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2020-11-23 10:21:31 AM  
CAT-astrophe

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2020-11-23 10:33:05 AM  
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2020-11-23 10:34:12 AM  
Alcohol and Road-Head were a factor.
 
2020-11-23 10:35:59 AM  
Hold muh beer and watch what I can do with muh car!
 
2020-11-23 10:48:58 AM  

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And we are done here
 
2020-11-23 10:57:58 AM  
When deputies arrived at the scene, they saw a "a long set of skid marks

no mention as to why they inspected the driver's underwear
 
2020-11-23 11:00:20 AM  

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/Actually, he drives pretty well.
//For a 16 year old.
 
2020-11-23 11:08:26 AM  
Deputies said the man and woman were able to "crawl" out of the wrecked car and get help. Both suffered non-life-threatening injuries.

That's one of the strangest usage of air quotes I've seen for a journalist. What kind of car was it anyways? $5 on a maroon 2003 Toyota Tercel with everything in extreme disrepair
 
2020-11-23 11:09:22 AM  
Friggen Toonces
 
2020-11-23 11:10:05 AM  
Poor cat is now lost and alone. Feel sorry for the cat.
 
2020-11-23 11:13:41 AM  

xaldin: Poor cat is now lost and alone. Feel sorry for the cat.


Maybe they picked up the cat as a stray and there was a demon troll in the car and the cat was fighting the troll and the only way to kill the troll was to crash the car and that killed the troll and it went back to hell and the cat left the scene of the crash to go find another person to help?
 
2020-11-23 11:14:07 AM  

xaldin: Poor cat is now lost and alone. Feel sorry for the cat.


Holy crap this. Any time I have to take one of the clowder to the vet, I turn into Super Paranoid Driver, yelling at other cars for their poor motor skills if I think they may have even remotely come close to causing an accident in which the furball could be injured.

I don't think I've ever driven that carefully with human family members in the car.
 
2020-11-23 11:15:17 AM  

FloriduhGuy: Friggen Toonces


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I haven't heard that name in a very very long time
 
2020-11-23 11:18:16 AM  

berylman: FloriduhGuy: Friggen Toonces

[Fark user image 266x190] I haven't heard that name in a very very long time


You know, looking back, I sometimes can't help but just marvel at some of the downright weird places SNL has gone over the years.
 
2020-11-23 11:22:27 AM  
CRAWLING FROM THE WRECKAGE - DAVE EDMUNDS
Youtube y4p8RYoJ9DQ
 
2020-11-23 11:22:52 AM  
Out of that crew the cat was no doubt the most important occupant.

Hopefully he/she is found by a well-suited new owner.
 
2020-11-23 11:28:37 AM  
My driving instructor never once told me to never let the cat drive.
 
2020-11-23 11:29:27 AM  
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2020-11-23 11:31:28 AM  

dittybopper: bifster: [Fark user image 342x252] [View Full Size image _x_]

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/Actually, he drives pretty well.
//For a 16 year old.


I'm sure he does.

/when you're in the car with him.
 
2020-11-23 11:54:17 AM  

xaldin: Poor cat is now lost and alone. Feel sorry for the cat.


The cat's owners took him speeding and got into a high-speed crash. The cat is better off on its own, in this case.
 
2020-11-23 11:56:45 AM  
xxBirdMadGirlxx: clowder

Learned a new word, thanks!

Now I want soup... clam clowder
 
2020-11-23 12:46:01 PM  

dittybopper: bifster: [Fark user image 342x252] [View Full Size image _x_]

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/Actually, he drives pretty well.
//For a 16 year old.


You're still alive ain'tcha?
 
2020-11-23 1:24:55 PM  

morg: dittybopper: bifster: [Fark user image 342x252] [View Full Size image _x_]

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/Actually, he drives pretty well.
//For a 16 year old.

I'm sure he does.

/when you're in the car with him.


It's not like it won't get back to me.  The car has an antenna farm on top.   He can't hide.

Which is why he's so gung-ho to get his own car, I suppose, but he'd got to have a steady job before that's going to happen.
 
2020-11-23 2:19:04 PM  

berylman: Deputies said the man and woman were able to "crawl" out of the wrecked car and get help. Both suffered non-life-threatening injuries.

That's one of the strangest usage of air quotes I've seen for a journalist. What kind of car was it anyways? $5 on a maroon 2003 Toyota Tercel with everything in extreme disrepair


Look at the photo in TFA. It'll make more sense.
 
2020-11-23 2:30:47 PM  

GardenWeasel: bifster: [Fark user image 342x252] [View Full Size image _x_]

And we are done here


Not so fast now, the rest of the accident footage is pretty brutal.

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2020-11-23 2:35:46 PM  

berylman: Deputies said the man and woman were able to "crawl" out of the wrecked car and get help. Both suffered non-life-threatening injuries.

That's one of the strangest usage of air quotes I've seen for a journalist. What kind of car was it anyways? $5 on a maroon 2003 Toyota Tercel with everything in extreme disrepair


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2020-11-23 4:04:40 PM  

Billy Liar: berylman: Deputies said the man and woman were able to "crawl" out of the wrecked car and get help. Both suffered non-life-threatening injuries.

That's one of the strangest usage of air quotes I've seen for a journalist. What kind of car was it anyways? $5 on a maroon 2003 Toyota Tercel with everything in extreme disrepair

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Unnecessary quotation marks are a joy forever.


They "sure are".
 
2020-11-23 4:07:01 PM  
Because cats are killers and will drive you right off a cliff if given half a chance?

[reads article]

Yep.
 
2020-11-23 4:13:49 PM  
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2020-11-23 4:32:42 PM  

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"Clifford the Big Red Dog? Are you kidding me? Some people ..."
 
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