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(The Daily Beast)   Legal Strike Force Update: Sidney Powell is out, OAN reporter is in... Next week: OAN reporter is out, Walter Sobchak is in   (thedailybeast.com) divider line
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2020-11-23 10:12:56 PM  
Well, if anyone can get their toe in the door (with nail polish,) it's Walter...
 
2020-11-23 10:17:05 PM  

moos: Well, if anyone can get their toe in the door (with nail polish,) it's Walter...



Moos, you're out of your element, STFU Donnie!
 
2020-11-23 10:23:18 PM  
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2020-11-23 10:32:54 PM  
Until subby brought him up, I didn't know I had a very specific thing missing from my life.  That very specific thing is a facetime vlog of Jeff Bridges and John Goodman reviving their characters from the Big Lebowski discussing current events and how they can't go bowling.
 
2020-11-23 10:38:49 PM  

ShavedOrangutan: Until subby brought him up, I didn't know I had a very specific thing missing from my life.  That very specific thing is a facetime vlog of Jeff Bridges and John Goodman reviving their characters from the Big Lebowski discussing current events and how they can't go bowling.


Lebowski tried to get Walter to go on Friday night, but it was Shabbos.
 
2020-11-23 11:18:57 PM  
What about Bob, Subby?
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2020-11-23 11:45:52 PM  
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2020-11-24 3:29:02 AM  
She is really hoping for a bump when this all falls apart. She was on the "elite team" that the Deep State destroyed. Valiant. Noble. Photogenic. She is really hoping for the extra street cred in the Circles of DERP. And I have to assume she already got her retainer from some rube's campaign.
 
2020-11-24 4:53:22 AM  
Oananism in the Trump legal team....no surprises there.
 
2020-11-24 4:54:05 AM  
The liberal bias in the media is just terrible.
 
2020-11-24 5:01:34 AM  
And Walter can say what he want, because the Supreme Court HAS ROUNDLY REJECTED PRIOR RESTRAINT!!!
 
2020-11-24 5:01:51 AM  
What's below the bottom of the barrel?

Guess we are gonna find out.
 
2020-11-24 5:02:49 AM  

quatchi: What's below the bottom of the barrel?

Guess we are gonna find out.


There's a hole stretching well past the bedrock by now.
 
2020-11-24 5:10:26 AM  
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2020-11-24 5:29:32 AM  

quatchi: What's below the bottom of the barrel?

Guess we are gonna find out.


They are fascists led by a sociopath narcissist.

There is no bottom.
 
2020-11-24 5:30:47 AM  
Farewell Schrodinger's Leopard, hello Bobb Cat!

This idiot really does like his TV law talkers.
 
2020-11-24 5:44:50 AM  
I'll bet she does a lot of cocaine.
 
2020-11-24 5:48:56 AM  
Legal Strike Force?

I thought we all decided on "Steal Team Sux", no?
 
2020-11-24 5:59:04 AM  
Walter: These lockdowns are UnAmerican, Dude.

Dude: He farking CAUSED this shiat, man! Can't you like, SEE that?!
 
2020-11-24 6:10:02 AM  
This helps explain why the legal briefs have been so amazingly untethered from reality.
 
2020-11-24 6:27:08 AM  
Just goes to show ya, you don't have to be smart to be a lawyer. In fact, you can be bat-shiat crazy.
 
2020-11-24 6:32:31 AM  
She has an IMDb page, and wrote her own bio.
Surprisingly, no credits in any Sacha Baron Cohen movies.
 
2020-11-24 6:33:13 AM  
Farking insanity.
 
2020-11-24 6:38:55 AM  

RubiconBeer: Farewell Schrodinger's Leopard, hello Bobb Cat!

This idiot really does like his TV law talkers.


He's proving himself to be more and more like your drunk racist uncle at Thanksgiving. He doesn't care about expertise or qualifications, just someone saying the right opinions.

"I tell you what, Trump oughta put Sean Hannity in charge of that there State whatchamacallit. He know what he's talkin bout."
 
2020-11-24 6:39:38 AM  
Is this still a thing?  Rudy hasn't been sidelined yet?
 
2020-11-24 6:40:06 AM  

I want that sauce Morty!: RubiconBeer: Farewell Schrodinger's Leopard, hello Bobb Cat!

This idiot really does like his TV law talkers.

He's proving himself to be more and more like your drunk racist uncle at Thanksgiving. He doesn't care about expertise or qualifications, just someone saying the right opinions.

"I tell you what, Trump oughta put Sean Hannity in charge of that there State whatchamacallit. He know what he's talkin bout."


I'm telling you. A weekly show on OAN where Trump and his "Cabinet" rant about Biden is coming.
 
2020-11-24 7:06:23 AM  

qorkfiend: I want that sauce Morty!: RubiconBeer: Farewell Schrodinger's Leopard, hello Bobb Cat!

This idiot really does like his TV law talkers.

He's proving himself to be more and more like your drunk racist uncle at Thanksgiving. He doesn't care about expertise or qualifications, just someone saying the right opinions.

"I tell you what, Trump oughta put Sean Hannity in charge of that there State whatchamacallit. He know what he's talkin bout."

I'm telling you. A weekly show on OAN where Trump and his "Cabinet" rant about Biden is coming.


I might even watch that for the grotesque Legion of Doom alternative universe it would portray.  Let's build that Cabinet!

Attorney General:  Rudy (superpower:  secretes venom from head)

Secretary of Defense:  Sebastian Gorka (superpower:  low center of gravity)
 
2020-11-24 7:08:57 AM  
And I stand corrected:  Gorka does not have a low center of gravity.  His massive head had me fooled, dude is actually 6' 3"!
 
2020-11-24 7:09:06 AM  

RubiconBeer: qorkfiend: I want that sauce Morty!: RubiconBeer: Farewell Schrodinger's Leopard, hello Bobb Cat!

This idiot really does like his TV law talkers.

He's proving himself to be more and more like your drunk racist uncle at Thanksgiving. He doesn't care about expertise or qualifications, just someone saying the right opinions.

"I tell you what, Trump oughta put Sean Hannity in charge of that there State whatchamacallit. He know what he's talkin bout."

I'm telling you. A weekly show on OAN where Trump and his "Cabinet" rant about Biden is coming.

I might even watch that for the grotesque Legion of Doom alternative universe it would portray.  Let's build that Cabinet!

Attorney General:  Rudy (superpower:  secretes venom from head)

Secretary of Defense:  Sebastian Gorka (superpower:  low center of gravity)


Someone already tossed out Hannity for SecState.

Carlson for Treasury?
 
2020-11-24 7:16:36 AM  
Good, Rudy really wanted a younger and more attractive woman to help him with his legal briefs.
 
2020-11-24 7:17:02 AM  
Chris Noth in drag?  Will they let her use the restroom at the campaign offices?
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2020-11-24 7:24:57 AM  
I stopped tuning in after the blonde left.
 
2020-11-24 7:30:07 AM  

weirdneighbour: I stopped tuning in after the blonde left.


And they didn't just get another blonde?!!!  WOULD SHE NOT SLEEP WITH THE STATION OWNERS?

Well, whoever they got, I hope that skirt is short.  Otherwise people will start thinking objectively about the news.
 
2020-11-24 7:34:16 AM  
"An OAN Host Has Been Helping Rudy With Trump's Legal Efforts"

Yeah.. that sounds about right.
 
2020-11-24 7:35:51 AM  
You'd think that of all people, Trump would know the difference between how people appear on TV and how they are in real life.

Yet, half the folks he hires, it seems, looked good on TV, first.
 
2020-11-24 7:39:58 AM  

RasIanI: You'd think that of all people, Trump would know the difference between how people appear on TV and how they are in real life.

Yet, half the folks he hires, it seems, looked good on TV, first.


Still doesn't Runny Rudy
 
2020-11-24 7:41:31 AM  
Legal Strike Out Force
 
2020-11-24 7:41:59 AM  
An actual news organization would never allow a reporter to cover a person they're also working for.

That's not even journalism ethics 101, that's simple logic. It's like being asked to review a book you wrote while you're writing it.
 
2020-11-24 7:45:50 AM  
Well that explains a lot.
 
2020-11-24 7:47:07 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: Until subby brought him up, I didn't know I had a very specific thing missing from my life.  That very specific thing is a facetime vlog of Jeff Bridges and John Goodman reviving their characters from the Big Lebowski discussing current events and how they can't go bowling.


I also feel like I need this in my life as well.
 
2020-11-24 7:57:50 AM  

qorkfiend: RubiconBeer: qorkfiend: I want that sauce Morty!: RubiconBeer: Farewell Schrodinger's Leopard, hello Bobb Cat!

This idiot really does like his TV law talkers.

He's proving himself to be more and more like your drunk racist uncle at Thanksgiving. He doesn't care about expertise or qualifications, just someone saying the right opinions.

"I tell you what, Trump oughta put Sean Hannity in charge of that there State whatchamacallit. He know what he's talkin bout."

I'm telling you. A weekly show on OAN where Trump and his "Cabinet" rant about Biden is coming.

I might even watch that for the grotesque Legion of Doom alternative universe it would portray.  Let's build that Cabinet!

Attorney General:  Rudy (superpower:  secretes venom from head)

Secretary of Defense:  Sebastian Gorka (superpower:  low center of gravity)

Someone already tossed out Hannity for SecState.

Carlson for Treasury?


Bartiromo for Treasury, Dobbs for DHS.
 
2020-11-24 8:16:22 AM  

FrancoFile: qorkfiend: RubiconBeer: qorkfiend: I want that sauce Morty!: RubiconBeer: Farewell Schrodinger's Leopard, hello Bobb Cat!

This idiot really does like his TV law talkers.

He's proving himself to be more and more like your drunk racist uncle at Thanksgiving. He doesn't care about expertise or qualifications, just someone saying the right opinions.

"I tell you what, Trump oughta put Sean Hannity in charge of that there State whatchamacallit. He know what he's talkin bout."

I'm telling you. A weekly show on OAN where Trump and his "Cabinet" rant about Biden is coming.

I might even watch that for the grotesque Legion of Doom alternative universe it would portray.  Let's build that Cabinet!

Attorney General:  Rudy (superpower:  secretes venom from head)

Secretary of Defense:  Sebastian Gorka (superpower:  low center of gravity)

Someone already tossed out Hannity for SecState.

Carlson for Treasury?

Bartiromo for Treasury, Dobbs for DHS.


Box O' Wine for Supreme Court
 
2020-11-24 8:24:05 AM  

Aquapope: Chris Noth in drag?  Will they let her use the restroom at the campaign offices?
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Eddie Izzard is a more convincing looking woman than that.
 
2020-11-24 8:40:21 AM  
Rudy posted on Facebook asking if any if his friends were lawyers or knew any. That's how his team was assembled.
 
2020-11-24 8:44:02 AM  

Nana's Vibrator: Is this still a thing?  Rudy hasn't been sidelined yet?


The grift must go on.
 
Bf+
2020-11-24 10:03:29 AM  
How is Randy Quaid not on this team?
 
2020-11-24 1:38:23 PM  

Bf+: How is Randy Quaid not on this team?


"Yet"
 
2020-11-24 2:40:19 PM  
Instead of 'You're Fired' Trump is saying

No 20k for JOO!
 
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