurus was not an atheist; he thought the gods existed but, being perfect, had better things to do than get involved in human affairs.
 
2020-11-24 4:31:14 AM  
Yeah. yeah... I was promised taco trucks on every corner.

Still waiting!
 
2020-11-24 4:51:24 AM  
Where's my Soros check?
 
2020-11-24 5:05:54 AM  

bloobeary: Yeah. yeah... I was promised taco trucks on every corner.

Still waiting!


Yeah me too. I do want them to carry Tomales too though, sometimes* you just need a Tamale!

*sometimes = Anytime your taste buds want some. Or when your stomach needs some. Or if your brain is craving some. Okay, ALL the time.
 
2020-11-24 5:14:03 AM  
Trump fills almost every prophesy of being the antichrist, yet they look the opposite way.
 
2020-11-24 5:29:06 AM  
I'm going to ask that you not threaten me with a good time.
 
2020-11-24 5:50:34 AM  
Atheists. For the Antichrist.  Umm... Someone doesn't understand what atheists are.
 
2020-11-24 5:52:06 AM  

vrax: Atheists. For the Antichrist.  Umm... Someone doesn't understand what atheists are.


Or who/what an antichrist is.
 
2020-11-24 5:53:09 AM  
I hear they have a fun softball league.
 
2020-11-24 5:53:16 AM  
It's spelt "Athiest", silly.
 
2020-11-24 5:53:26 AM  
Fake Christians calling anybody the anti-Christ is hilarious.

Particularly after hitching their wagon to a man who embodies all 7 deadly sins.
 
2020-11-24 5:54:11 AM  
I should like to join this atheist army for the Antichrist. In fact, I should also like to meet this Antichrist and buy him a round of evil beers.
 
2020-11-24 5:55:07 AM  
Biden goes to church every Sunday.

Trump has never willingly gone into a church in his entire life.

How farking dense are these people?
 
2020-11-24 5:55:25 AM  

vrax: Atheists. For the Antichrist.  Umm... Someone doesn't understand what atheists are.


Strictly speaking true, although the irony of this whole statement/situation is that the actual Church of Satan really are a bunch of atheists and therefore don't even believe in, much less worship, the biblical Satan.
 
2020-11-24 5:58:07 AM  
Yes, the 78 year old white catholic male is going to bring about an army of athiests.

/ what are the odds this same guy that once claimed, in all seriousness, that Obama was the anti-christ
 
2020-11-24 5:59:33 AM  

eurotrader: Winter solstice is coming up, does it mean because of Biden becoming President there will be more naked dancing and rejoicing?


Well, given the outcome of this election - yeah, lots more dancing and rejoicing around bonfires.  Probably the same amount of drinking, but with different motivation...

I'm guessing... just guessing.
 
2020-11-24 6:00:03 AM  
In Australia, the religious conservatives promised us that Christmas would end if we voted to approve same sex  marriage. We did, and it hasn't. j

I can't be arsed googling but I'm sure we were promised much worse when Obama was elected and that didn't happen.

Tell you what though, Christianity would be much improved if it introduced a rule, a commandment if you will, that prohibited lying one's Christian arse off.
 
2020-11-24 6:01:36 AM  
Agnostic Coast Guard checking in. No sign of Poseidon, if he really exists. Who am I to say?
 
2020-11-24 6:02:52 AM  
Where do I sign up for Marxism training?  Do I get a free T shirt?
 
2020-11-24 6:04:45 AM  

quatchi: Fake Christians calling anybody the anti-Christ is hilarious.

Particularly after hitching their wagon to a man who embodies all 7 deadly sins.


Farking this.  He almost entirely embodies the description of what the antichrist would be like.
https://www.harvestbiblechapel.org/wp​-​content/uploads/2017/09/10-Characteris​tics-of-the-AntiChrist.pdf

I'm not saying verbatim, but just see if you don't find some major overlap there.

He Claims to be God and is Worshiped, check.
He Will Blaspheme God, check.
The Anti-Christ Rules in Full Authority: For three and a half years he "was given authority over every tribe, people, language and nation" (Rev 13:5,7), check.
The Anti-Christ Will Control the World's Economy, check.
The Anti-Christ Desecrates God's Temple, check.
 
2020-11-24 6:04:58 AM  

hubiestubert: Dude, I'm STILL waiting for the Obama re-education camps, and now we gotta believe that the Anti-Christ is gonna recruit atheists too?

Nope. You show me my Florida FEMA trailer and drug wielding hippy chicks to "get my mind right," first, then maybe I'll entertain this idea of Atheist Apocalypso. Won't believe this until Ted Nugent is shot and dressed on the White House lawn.

You can't just make promises like this, dude. We have tiny little hearts that can get broke as Hell. You've toyed with our emotions before.


But is it a Florida Drug Wielding Hippy Chick? Cause I don't want bath salts.
 
2020-11-24 6:08:29 AM  

eurotrader: Winter solstice is coming up, does it mean because of Biden becoming President there will be more naked dancing and rejoicing?


Only by people who make it a point to celebrate "winter solstice," ie out of shape hairballs who think a crystal does the same thing as deodorant.
 
2020-11-24 6:08:55 AM  
"Atheist Army for the Antichrist"

I already have AAA.
 
2020-11-24 6:09:18 AM  

Kat09tails: I feel like I'm suddenly threatened with a good time.


When I was a kid I overheard two old guys outside church talking about a Helen Lovejoy type Stepford teacher of mine. "She can't sleep at night because she knows someone, somewhere, is having a good time."
 
2020-11-24 6:12:05 AM  
Conservative "Christians" are the best argument for liberal atheism.
 
2020-11-24 6:12:43 AM  
You have to understand the dogwhistle. When he says "anti-christ" he means "anti-Trump".
 
2020-11-24 6:12:50 AM  
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2020-11-24 6:13:06 AM  
This is a Republican tactic to try to stall President Biden's progressive agenda.  Much like the fanta menace, the new administration needs to ignore these people and stay on target.  We are going to fundamentally transform this county.
 
2020-11-24 6:15:14 AM  
Will they change a flat tire if it was an act of God? Or all flats just accidents?
 
2020-11-24 6:15:19 AM  

bentheguard: "Atheist Army for the Antichrist"

I already have AAA.


The kind for cars, or against airplanes?
 
2020-11-24 6:17:38 AM  

AliceBToklasLives: Noctusxx: [Fark user image image 600x480]

Although Epicurus was not an atheist; he thought the gods existed but, being perfect, had better things to do than get involved in human affairs.


These gods are smarter than they seem; who'd want to deal with the shiat that is 2020?
 
2020-11-24 6:17:48 AM  

MegaLib: This is a Republican tactic to try to stall President Biden's progressive agenda.  Much like the fanta menace, the new administration needs to ignore these people and stay on target.  We are going to fundamentally transform this county.


if we pick up those ga senate seats there's a chance for some things. but we're kinda needing to fix this virus and the economy first. then see where we are with improving things. first things first..taxes have got to change. now more than ever we need an influx of revenue to help people feed their kids when they're unemployed because of the virus. it's going to take the first term to get back to where we were a year ago.
 
2020-11-24 6:18:38 AM  
And the grift goes on...
 
2020-11-24 6:18:56 AM  
Gordon Klingenschmit? His name is my name too.
 
2020-11-24 6:21:20 AM  
Actually, as an atheist, I find myself more pro-Christ than anti-Christ. I mean the message is dated and limited because of the lack of vision our ancestors had about the needs of the modern world, but "try not to be an asshole and think of others" is benign.

Now, anti-that-type-of-Christian, THAT I am behind. Christ, what an asshole.
 
2020-11-24 6:23:43 AM  

quatchi: Fake Christians calling anybody the anti-Christ is hilarious.

Particularly after hitching their wagon to a man who embodies all 7 deadly sins.


plus I think he invented at least 12 more.
 
2020-11-24 6:26:27 AM  
Christians will be the death of us all.
 
2020-11-24 6:31:06 AM  
Yes cause the last four years we haven't had a group of armed morons roaming the street with their guns trying to intimidate people. Looking at you oath keepers, 3%ers, proud boys and the other jagaloons out there.
 
2020-11-24 6:37:16 AM  
So he's saying that people are going to line up behind Trump and engage in violence? He might be onto something.
 
2020-11-24 6:40:18 AM  
Sorry, as an atheist, the Antichrist would not be in my pantheon.  Try again.
 
2020-11-24 6:42:59 AM  
I particularly love how religious morons assume that atheists believe in their silly made up anti-christ.

They can't even grasp the CONCEPT of not believing in their invisible sky daddy.
 
2020-11-24 6:44:09 AM  

Xanlexian: Christians will be the death of us all.


According to the world health organization's population estimates; Islam and Social Democracy are the future of this planet.  The human race will be just fine and will learn to live a sustainable lifestyle in harmony with the environment
 
2020-11-24 6:44:40 AM  

SwiftFox: Sorry, as an atheist, the Antichrist would not be in my pantheon.  Try again.


When the war is here the atheists will most assuredly combine forces with the antichrist to defeat Our Christian Nation.  No real atheist would assert otherwise.  But they will fail, as the Bible has shown.
 
2020-11-24 6:47:09 AM  
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