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(Mational Day Calendar)   Today is National Eat a Cranberry Day, which might seem strange unless you decide to let it linger until Thursday   (nationaldaycalendar.com) divider line
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2020-11-23 10:57:29 AM  
In your Dreams subby, I plan to become a Zombie on buttered foodstuffs.
 
2020-11-23 11:35:55 AM  
Anything that you would normally put cranberries on is made even better if you put lingonberries on instead.

/Prove me wrong.
 
2020-11-23 12:20:59 PM  
Cranberry-orange relish is one of my favoritest things in the world
 
2020-11-23 12:39:49 PM  
Can't I just be a mean drunk instead? It seems like that's what Dolores would have wanted.
 
2020-11-23 12:42:45 PM  
I'd eat Delores's cranberry like I'd stuff Martha's muffin.

To quote my GF, "Like they'd let you."
 
2020-11-23 12:43:29 PM  
Do you have to?
Do you have to?
Do you have to let it linger?
 
2020-11-23 12:46:14 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: I'd eat Delores's cranberry like I'd stuff Martha's muffin.

To quote my GF, "Like they'd let you."


At this point Delores wouldn't object, but her heirs might.
 
2020-11-23 12:47:13 PM  
Today, just one.

Thursday, a whole bunch.
 
2020-11-23 12:48:11 PM  
I'm using the opportunity to recommend Miley Cyrus's cover of Zombie. It's really good.

That is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l81u-​o​SIAp4
 
2020-11-23 12:48:40 PM  
Game Grumps Animated - Cranberries - by Mike Bedsole
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2020-11-23 12:48:51 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: I'd eat Delores's cranberry like I'd stuff Martha's muffin.

To quote my GF, "Like they'd let you."


That's one cranberry that's past its sell by date.
 
2020-11-23 12:55:28 PM  

JohnHall: I'm using the opportunity to recommend Miley Cyrus's cover of Zombie. It's really good.

That is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l81u-o​SIAp4


You were not wrong. She's got a voice like a mule, but it works in that song. Everything Miley Cyrus has done except for this and that Black Mirror episode (I'm probably the only one who liked it) has sucked extraordinary amounts of ass.
 
2020-11-23 1:34:56 PM  
I'm such a fool for you, Subby.
 
2020-11-23 1:37:56 PM  
My sister thinks cranberry juice "makes you have to pee" in relation to urinary tract infections and she'd rather drink water.  I tried to explain to her that it doesn't "make you have to pee" anymore than water does.  It's the acidity that makes it a no fun zone for bacteria and that's why it's recommended for that.  She still doesn't believe me.
 
2020-11-23 2:06:13 PM  
As long at it isn't that canned citric acid, gelatin, Red #5 and high-fructose-corn-syrup abomination like this

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It's so easy to make real cranberry sauce- water, cane sugar and of course cranberries.
 
2020-11-23 2:13:48 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: I'd eat Delores's cranberry like I'd stuff Martha's muffin.

To quote my GF, "Like they'd let you."


Which Martha? There were two of them.
 
2020-11-23 2:15:16 PM  

JohnHall: I'm using the opportunity to recommend Miley Cyrus's cover of Zombie. It's really good.

That is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l81u-o​SIAp4


Boo.
 
2020-11-23 2:33:03 PM  
Ah, FARK... such Ridiculous Thoughts.
 
2020-11-23 3:27:48 PM  
+1 subby, well played.
 
2020-11-23 3:44:47 PM  

FarkingSmurf: My sister thinks cranberry juice "makes you have to pee" in relation to urinary tract infections and she'd rather drink water.  I tried to explain to her that it doesn't "make you have to pee" anymore than water does.  It's the acidity that makes it a no fun zone for bacteria and that's why it's recommended for that.  She still doesn't believe me.


What was your advice to her regarding yeast infections
 
2020-11-23 4:09:08 PM  

chitownmike: FarkingSmurf: My sister thinks cranberry juice "makes you have to pee" in relation to urinary tract infections and she'd rather drink water.  I tried to explain to her that it doesn't "make you have to pee" anymore than water does.  It's the acidity that makes it a no fun zone for bacteria and that's why it's recommended for that.  She still doesn't believe me.

What was your advice to her regarding yeast infections


Make artisan bread and/or beer.  Probably beer.  I would not be a taste tester or customer.
 
2020-11-23 4:48:45 PM  

Day_Old_Dutchie: It's so easy to make real cranberry sauce- water, cane sugar and of course cranberries.


IF you add enough sugar, almost anything will begin to seem edible.

I have my doubts regarding cranberries.  To me, they taste a bit like crunchy battery acid.
 
2020-11-24 9:52:16 AM  

Prank Call of Cthulhu: JohnHall: I'm using the opportunity to recommend Miley Cyrus's cover of Zombie. It's really good.

That is all.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l81u-o​SIAp4

You were not wrong. She's got a voice like a mule, but it works in that song. Everything Miley Cyrus has done except for this and that Black Mirror episode (I'm probably the only one who liked it) has sucked extraordinary amounts of ass.


I thought her version of Jolene is quite good, too.
8.5.2
 
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