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2020-11-23 2:13:46 PM  
Can I talk to the dog?
 
2020-11-23 2:16:17 PM  
Call me cynical but I don't believe ANY of these "Texts from my Ex" "Texts from my parents" "Wrong Number Texts" etc.

Some are amusing, but I just don't buy it
 
2020-11-23 2:27:34 PM  
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2020-11-23 2:28:12 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: [Fark user image 291x173]


Snerk - wrong thread achievement unlocked
 
2020-11-23 2:32:21 PM  

Some Junkie Cosmonaut: Some Junkie Cosmonaut: [Fark user image 291x173

Snerk - wrong thread achievement unlocked


But it's one of the most correct, wrong threads ever. So that's a twofer
 
2020-11-23 2:35:05 PM  
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2020-11-23 2:37:25 PM  

buntz: Call me cynical but I don't believe ANY of these "Texts from my Ex" "Texts from my parents" "Wrong Number Texts" etc.

Some are amusing, but I just don't buy it


Hard to tell, some seem reasonable, which means nothing really.  Other's look like an excuse to humblebrag about their better situations, or flat out what they wish they could say.

My first contact from the ex wife was pre-texting.  She called up and immediately started yelling at me.  I responded with some clumsy variant of "You don't get to yell at me anymore.  The only reason I put up with it before was for the faint hope of average sex twice a year."  Then I hung up on her.  She called back five minutes later, and we had a discussion about custody issues.
 
2020-11-23 2:51:12 PM  

buntz: Call me cynical but I don't believe ANY of these "Texts from my Ex" "Texts from my parents" "Wrong Number Texts" etc.

Some are amusing, but I just don't buy it


You don't have to believe them. The guy doesn't show to fix the cable and sleep with the housewife either.
 
2020-11-23 3:46:18 PM  
#11
 
2020-11-23 4:14:13 PM  

buntz: Call me cynical but I don't believe ANY of these "Texts from my Ex" "Texts from my parents" "Wrong Number Texts" etc.

Some are amusing, but I just don't buy it


I've seen some of my Niece's to her ex-husband...yeah, I believe it.
 
2020-11-23 5:59:32 PM  
Ate pizza while having sex and then threw up on her clothing?  I suspect much alcohol was involved.
 
2020-11-23 6:25:05 PM  
Unless custody or some other legal reasons are involved why are people still engaging in exes drama? Especially when it seems they were not very good people and downright dislike each other?

My favorite text from an ex is "               ".

Because if they were jerks I blocked them and never received any.
 
2020-11-23 8:23:17 PM  
This one got an actual snerk out of me:
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2020-11-24 6:43:43 AM  
Why wouldn't just block an ex?
 
2020-11-24 8:05:13 AM  

buntz: Call me cynical but I don't believe ANY of these "Texts from my Ex" "Texts from my parents" "Wrong Number Texts" etc.

Some are amusing, but I just don't buy it


Yeah most I assume are as real as Tom Swifties
 
2020-11-24 8:29:49 AM  

Fano: Yeah most I assume are as real as Tom Swifties


True, I answer agreeably
 
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