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(Spokesman Review)   Human thumb impersonator, Covid superspreader, and failed Washington State gubernatorial candidate Loren Culp is refusing to concede, just like his own God-Emperor, Trump. Fark: there is no electoral college and he lost by 14 points   (spokesman.com) divider line
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2020-11-23 9:59:10 PM  
What is it with these dudes who think that if they stamp their feet and have a tantrum everyone else will give them what they want?
 
2020-11-23 10:13:45 PM  
Well it's the only money grift he has left. 

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2020-11-23 11:01:11 PM  
We will see more of this in the next cycle when Trumpers primary more sensible and electable incumbents, then go on to get their clocks cleaned in the general. Then you will have weeks of them being whiney little losers afterwards.

So by all means, proceed.
 
2020-11-24 1:03:55 AM  
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2020-11-24 1:39:24 AM  
It's always fun reading Inslee's Facebook posts and seeing all the right wing butthurt.
 
2020-11-24 5:38:39 AM  
This chud can stand by his loser king Trump while the rest of us point and laugh at them both.
 
2020-11-24 6:30:36 AM  
Dude sounds like a real piece of shiat.
 
2020-11-24 6:31:48 AM  
Loren Culp, refusing to concede Washington gubernatorial race, turns on top Republicans

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Really?
 
2020-11-24 6:35:20 AM  
Aw, kid, listen, I know the little green guys fixed the election, I just can't prove it.
 
2020-11-24 6:41:56 AM  

Bowen: Loren Culp, refusing to concede Washington gubernatorial race, turns on top Republicans

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Really?


Don't kink shame.
 
2020-11-24 6:42:50 AM  
"Some Republicans have viewed Culp, a first-time candidate and small-town police chief, as a disastrous gubernatorial pick..."

Oh. They said pick.
 
2020-11-24 6:43:08 AM  

IgG4: We will see more of this in the next cycle when Trumpers primary more sensible and electable incumbents, then go on to get their clocks cleaned in the general. Then you will have weeks of them being whiney little losers afterwards.

So by all means, proceed.


I'm not so certain it will pan out that way.  Many of these loons will win.  Look how far right the "tea party" and other nuts have dragged the republicans.
 
2020-11-24 6:50:24 AM  

cretinbob: What is it with these dudes who think that if they stamp their feet and have a tantrum everyone else will give them what they want?


If you look at how well tantrum-throwing horse apples has worked for the GOPers for the last 10 years, it's not surprising at all.

Sort of how if you look at how the GOP has been treated following fifty two years of lawbreaking, starting with Nixon committing treason in 1968 to sink Johnson, it's not at all surprising that the GOP has become nothing but a giant criminal enterprise.
 
2020-11-24 6:54:45 AM  
The right wing certainly has a stranglehold on thumb-heads.

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2020-11-24 6:57:31 AM  
Here in Austin, some woman lost her race for city council, and was still suing to have the results overturned a year later.
 
2020-11-24 6:58:54 AM  
Get it right subby. He's God Emperor to the Alt Right. To Xians he's the "Holy Anointed Cyrus King".
 
2020-11-24 7:04:25 AM  
Dude had the worst showing by a Republican WA gubernatorial candidate in two decades. Yeah, definitely fraud.

But, on one level, when the media in the state are dominated by Sinclair, Murdoch, and Bonneville (aka the LDS Church), who can blame Culp for drinking his own piss-flavored Kool Aid? For instance, this wunderkind was the scare-quotes journalist that opened the only gubernatorial debate this year:

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2020-11-24 7:04:35 AM  
Culp ran one of the stupidest and most inept campaigns in state history. I'm shocked he even managed 43%. I am not at all surprised that he is too stupid to go away now, though.
 
2020-11-24 7:04:48 AM  

IgG4: We will see more of this in the next cycle when Trumpers primary more sensible and electable incumbents, then go on to get their clocks cleaned in the general. Then you will have weeks of them being whiney little losers afterwards.

So by all means, proceed.


Except in places like my state of Indiana for the idiot Trumpers will probably win the general.
 
2020-11-24 7:04:51 AM  
Huh. I wonder why?

As his gubernatorial campaign winds down, Culp said he expects to have a new vehicle to accept donations from supporters in the coming weeks, which he suggested could help pay for unspecified legal challenges. On Friday, he posted an appeal on Facebook, seeking to raise $50,000 by Nov. 25 to investigate fraud.
 
2020-11-24 7:05:15 AM  

cretinbob: What is it with these dudes who think that if they stamp their feet and have a tantrum everyone else will give them what they want?


It's how they were raised.
 
2020-11-24 7:06:32 AM  
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2020-11-24 7:11:15 AM  
Republicans are going to make refusing to concede and raging about phony electoral fraud standard operating procedure in the face of defeat.  Then, when they blatantly cheat their way to victory, the legitimate Democrat claims about fraud and voter suppression will be dismissed as 'more of the same'.
 
2020-11-24 7:11:55 AM  
I don't see the resemblance.

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2020-11-24 7:12:00 AM  

Tyrone Slothrop: Here in Austin, some woman lost her race for city council, and was still suing to have the results overturned a year later.


Is she representing herself? Because I'd be dropping all the sanctions on any lawyer still bringing that case.
 
2020-11-24 7:12:55 AM  
"The Republican Party is going to handle things differently from here on forward. Because we the people have a brand-new expectation. We expect to win,"

Despite losing by 14%?? Its one thing to have a reasonable expectation, based on polling, door-to-door canvassing, etc - but to just declare that your side is "The People" and therefore, basically, demand to handed power every election? Thats sounds more like a threat. Good thing its an empty one.
 
2020-11-24 7:17:25 AM  
Maybe he can get Tim Eyman to file a ballot initiative making him the real governor.
 
2020-11-24 7:20:07 AM  

Farking Clown Shoes: I don't see the resemblance.

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BTW: some really weird shiat shows up when you google "thumb head guy".
 
2020-11-24 7:21:55 AM  
Well, he doesn't have to concede, but he can be arrested for trespassing if he doesn't leave.

Which would also be more fun.
 
2020-11-24 7:27:38 AM  
Just give him his participation trophy, so we can ALL be winners!
 
2020-11-24 7:29:14 AM  
Washington officially has a lack of Culpability.
 
2020-11-24 7:30:13 AM  
His loser opinion doesn't farking matter.

Reality doesn't require his approval.
 
2020-11-24 7:34:34 AM  
I think "We the People" is now the new catch-all-phrase for RWNJ's.  Veering perilously close to sovereign citizen territory.
 
2020-11-24 7:42:11 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Maybe he can get Tim Eyman to file a ballot initiative making him the real governor.


Nah, Culp really needs to take a cue from Eyman and take a seat.
 
2020-11-24 7:42:15 AM  
This is going to be the way forward for all Republicans who lose elections.  American democracy will be de-legiitimized in the eyes of half the country but if we're lucky they'll just decided to stop voting.
 
2020-11-24 7:50:07 AM  

Ambivalence: Washington officially has a lack of Culpability.


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2020-11-24 7:54:11 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Maybe he can get Tim Eyman to file a ballot initiative making him the real governor.


One fun thing about Eyman is that in real life, off camera, he's an utter imbecile. I mean really. I've met the man on a couple occasions, both times at City Council meetings. All he does is overtalk people and play victim when his supposed points are shot down by actual, credible professionals.

He made a small fortune with those giant glossy-paper mail catalogs selling phony "Swiss" watches that were actually made in Taiwan. He got slapped down (hard) by the actual Swiss watch makers for using the "Swiss" as a selling point because you can't call a watch a "Swiss" watch unless it's actually manufactured in Switzerland. The fact that they were basically plastic toys that didn't actually keep time and only lasted a few weeks was probably one of the tip-offs.

So he switched to selling those cheap sunglasses that tourists can get in Mexico for two bucks a pair, using the same catalog format, and selling them at a HUGE DISCOUNT! of only ~ $49.95. That lasted about a year or so until the investment cash ran out. I think he lost a couple $Million on that deal. He discovered later that he could get tax-free donations by agitating at local school board meetings and the like, and draw a fat salary from that. Then the State cracked down on that shiat because he was basically just rattling rocks in a can and not really doing much otherwise except for fundraising and pocketing the money. His entire shtick is "cut all the taxes" and "everything the Government does is a waste of money". But I'm willing to bet tree-fiddy that if the IRS started sniffing around he'd go to prison for several years.

The man is really just another run-of-the-mill cheap suit grifter whose only real talent is rabble rousing with other people's money. Even the Mercers threw their hands up on the guy eventually. He's just not intelligent enough to run even a basic scam with any real level of competence. Engage him in conversation and within a few minutes one will realize that the only thing the man is really doing is smearing shiat on the walls.
 
2020-11-24 8:01:21 AM  

0MGWTFBBQ: I think "We the People" is now the new catch-all-phrase for RWNJ's.  Veering perilously close to sovereign citizen territory.


They've been knocking on that door for decades.
 
2020-11-24 8:10:53 AM  

Karma Chameleon: Maybe he can get Tim Eyman to file a ballot initiative making him the real governor.


True story: I have a photo of an underage Tim Eyman drinking beer.

He was just a clown back then, not a criminal fraudster.
 
2020-11-24 8:12:36 AM  
They are all just spoiled children who need a manual attitude adjustment

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2020-11-24 8:13:01 AM  

Deathfrogg: Karma Chameleon: Maybe he can get Tim Eyman to file a ballot initiative making him the real governor.

One fun thing about Eyman is that in real life, off camera, he's an utter imbecile. I mean really. I've met the man on a couple occasions, both times at City Council meetings. All he does is overtalk people and play victim when his supposed points are shot down by actual, credible professionals.

He made a small fortune with those giant glossy-paper mail catalogs selling phony "Swiss" watches that were actually made in Taiwan. He got slapped down (hard) by the actual Swiss watch makers for using the "Swiss" as a selling point because you can't call a watch a "Swiss" watch unless it's actually manufactured in Switzerland. The fact that they were basically plastic toys that didn't actually keep time and only lasted a few weeks was probably one of the tip-offs.

So he switched to selling those cheap sunglasses that tourists can get in Mexico for two bucks a pair, using the same catalog format, and selling them at a HUGE DISCOUNT! of only ~ $49.95. That lasted about a year or so until the investment cash ran out. I think he lost a couple $Million on that deal. He discovered later that he could get tax-free donations by agitating at local school board meetings and the like, and draw a fat salary from that. Then the State cracked down on that shiat because he was basically just rattling rocks in a can and not really doing much otherwise except for fundraising and pocketing the money. His entire shtick is "cut all the taxes" and "everything the Government does is a waste of money". But I'm willing to bet tree-fiddy that if the IRS started sniffing around he'd go to prison for several years.

The man is really just another run-of-the-mill cheap suit grifter whose only real talent is rabble rousing with other people's money. Even the Mercers threw their hands up on the guy eventually. He's just not intelligent enough to run even a basic scam with any real level of competenc ...


This.  Checks out.
 
2020-11-24 8:35:09 AM  

Sword and Shield: 0MGWTFBBQ: I think "We the People" is now the new catch-all-phrase for RWNJ's.  Veering perilously close to sovereign citizen territory.

They've been knocking on that door for decades.


"Sir, you do know that it is wrong to have relations with that poor animal.  We are going to have to take you in."

"Shhh, I'm one of you guys, right -- WE THE PEOPLE -- get it?  WE THE PEOPLE -- WAIT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING? GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME!  I SAID WE THE PEOPLE!!!  I WILL NOT BE INFRINGED!"
 
2020-11-24 8:35:25 AM  

Kat09tails: Well it's the only money grift he has left. 

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So good. So, so very good.

Culpenfreude.

I guess they found him.....Culpable?
 
2020-11-24 9:07:16 AM  
Are there any Republicans who continued emotionally developing after the age of six? That's a serious question.
 
2020-11-24 9:17:43 AM  

Kat09tails: Well it's the only money grift he has left. 

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so much evil in the world, and then some farker points out This and just like that the world becomes a little brighter, the scales of justice are balanced ever so litte, but ever so much.

/ If I wasn't lazy I would create 60 sock puppet accounts just to smart that post.
// Instead I give you just one, you have brought a smile back to my face.
 
2020-11-24 9:25:46 AM  
He is just a butt hurt, ex-police chief of a one horse town, that cries out "They are coming to take your guns."
Total loser.
 
2020-11-24 9:27:54 AM  
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2020-11-24 9:42:37 AM  

Sword and Shield: 0MGWTFBBQ: I think "Wee the People" ...


FTFY
 
2020-11-24 9:44:17 AM  
For Culp there is only an Electoral Remedial Reading Class.
 
2020-11-24 9:45:48 AM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: Kat09tails: Well it's the only money grift he has left.

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So good. So, so very good.

Culpenfreude.

I guess they found him.....Culpable?'


Miss Hathaway frowns on your shenanigans.

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