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2020-11-24 10:47:43 AM  
10 votes:
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I can make those for about $6.00
 
2020-11-24 5:10:55 AM  
8 votes:
The Child stole cookies from a doof who didn't share.

William and Sonoma have odd ideas about "sweet moments."

"Remember when your brother wouldn't let you have a turn on his new bike, and you cut the break lines? We remember. We remember everything, and if you pay enough, every slight can turn into delicious gold in your memories, as well as cash in our pockets. Remember, living well and out of the means of those who ever slighted you is the BEST revenge."
 
2020-11-24 4:27:39 AM  
6 votes:
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2020-11-24 6:33:17 PM  
5 votes:

Slow To Return: Cookies?  Maybe....Is there some sort of liquid I could perhaps dunk them in?


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2020-11-24 10:12:45 AM  
3 votes:
First, I learned this week that I'm apparently the only person who ever called them "macaroons".

Second, they totally missed an opportunity by not calling these things "Chewbaccarons".
 
2020-11-24 3:49:40 PM  
2 votes:

Everything is Awful: WilderKWight: First, I learned this week that I'm apparently the only person who ever called them "macaroons".

Second, they totally missed an opportunity by not calling these things "Chewbaccarons".

Macaroons are a different, coconut-based treat.


That's just unnecessarily confusing.

That would be like having Oreos and Ooreos, and the Ooreos are some weird coconut-marshmallow thing instead of a sandwich cookie.

Who's naming these things?!
 
2020-11-24 12:24:25 PM  
2 votes:
Did somebody say macaroons?

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2020-11-24 10:58:15 AM  
2 votes:
"Uh, hey, Rico, these cookies are ten dollars each. You're eating them like they're five dollars each."
 
2020-11-24 10:07:08 PM  
1 vote:
Go back to eating Golden Oreos.  It's fine.
 
2020-11-24 2:26:41 PM  
1 vote:

aungen: WilderKWight: First, I learned this week that I'm apparently the only person who ever called them "macaroons".

Second, they totally missed an opportunity by not calling these things "Chewbaccarons".

I don't understand why they are named after France's President.  I thought I remembered Macrons being around when I was a kid.


If you are into anime, they could be Macrossarons, and cause you to spit up protoculture.
 
2020-11-24 10:56:43 AM  
1 vote:

aungen: WilderKWight: First, I learned this week that I'm apparently the only person who ever called them "macaroons".

Second, they totally missed an opportunity by not calling these things "Chewbaccarons".

I don't understand why they are named after France's President.  I thought I remembered Macrons being around when I was a kid.


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2020-11-24 7:25:47 AM  
1 vote:
4 bucks USD for a farking fancy cookie? You could buy a pack of farkin' Oreos for the same price and get the same sugar addiction fix.
 
2020-11-24 4:29:27 AM  
1 vote:
A bit high, but not as high as one would think in the high-end patisserie market.  I regularly see them for 2-3 Euro ea. at the shops.
 
2020-11-24 4:21:25 AM  
1 vote:
Still better than Fargo macarons.
 
2020-11-23 11:01:07 PM  
1 vote:
That's a bit rich.
Macarons aren't difficult to make.
This is my goto recipe:
https://tasty.co/recipe/macarons

And a helpful link to some filling ideas:
Macaron goo

Feel free to add blue food coloring.
/if you like your turds green...
 
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