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(The Sun (Ireland))   Because some things are more important than other things in life: Woman who totally wrecks herself in horror car crash praises her beautician for her 'poppin' lashes' after they stay in place   (thesun.ie) divider line
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2020-11-23 6:53:35 PM  
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2020-11-23 7:53:38 PM  
This is a reality that we're in ladies and gentlemen ABC.

Thanks Glenn Gary Ross
You've inspired people to work even while in the middle of a medical emergency what a nice legacy
 
2020-11-23 7:55:13 PM  
Did she praise the sky wizard for causing her to be in the crash?
 
2020-11-23 7:55:17 PM  
It's sometimes called gallows humor. I dig it
 
2020-11-23 7:55:50 PM  
So she wrecked herself and then checked herself. SMH. When will people learn?
 
2020-11-23 7:56:54 PM  
FTA: Katarina sustained a head injury.

I think that was a pre-existing condition.
 
2020-11-23 7:57:55 PM  
They were "in tact". Jfc.
 
2020-11-23 7:57:58 PM  
dark humour when in a terrible situation is a STRENGTH ffs
 
2020-11-23 7:59:45 PM  
I crashed a car doing 60MPH when it hydroplaned. Car ended upside down with pieces everywhere. People stopped and ran over while I crawled out a window, dusted myself off, and deadpanned  "Well, that was interesting."

Things like that happen a lot when you drive a hopped up Fiero.
 
2020-11-23 8:02:40 PM  

gaspode: dark humour when in a terrible situation is a STRENGTH ffs


I lost my junk to the asphalt after falling from a motorcycle, but at least my pubes are poppin!
 
2020-11-23 8:04:08 PM  
They superglue those things on, I think.
 
2020-11-23 8:04:41 PM  
Girl made a funny 3 weeks after the accident.  It was her version of a guy saying "and I didn't even spill my beer!"
 
2020-11-23 8:05:37 PM  

Pointy Tail of Satan: I crashed a car doing 60MPH when it hydroplaned. Car ended upside down with pieces everywhere. People stopped and ran over while I crawled out a window, dusted myself off, and deadpanned  "Well, that was interesting."

Things like that happen a lot when you drive a hopped up Fiero.


You should drive a Chrysler Sebring I did the exact same thing with the Chrysler Sebring 80 mph into a wall didn't even flip over just did a donut landing in a ditch and didn't have a single scratch on me
 
2020-11-23 8:08:06 PM  
No word on whether the lashes contributed to the accident.
 
2020-11-23 8:12:14 PM  
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Katarina's lashes shortly before during the accident
and the other line should have said "before she drove her car into a van".
now they make sense.
 
2020-11-23 8:13:12 PM  
I have, on many occasions, been screamed at for removing fake nails so I could monitor oxygen levels. Most days I can at least be civil about it, but lately my give-a-shiat seems to be broken.
 
2020-11-23 8:27:48 PM  
Priorities, Some people have them. This lady does not.
 
2020-11-23 8:30:09 PM  
Pretty much every girl I have ever dated did not wear makeup and wore sensible shoes.

After all of you need special effects to look good.... well it says something about the goods. As for the shoes, who wants their partner to be uncomfortable? They will be grumpy more and you will suffer for it.
 
2020-11-23 8:32:47 PM  
Is everything in Great Britain a "horror"? Jesus, it must be tough to handle...
 
2020-11-23 8:36:25 PM  

AlgaeRancher: Pretty much every girl I have ever dated did not wear makeup and wore sensible shoes.

After all of you need special effects to look good.... well it says something about the goods. As for the shoes, who wants their partner to be uncomfortable? They will be grumpy more and you will suffer for it.


Agreed 100%, having licked a lady with heavy makeup at a party let me just say it's not a fun experience.

/Third tip is to check out mom if you think she's a keeper, that's probably pretty close to what you're in for long term =)
 
2020-11-23 8:42:06 PM  
Brings back hurt for my gf, her neice drove off the freeway enroute to palm springs, the car rolled 7 times, landed on her once after she was ejected, she laid face down in the desert for 8 hours or so and wasnt found til daylight. Major chest trauma, heart attack, brain swelling, both arms and a leg broken. In icu for a week but they had to let her go, she was just 23. Eyelashes? Nobody knew or cared cause there were other things to worry about. Cause covid she couldnt be laid to rest for almost 8 months. Hard to find a situation that sucks more but im sure theres worse...
 
2020-11-23 8:44:35 PM  

WTP 2: [Fark user image 654x1066]
3
Katarina's lashes shortly before during the accident
and the other line should have said "before she drove her car into a van".
now they make sense.


Either that picture's airbrushed or she gets her makeup done at the autobody shop, complete with primer, sanding, two coats of colour, and a final diamond polish. Run her through 52 carwashes and the water would still bead on her face.
 
2020-11-23 9:08:34 PM  

waxbeans: This is a reality that we're in ladies and gentlemen ABC.

Thanks Glenn Gary Ross
You've inspired people to work even while in the middle of a medical emergency what a nice legacy


Sometimes when you are in a farked up situation it's the small things you need to find pleasure in to make it through.
 
2020-11-23 9:21:15 PM  
So perhaps, in this case, she shouldn't have checked herself [in the mirror] and would not have then wrecked herself.
 
2020-11-23 9:43:16 PM  
oh hey guys do you give a flying fark about a woman's eyelashes?

yeah me neither, they must do it for each other
 
2020-11-23 9:48:47 PM  

WTP 2: [Link][Fark user image image 654x1066]
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Katarina's lashes shortly before during the accident
and the other line should have said "before she drove her car into a van".
now they make sense.


Forgot to mention it was a Mustang.

also unmentioned is she works at an unmentionables shop at one of nine Texas locations (not guns/ammo btw)
 
2020-11-23 9:58:36 PM  

Johnny the Tackling Alzheimers Patient: WTP 2: [Fark user image 654x1066]
3
Katarina's lashes shortly before during the accident
and the other line should have said "before she drove her car into a van".
now they make sense.

Either that picture's airbrushed or she gets her makeup done at the autobody shop, complete with primer, sanding, two coats of colour, and a final diamond polish. Run her through 52 carwashes and the water would still bead on her face.


It's all true. But so too is that at least half the farkers would still...wash her undercarriage...if given the chance.
 
2020-11-23 10:21:35 PM  

FleshFlapps: waxbeans: This is a reality that we're in ladies and gentlemen ABC.

Thanks Glenn Gary Ross
You've inspired people to work even while in the middle of a medical emergency what a nice legacy

Sometimes when you are in a farked up situation it's the small things you need to find pleasure in to make it through.


I agree it's a beautiful life was a great movie
 
2020-11-23 10:28:42 PM  
I guess it's good to be thankful for something in life.
 
2020-11-23 10:38:58 PM  

stuffy: Priorities, Some people have them. This lady does not.


Sure she does. They're just fu*ked up priorities
 
2020-11-23 10:48:24 PM  
Priorities...
 
2020-11-24 12:21:57 AM  
cracking jokes while under stress is a coping mechanism so hope she gets well.
 
2020-11-24 12:54:26 AM  

AlgaeRancher: Pretty much every girl I have ever dated did not wear makeup and wore sensible shoes.

After all of you need special effects to look good.... well it says something about the goods. As for the shoes, who wants their partner to be uncomfortable? They will be grumpy more and you will suffer for it.


Ah yes, the women who are told from childhood that they need to dress up and slather on makeup and all their role models are airbrushed supermodels that are pushed on them are at fault for not understanding what men really want.

No way our current culture and things they see around them influence them.

They're just damaged goods.

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No pressure from outside sources to ever look good.  Its not like even in the workplace women who don't do this are shunned.  That would never happen.  Men love natural women.

I mean the news wouldn't comment on a woman's hair, clothes, and makeup when they are there to discuss things like fiscal policy or anything now would they?

I wonder where these damaged goods get the idea that they're supposed to get dolled up every time they leave the house.
 
2020-11-24 12:57:33 AM  
women undress for men, but dress up for women.
 
2020-11-24 1:39:59 AM  
The amount of Donnie Downers in this thread is real, jeez.
 
2020-11-24 2:11:24 AM  

dkulprit: AlgaeRancher: Pretty much every girl I have ever dated did not wear makeup and wore sensible shoes.

After all of you need special effects to look good.... well it says something about the goods. As for the shoes, who wants their partner to be uncomfortable? They will be grumpy more and you will suffer for it.

Ah yes, the women who are told from childhood that they need to dress up and slather on makeup and all their role models are airbrushed supermodels that are pushed on them are at fault for not understanding what men really want.

No way our current culture and things they see around them influence them.

They're just damaged goods.

[Fark user image 425x744]

No pressure from outside sources to ever look good.  Its not like even in the workplace women who don't do this are shunned.  That would never happen.  Men love natural women.

I mean the news wouldn't comment on a woman's hair, clothes, and makeup when they are there to discuss things like fiscal policy or anything now would they?

I wonder where these damaged goods get the idea that they're supposed to get dolled up every time they leave the house.


Doesn't that also somewhat imply that women are unable to make their own decisions about whether they want to do all of this stuff? Theoretically, society also tells me that I should get an F-350 with a jacked suspension and truck nuts hanging off the back...or an M3 and go around to wine tastings while wearing a popped collar. There are people who do those things, and I assume that they're exercising their choice to do it. I'm not going to judge them although I think they're douche canoes.

The thing is, people prioritize what they feel is most important in life and different people have different priorities. Some people get their hair and nails done, but there's enough people not getting it done that it's not like it's some sort of requirement. If Random Woman didn't want to go around with eyelash extensions and a dolled-up look, she could not do it, and no one would really care one way or another. Certainly she is aware of this, because she encounters other women all the time who aren't putting the same level of work into it. She chooses to do it for some reason which may be known only to her.

Recently I went to visit a relative with dementia in a nursing home because in most states in the US (outside of the West Coast and certain New England states) society and also state legislatures tell us that assisted suicide is wrong. I had not previously been to a nursing home, and after leaving, I let every family member within earshot know that if I ever suffer from a debilitating mental disorder, I am absolutely, positively not entering a nursing facility and I'm going to get a lawyer, put an AD into force and when I make a phone call, I'll be picked up and shipped off to somewhere I can hire a Dr. Kevorkian.

Well that's the second option...actually the first option is to get flown to Thailand and live in a brothel because who the fark cares about STDs at that point. When I'm 108, I want to die under a naked woman 80 years my junior.

In neither case does society really approve, but that's fine because we all have the freedom to tell society to fark off at any time and we all know that, but we exercise our choices accordingly.
 
2020-11-24 2:21:28 AM  

ByOwlLight: The amount of Donnie Downers in this thread is real, jeez.


Sad isnt it? If she sat feeling sorry for herself she would be weak and over-emotional or need to smile more. If she makes some jokes about her predicament she is vapid. Oh and she wears too much makeup but is also probably not pretty enough.
 
2020-11-24 3:05:49 AM  

dkulprit: AlgaeRancher: Pretty much every girl I have ever dated did not wear makeup and wore sensible shoes.

After all of you need special effects to look good.... well it says something about the goods. As for the shoes, who wants their partner to be uncomfortable? They will be grumpy more and you will suffer for it.

Ah yes, the women who are told from childhood that they need to dress up and slather on makeup and all their role models are airbrushed supermodels that are pushed on them are at fault for not understanding what men really want.

No way our current culture and things they see around them influence them.

They're just damaged goods.

[Fark user image 425x744]

No pressure from outside sources to ever look good.  Its not like even in the workplace women who don't do this are shunned.  That would never happen.  Men love natural women.

I mean the news wouldn't comment on a woman's hair, clothes, and makeup when they are there to discuss things like fiscal policy or anything now would they?

I wonder where these damaged goods get the idea that they're supposed to get dolled up every time they leave the house.


Maybe the problem is jackholes like yourself going around telling everyone how to live their life, or that they're being influenced or whatever bullshiat. If we had less of this, everyone would be way better off.

Go tell your dog that it can't make up its own mind. Maybe it'll listen.
 
2020-11-24 5:40:45 AM  
So she checked herself after she wrecked herself?
 
2020-11-24 8:10:18 AM  

davynelson: oh hey guys do you give a flying fark about a woman's eyelashes?

yeah me neither, they must do it for each other


They have eyelashes? Where?
 
2020-11-24 8:38:06 AM  
Horrific. The god-damned word you are looking for is horrific, you inbred simpletons.
 
2020-11-24 3:23:00 PM  

Mellotiger: Horrific. The god-damned word you are looking for is horrific, you inbred simpletons.


It is one of the worst of the headline cliches. British newspapers are the very worst for this.
 
2020-11-24 3:41:06 PM  

gaspode: Mellotiger: Horrific. The god-damned word you are looking for is horrific, you inbred simpletons.

It is one of the worst of the headline cliches. British newspapers are the very worst for this.


They really are. The other thing i can't stand is when the article has a paragraph, then the paragraph is repeated as slightly reworded, bolded bullet points.

-mellotiger agrees British tabloids are terrible
-thinks constant recaps for every paragraph is stupid
 
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