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2020-11-23 8:51:18 PM  
Sounds like these smugglers didn't cut the mustard.
 
2020-11-23 9:14:35 PM  
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2020-11-23 9:45:49 PM  
Mustard Man

Thats a name I've not heard in a long long time
 
2020-11-23 11:06:26 PM  

cman: Mustard Man

Thats a name I've not heard in a long long time


🎶 Mustard mustard man,
I've got to be a mustard man
Mustard mustard man.... 🎶
 
2020-11-24 1:25:49 AM  
There's liquid meth now?
 
2020-11-24 1:48:31 AM  
Mean Mr. Mustard?
 
2020-11-24 1:52:11 AM  
He better ketchup!!
 
2020-11-24 1:53:36 AM  
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2020-11-24 1:58:26 AM  
I was told there would be no meth.
 
2020-11-24 1:59:18 AM  

tjsands1118: There's liquid meth now?


I take it you're not familiar with the production of methamphetamine.
 
2020-11-24 2:00:50 AM  
Somewhere there is a barrel of yellow mustard.

It'll never go bad.
 
2020-11-24 2:01:06 AM  

tjsands1118: There's liquid meth now?


It's been a thing for a while now.  Smugglers mix it with booze, milk, whatever.  The idea is it's easier to sneak in, and fairly cheap and easy to get the meth back.
 
2020-11-24 2:05:06 AM  
If Australia had a wall around it, this wouldn't happen.
 
2020-11-24 2:10:44 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: If Australia had a wall around it, this wouldn't happen.


Once you get past the sharks, crocs , snakes, cassowary ,spiders, drop bears, heat, fires and  flooding

Your home free...
 
2020-11-24 2:12:15 AM  
I'm guessing Customs looked at the paperwork and said

"Airfreighting standard supermarket mustard?  Why would someone pay $5000 airfreight on $500 of mustard?  Is there some sort of mustard emergency in Australia?   I don't think so..."
 
2020-11-24 2:17:37 AM  
Whole grain or Dijon mustard = nice

Squirty bottle mustard = meth.
 
2020-11-24 2:33:27 AM  
Well that would ruin a perfectly bad hot dog.
 
2020-11-24 2:37:54 AM  

hammettman: Well that would ruin a perfectly bad hot dog.


Could always be worse, he could have put ketchup on it.
 
2020-11-24 2:58:20 AM  
Drug trafficking Clue- Col Mustard, using the Breaking Bad strategy, in Australia
 
2020-11-24 3:06:08 AM  
Meme explained, finally.
 
2020-11-24 3:25:55 AM  
I love French's Mustard.......Meth not even once!!!!
 
2020-11-24 4:07:28 AM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: If Australia had a wall around it, this wouldn't happen.


We're girt by sea!

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2020-11-24 4:28:14 AM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: Pointy Tail of Satan: If Australia had a wall around it, this wouldn't happen.

We're girt by sea!

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What the -f*ck- is a "girt"?
 
2020-11-24 4:31:26 AM  

steerforth: Whole grain or Dijon mustard = nice

Squirty bottle mustard = meth.


And some people are addicted to it.
They probably look like the cautionary posters as well.
 
2020-11-24 4:36:34 AM  
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2020-11-24 7:01:48 AM  
Anyone ever have this shiat?

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Its the shiat
 
2020-11-24 11:32:36 AM  

ViolentEastCoastCity: Do you know the way to Mordor: Pointy Tail of Satan: If Australia had a wall around it, this wouldn't happen.

We're girt by sea!

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What the -f*ck- is a "girt"?


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2020-11-24 11:59:11 AM  

Do you know the way to Mordor: ViolentEastCoastCity: Do you know the way to Mordor: Pointy Tail of Satan: If Australia had a wall around it, this wouldn't happen.

We're girt by sea!

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What the -f*ck- is a "girt"?

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Ha I know, I'm from the Jersey shore very near a town called Sea Girt.  I was just reminded of that scene and it made me laugh.
 
2020-11-24 12:06:20 PM  
I hope Mustard man's body is not manufacturing meth or mustard gas. Some people are distilleries, you know.
 
2020-11-24 5:47:22 PM  
Mean Mister Mustard sleeps in the park
Shaves in the dark trying to save paper
Sleeps in a hole in the road
Saving up to buy some clothes
Keeps a ten-bob note up his nose
Such a mean old man
Such a mean old man
 
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