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(KSTU FOX 13)   Protip: State troopers really aren't trying to race you   (fox13now.com) divider line
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2020-11-23 5:55:30 PM  
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2020-11-23 7:15:37 PM  
STOP
Step
Toe
On
Pedal
Or you'll find a State Trooper 😎 on Patrol.
Col Forest Calhoun FST Comandet
 
2020-11-23 7:16:00 PM  
Dad?
 
2020-11-23 7:19:47 PM  
"Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him...

This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart... Never pull over with the first siren-howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 120 all the way to the next exit. He will follow."
 
2020-11-23 7:28:32 PM  

The Irrelevant Gamer: "Few people understand the psychology of dealing with a highway traffic cop. Your normal speeder will panic and immediately pull over to the side when he sees the big red light behind him...

This is wrong. It arouses contempt in the cop-heart... Never pull over with the first siren-howl. Mash it down and make the bastard chase you at speeds up to 120 all the way to the next exit. He will follow."


My first thought as well. Nice!
 
2020-11-23 7:29:34 PM  
Having just bought his new Corvette, he took it on the highway to open her up. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a State Trooper, blue lights flashing and siren blaring. He floored it to 100 mph, then 110, then 120. Suddenly he thought, "What am I doing? I'm too old for this!" and pulled over to await the trooper's arrival.
Pulling in behind him, the trooper got out of his vehicle and walked up to the Corvette. He looked at his watch, then said, "Sir, my shift ends in 30 minutes. Today is Friday. If you can give me a new reason for speeding--a reason I've never before heard-- I'll let you go."
The old gentleman paused then said: "Three years ago, my wife ran off with a State Trooper. I thought you were bringing her back."
"Have a good day, sir," replied the trooper.
 
2020-11-23 7:42:58 PM  
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2020-11-23 7:44:03 PM  
Lies!
 
2020-11-23 7:44:26 PM  
Bullshiat...

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2020-11-23 7:53:11 PM  
Years ago I was driving on I-24. To set the stage, I was driving a 2002 Saturn SC1. 4-banger, 5 speed manual man. I wasn't paying attention to my speed (I'm in a Saturn FFS). A state trooper pulls up beside me, gives me the stink eye which prompts me to look at speedometer.......I'm doing 90. I rolled the window down and yelled "you want see what they've got?"  He slows down, gets behind me blue lights on. Sorry if that is not interesting. I just like that story. And I'm high but that's a CSB
 
2020-11-23 9:09:22 PM  
Back around 1990, a coworker of mine, who at the time was young and had a fast car and more testosterone than he had any applications for, was driving out the Lawn Guyland Expressway, going pretty fast, and a car passed him. He wasn't going to put up with that, so he passed it.  It wasn't going to put up with that, so it turned its lights and siren on and polled him over. It wasn't a marked car, it was a black&white.

He actually got away with it because the cops had too much fun laughing at how totally dumb he had just been, which he sheepishly admitted to rather than arguing back.  So they let him off with a warning.
 
2020-11-23 9:31:55 PM  
Driving to work one morning, a car was driving REALLY slow in the left lane. I'm talking 10-15 below the limit. A cop pulls up behind them, and they don't move over. Cop goes to pass on the right, and the car speeds up to not be passed. The cop his his brakes, pulls right behind them, and pulls them over. I would have loved to hear that conversation.
 
2020-11-24 1:08:24 AM  
Cops do whatever speed they feel like doing, without safety lights on, whenever they feel like it.  So I do too, because fark them.  If they want to endanger the public for the sake of their ego and try to chase me, I'm happy to show them how powerless they are.

CSB:

When my friends and I were out for a ride on our sportbikes, my buddy Chris (who was an AMA champ back in the day loved to play games with state troopers.  If we came up behind one on the freeway, he'd ride up next to the cop's window and mime "Is it cool if we go?".  If the cop gave him the thumbs-up, we'd all speed off at 120mph.  If the cop shook his head, Chris would yell "fark you then", give him the finger, and we'd all speed off at well over 120mph.
 
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