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(KTLA Los Angeles)   Wisconsin prosecuters have questions for John Pierce the would-be attorney for Kyle Rittenhouse. Such as his pronounciation of "Gallo", "Callow", "ute" and "youth"   (ktla.com) divider line
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2020-11-23 2:49:15 PM  
Sidney Powell has some free time to join Pierce, they both share similar thinking and experience. Wisconsin traditionally doesn't let people way behind on child support to appear in court except as a defendant.
 
2020-11-23 3:56:25 PM  
That guy has fat, baby hands.
 
2020-11-23 4:24:00 PM  
What a dingbat.
 
2020-11-23 4:24:31 PM  
subby provides me another opportunity to remind Farkers that Marisa Tomei in a unitard rules the world.
 
2020-11-23 4:25:06 PM  
Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Well, he did shoot and kill two people, I guess that's sorta like hunting.
 
2020-11-23 4:26:31 PM  
If Rittenhouse (and his parents/guardians) are serious about their defense, this is not the guy. He'll try to Perry Mason/Johnny Cochran his way through and fail utterly.

/ Of course there is nothing wrong with that.
 
2020-11-23 4:27:07 PM  

buravirgil: subby provides me another opportunity to remind Farkers that Marisa Tomei in a unitard rules the world.


And to think that Costanza could have had some of that.
 
2020-11-23 4:28:35 PM  

blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Well, he did shoot and kill two people, I guess that's sorta like hunting.


But the people he shot were white!
 
2020-11-23 4:29:10 PM  
Hang on, some guy from California is offering to represent Killer Kyle? And he and his family want him? Instead of a local attorney that is familiar and experienced with Wisconsin criminal law?

One of them could go to prison, and one could go to the conservative lecture circuit.
 
2020-11-23 4:30:37 PM  

Eightballjacket: buravirgil: subby provides me another opportunity to remind Farkers that Marisa Tomei in a unitard rules the world.

And to think that Costanza could have had some of that.


I heard she loves funny, quirky, bald men.
 
2020-11-23 4:33:32 PM  
Pierce has no real criminal defense experience and has been promoting Rittenhouse as a patriot, saying the case is one of political prosecution, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported. He has also worked to solicit donations for Rittenhouse's defense.

This is a con. Rittenhouse is still going to jail and his lawyer is going to shrug while carrying sacks with dollar signs on them.
 
2020-11-23 4:39:24 PM  

NewportBarGuy: That guy has fat, baby hands.


Can we go one frigging thread without bringing up Trump ?!
 
2020-11-23 4:40:38 PM  

blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.



Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

I'm sorry, but this just bears repeating.
 
2020-11-23 4:42:13 PM  

UltimaCS: Pierce has no real criminal defense experience and has been promoting Rittenhouse as a patriot, saying the case is one of political prosecution, the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel reported. He has also worked to solicit donations for Rittenhouse's defense.

This is a con. Rittenhouse is still going to jail and his lawyer is going to shrug while carrying sacks with dollar signs on them.


Likely that the court's going to require a second chair who has a clue.

/you know you done farked up selecting your lawyer when the prosecution tries to go ahead and get in front of your ineffective assistance of counsel appeal
 
2020-11-23 4:44:23 PM  

Petey4335: blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.


Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

I'm sorry, but this just bears repeating.



His parents should be on trial too.
 
2020-11-23 4:45:29 PM  

Petey4335: blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.


Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

I'm sorry, but this just bears repeating.


Antifa season
BLM season
Antifa season
BLM season
Antifa season
BLM season
Antifa season
BLM season
 
2020-11-23 4:48:00 PM  

NewportBarGuy: That guy has fat, baby hands.


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2020-11-23 4:50:52 PM  

blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Well, he did shoot and kill two people, I guess that's sorta like hunting.


Not without a license and tags
 
2020-11-23 4:52:57 PM  

buravirgil: subby provides me another opportunity to remind Farkers that Marisa Tomei in a unitard rules the world.


Pics or GTFO
 
2020-11-23 4:53:11 PM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Petey4335: blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.


Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

I'm sorry, but this just bears repeating.


His parents should be on trial too.


The guy who bought the rifle has been arrested for the straw-purchase. Little Kyle's mom drove him there, probably knowing he had the gun in the car...
 
2020-11-23 5:00:41 PM  
pronounciation of "Gallo"


How about pronunciation?


"Callow"


And that should be Callo. Gambini even spells it in the movie, FFS.


And finally:


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2020-11-23 5:01:40 PM  
Maybe the Rittenhouse family is hoping for a mistrial due to their lawyer being a moron.
 
2020-11-23 5:01:49 PM  

Petey4335: blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.


Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

I'm sorry, but this just bears repeating.


That doesn't appear to mean self-defense is off the table.  I just means that they won't get the presumption of no duty to retreat.  The defendant will still get the opportunity to present that his life was threatened and deadly force was required to save his own life.  Given the various videos we have seen, there is a possibility that he can make that burden.

https://casetext.com/statute/wisconsi​n​-statutes/criminal-code/chapter-939-cr​imes-general-provisions/subchapter-iii​-defenses-to-criminal-liability/sectio​n-93948-self-defense-and-defense-of-ot​hers

I am not suggesting that Kyle Rittenhouse is a good guy or that he wasn't looking for trouble by inserting himself in a situation where he didn't belong.  People should just be prepared that a jury when seeing all the evidence may evaluate things differently than you, and the statute as I read it may allow him to escape punishment.  Of course that will require a competent attorney to make the appropriate arguments and motions and hiring a showboating peacock looking to make himself famous based on your martyrdom may not be the wisest decision.
 
2020-11-23 5:04:39 PM  
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Yeah...that's not going to go well for Ritty.
 
2020-11-23 5:24:54 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: pronounciation of "Gallo"


How about pronunciation?


"Callow"


And that should be Callo. Gambini even spells it in the movie, FFS.


And finally:


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Jesus what a hottie
 
2020-11-23 5:33:16 PM  

chitownmike: blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Well, he did shoot and kill two people, I guess that's sorta like hunting.

Not without a license and tags


He didn't even take their heads for trophies, skin them or eat their innards!
 
2020-11-23 5:44:03 PM  

Fabric_Man: Hang on, some guy from California is offering to represent Killer Kyle? And he and his family want him? Instead of a local attorney that is familiar and experienced with Wisconsin criminal law?

One of them could go to prison, and one could go to the conservative lecture circuit.


They're more interested in continuing attention and $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. If this attorney doesn't get him off they'll just hire another one to extend the grift. Kyle's a cash cow.
 
2020-11-23 5:57:50 PM  
Guy has no criminal law experience? After establishing that the stupid defendant has been notified that having incompetent counsel will not be allowed as a basis for an appeal, prosecutor should be psyched, assuming he wants to win.
 
2020-11-23 6:08:48 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: pronounciation of "Gallo"


How about pronunciation?


"Callow"


And that should be Callo. Gambini even spells it in the movie, FFS.


And finally:


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Are you suuure?
 
2020-11-23 6:12:29 PM  
Gun shops will kick your butt out if they even have a whiff that you are doing a straw purchase. Gift for your spouse? Come back when they are here. Your buddy hanging out with you? Great, you both get background checks.

The dude who did the straw purchase has his butt in a sling. A 10 years in federal PMITA sling. The only way even partially out is to sing like a canary.

And yes, the prosecutor is slamming the door shut on the "my lawyer is an idiot" appeal. There's going to be a bunch of people looking over the prosecutor's shoulder and everything needs to 100% follow the book. They get one try to get it right.
 
2020-11-23 6:29:11 PM  

Petey4335: blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.


Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

I'm sorry, but this just bears repeating.


Unfortunately the penalty for this is a wrist slap.  KR got bailed out by Ricky Schroeder of Silver Spoons and NYPD Blue fame, other right wing idiots are likely funding his legal defense.  His attorney already put out a propaganda film on the killings.
The thing is, there is no way KR knew of his victims backgrounds at that time.  He was spotted with Proud Boys at the protest, got separated from his group, and shot two people to death, all on camera.  That's 2nd degree murder or manslaughter.  He didn't need the firearm, wasn't allowed to have it, and an AR-15 is the worst weapon to have since the bullets could easily pass through multiple people at a crowded protest before stopping.
And it's insane to believe that KR could "defend property" or bring "law and order".  Leave that to the professionals with training.
 
2020-11-23 6:35:42 PM  

Northern: Petey4335: blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.


Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

I'm sorry, but this just bears repeating.

Unfortunately the penalty for this is a wrist slap.  KR got bailed out by Ricky Schroeder of Silver Spoons and NYPD Blue fame, other right wing idiots are likely funding his legal defense.  His attorney already put out a propaganda film on the killings.
The thing is, there is no way KR knew of his victims backgrounds at that time.  He was spotted with Proud Boys at the protest, got separated from his group, and shot two people to death, all on camera.  That's 2nd degree murder or manslaughter.  He didn't need the firearm, wasn't allowed to have it, and an AR-15 is the worst weapon to have since the bullets could easily pass through multiple people at a crowded protest before stopping.
And it's insane to believe that KR could "defend property" or bring "law and order".  Leave that to the professionals with training.


There is no doubt kr is going to prison, the only question is how long, life without parole would be appropriate (no idea if allowed in WI) or  20 years plus.
 
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2020-11-23 6:45:58 PM  

Petey4335: blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.


Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

I'm sorry, but this just bears repeating.


Especially when hunting bears. Although there are no bears in Kenosha Co.
 
2020-11-23 6:51:47 PM  

blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Well, he did shoot and kill two people, I guess that's sorta like hunting.


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/Doesn't approve
 
2020-11-23 7:00:19 PM  
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2020-11-23 7:00:42 PM  

BBH: Although there are no bears in Kenosha Co.


I take it you've never been to Club Icon. I have it on good authority that it's fabulous!
 
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2020-11-23 7:08:33 PM  

Burn_The_Plows: BBH: Although there are no bears in Kenosha Co.

I take it you've never been to Club Icon. I have it on good authority that it's fabulous!


Nope, and don't plan to. If I go to Kenosha Co, I will stay west of the I.
 
2020-11-23 8:35:44 PM  

Monkeyfark Ridiculous: Petey4335: blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.


Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

I'm sorry, but this just bears repeating.


His parents should be on trial too.


No father in the picture.  Mother was interviewed by Tucker on FOX. She is incoherent and ill informed. The kid is a miserable victim. But it's hard to be empathetic. By comparison to the two dead and one injured he is doing ok.
 
2020-11-23 8:55:56 PM  

Petey4335: blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.


Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

I'm sorry, but this just bears repeating.


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2020-11-23 9:02:15 PM  
BBH:
Especially when hunting bears. Although there are no bears in Kenosha Co.

We have Bears fans (I am one, so I know).  But we do have plenty of Coyotes.  And not this one:

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Hardcastle & McCormick Season 1 Opener with Intro "Drive"
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2020-11-23 10:42:31 PM  

blatz514: Wisconsin law doesn't permit minors to carry or possess a gun unless they're hunting.

Well, he did shoot and kill two people, I guess that's sorta like hunting.


I think he's gonna have to start listening to Merle Haggard for practice, not that his mama seems to have actually tried.
Merle Haggard - Mama Tried (Live)
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2020-11-23 11:41:13 PM  

buravirgil: subby provides me another opportunity to remind Farkers that Marisa Tomei in a unitard rules the world.


I'll take her in an evening gown:

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/Or anything else she chooses to wear or not wear
 
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