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2020-11-23 9:30:45 AM  
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2020-11-23 9:57:27 AM  

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Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.
 
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2020-11-23 10:11:43 AM  
I'm really hoping that the birthing the baby thing is obvious and merely unstated but this being 2020 I don't feel I can make that assumption.
 
2020-11-23 10:59:42 AM  
I don't know why we'd bother?

Why should anyone care about these people except their families?

That's the problem nowadays. Who the fu*k cares if poop is coming out?
 
2020-11-23 11:14:31 AM  
There's a feeling in the air, that you can't get anywhere, 'cept Milwaukee.
 
2020-11-23 11:17:55 AM  
[Narrator 2067: "And that baby grew up to become third President of the Metropolitan United States."]
 
2020-11-23 11:18:36 AM  
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2020-11-23 11:18:48 AM  
Teens are going to have sex. That's going to happen. What we need to do is provide reliable, cheap/free contraception on demand to anyone that requests it.
 
2020-11-23 11:19:45 AM  

The Pope of Manwich Village: [Narrator 2067: "And that baby grew up to become third President of the Metropolitan United States."]


President Dwayne Elizondo Mountain Dew Herbert Camacho
 
2020-11-23 11:25:14 AM  

SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.


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And she's all grown up now
 
2020-11-23 11:25:41 AM  
And when the baby dies, the state will charge her with manslaughter.

Oh, wait, this is Wisconsin, not Alabama.
 
2020-11-23 11:26:21 AM  
is the shiatmitter judging the 14 year old for being pregnant?  i'm sure you know everything about this person.  maybe she was raped, maybe the condom broke and she is pro-life.  maybe she will give the child up for adoption.

but sure, be the judgemental fark you are.

my sister was raped at age 12.  my parents refused an abortion.  my sister was a national honors student and graduated high school 3rd in her class.

fark you.
 
2020-11-23 11:36:14 AM  
There was literally one bad decision, and that's by the asshole who chose to use a gun. Period. Nothing else in that headline is relevant.
 
2020-11-23 11:38:57 AM  

asciibaron: is the shiatmitter judging the 14 year old for being pregnant?  i'm sure you know everything about this person.  maybe she was raped, maybe the condom broke and she is pro-life.  maybe she will give the child up for adoption.

but sure, be the judgemental fark you are.

my sister was raped at age 12.  my parents refused an abortion.  my sister was a national honors student and graduated high school 3rd in her class.

fark you.


Jesus, there's almost as much to unpack here as there was in the article...
 
2020-11-23 11:39:11 AM  

Flagg99: There was literally one bad decision, and that's by the asshole who chose to use a gun. Period. Nothing else in that headline is relevant.


Well that was covered....speaking of bad decisions, I guess there's nothing left to do except rail subby's mom (again)
 
2020-11-23 11:39:21 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.

[Fark user image 500x582]

And she's all grown up now


That's a doll, right?

Honestly, I sometimes can't tell any more. The manufactured dolls look pretty real now and for some reason humans are getting really good at looking synthetic.
 
2020-11-23 11:40:46 AM  

madgonad: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.

[Fark user image 500x582]

And she's all grown up now

That's a doll, right?

Honestly, I sometimes can't tell any more. The manufactured dolls look pretty real now and for some reason humans are getting really good at looking synthetic.


It's the plastic bangs.
 
2020-11-23 11:40:55 AM  
Police looking for suspects. Does the Baby Daddy have alibi?
 
2020-11-23 11:43:15 AM  

undernova: madgonad: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.

[Fark user image 500x582]

And she's all grown up now

That's a doll, right?

Honestly, I sometimes can't tell any more. The manufactured dolls look pretty real now and for some reason humans are getting really good at looking synthetic.

It's the plastic bangs.


Yeah, I just googled. That is a picture of the living and breathing Rebecca. Well, at least she is legal now, so whatever she does to herself she has nobody else to blame.
 
2020-11-23 11:45:52 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.

[Fark user image image 500x582]

And she's all grown up now


Can't see how sharp her knees are though.  Guess I'll pass.

/studman69
 
2020-11-23 11:46:37 AM  

IlGreven: And when the baby dies, the state will charge her with manslaughter.

Oh, wait, this is Wisconsin, not Alabama.


Eh, outside of a few metro areas WI is basically AL.

/Wisconsinite
 
2020-11-23 11:49:19 AM  

asciibaron: is the shiatmitter judging the 14 year old for being pregnant?  i'm sure you know everything about this person.  maybe she was raped, maybe the condom broke and she is pro-life.  maybe she will give the child up for adoption.

but sure, be the judgemental fark you are.

my sister was raped at age 12.  my parents refused an abortion.  my sister was a national honors student and graduated high school 3rd in her class.

fark you.


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2020-11-23 11:49:40 AM  

undernova: asciibaron: is the shiatmitter judging the 14 year old for being pregnant?  i'm sure you know everything about this person.  maybe she was raped, maybe the condom broke and she is pro-life.  maybe she will give the child up for adoption.

but sure, be the judgemental fark you are.

my sister was raped at age 12.  my parents refused an abortion.  my sister was a national honors student and graduated high school 3rd in her class.

fark you.

Jesus, there's almost as much to unpack here as there was in the article...


I have them tagged as "bullshiatter."  Perhaps I'm wrong and they've lived a life chock full of amazingly-relevant-to-whatever-argumen​t-is-current stories.
 
2020-11-23 11:50:32 AM  

TheFoz: IlGreven: And when the baby dies, the state will charge her with manslaughter.

Oh, wait, this is Wisconsin, not Alabama.

Eh, outside of a few metro areas WI is basically AL.

/Wisconsinite


South Milwaukee girls were renowned for their talent and willingness to give the beej.

/went to college in Chicago
 
2020-11-23 11:51:14 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: undernova: asciibaron: is the shiatmitter judging the 14 year old for being pregnant?  i'm sure you know everything about this person.  maybe she was raped, maybe the condom broke and she is pro-life.  maybe she will give the child up for adoption.

but sure, be the judgemental fark you are.

my sister was raped at age 12.  my parents refused an abortion.  my sister was a national honors student and graduated high school 3rd in her class.

fark you.

Jesus, there's almost as much to unpack here as there was in the article...

I have them tagged as "bullshiatter."  Perhaps I'm wrong and they've lived a life chock full of amazingly-relevant-to-whatever-argumen​t-is-current stories.


They should have your username!
 
2020-11-23 11:51:36 AM  
FTA: "The victim in the shooting was a 14-year-old pregnant girl who was riding in a vehicle with friends when she was shot. She was rushed to the hospital and is expected to survive. The infant remains in critical condition."

I feel like the article is missing something here.  Did the injury put her into labor and she gave birth?  Or are they using "infant" to mean unborn child?

Also, the age of the passenger is irrelevant to the story, given the utter lack of detail regarding anything else.  Aside from the place and time, it's the only piece of information provided; not the type of car, number of occupants, description of suspect, type of weapon used, etc. etc.  It makes me think that was put into the article just to gin up outrage over the idea of a pregnant teen.  And if so, 10/10 I guess because it sure worked.

Just shiatty article-writing.
 
2020-11-23 11:51:47 AM  

NotThatGuyAgain: undernova: asciibaron: is the shiatmitter judging the 14 year old for being pregnant?  i'm sure you know everything about this person.  maybe she was raped, maybe the condom broke and she is pro-life.  maybe she will give the child up for adoption.

but sure, be the judgemental fark you are.

my sister was raped at age 12.  my parents refused an abortion.  my sister was a national honors student and graduated high school 3rd in her class.

fark you.

Jesus, there's almost as much to unpack here as there was in the article...

I have them tagged as "bullshiatter."  Perhaps I'm wrong and they've lived a life chock full of amazingly-relevant-to-whatever-argumen​t-is-current stories.


Every thread needs one!
 
2020-11-23 11:53:29 AM  

TheFoz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.

[Fark user image image 500x582]

And she's all grown up now

Can't see how sharp her knees are though.  Guess I'll pass.

/studman69


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Good news! It looks like her knees are not too sharp.
 
2020-11-23 11:55:10 AM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: TheFoz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.

[Fark user image image 500x582]

And she's all grown up now

Can't see how sharp her knees are though.  Guess I'll pass.

/studman69

[Fark user image image 700x463]

Good news! It looks like her knees are not too sharp.


Well damn you.

/I'll be in my bunk
 
2020-11-23 12:03:26 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: TheFoz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.

[Fark user image image 500x582]

And she's all grown up now

Can't see how sharp her knees are though.  Guess I'll pass.

/studman69

[Fark user image image 700x463]

Good news! It looks like her knees are not too sharp.


Someone knows how to use an angle grinder!
 
2020-11-23 12:05:34 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.

[Fark user image 500x582]

And she's all grown up now


Too old
 
2020-11-23 12:32:45 PM  
so, how is 'less cops on the street" working out for you...?
 
2020-11-23 12:34:04 PM  
Was the baby shot or premature?
 
2020-11-23 12:43:36 PM  

AeAe: Teens are going to have sex. That's going to happen. What we need to do is provide reliable, cheap/free contraception on demand to anyone that requests it.


WhY u HaTE jeSuS?
 
2020-11-23 12:50:03 PM  

NotThatGuyAgain: undernova: asciibaron: is the shiatmitter judging the 14 year old for being pregnant?  i'm sure you know everything about this person.  maybe she was raped, maybe the condom broke and she is pro-life.  maybe she will give the child up for adoption.

but sure, be the judgemental fark you are.

my sister was raped at age 12.  my parents refused an abortion.  my sister was a national honors student and graduated high school 3rd in her class.

fark you.

Jesus, there's almost as much to unpack here as there was in the article...

I have them tagged as "bullshiatter."  Perhaps I'm wrong and they've lived a life chock full of amazingly-relevant-to-whatever-argumen​t-is-current stories.


it's almost as if you've lived a sheltered life and don't understand that other people have done shiat.  welcome to fark.
 
2020-11-23 12:52:34 PM  

SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.


Fry Day!

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2020-11-23 1:05:41 PM  

Irresponsible Homeowner: I feel like the article is missing something here.  Did the injury put her into labor and she gave birth?  Or are they using "infant" to mean unborn child?


It's really poorly written. The way I see it there's five or more possibilities.

* She was shot but the baby was missed (shoulder, thigh, etc) and the resulting stress/hormones put her into labour.

* She was shot but the baby was missed and they decided to deliver the baby early because they didn't like the way the vitals looked (for her or baby or both).

* She was shot but the bullet hit the placenta (missing the baby). She was leaking amniotic fluid and the hospital went "okay we've gotta deliver this baby".

* She was shot and the baby was nicked (the amniotic fluid would slow the bullet down a bit I imagine) and they delivered the baby.

* She was shot and the baby is still inside her but the vitals are being watched like a hawk.
 
2020-11-23 1:09:09 PM  

asciibaron: NotThatGuyAgain: undernova: asciibaron: is the shiatmitter judging the 14 year old for being pregnant?  i'm sure you know everything about this person.  maybe she was raped, maybe the condom broke and she is pro-life.  maybe she will give the child up for adoption.

but sure, be the judgemental fark you are.

my sister was raped at age 12.  my parents refused an abortion.  my sister was a national honors student and graduated high school 3rd in her class.

fark you.

Jesus, there's almost as much to unpack here as there was in the article...

I have them tagged as "bullshiatter."  Perhaps I'm wrong and they've lived a life chock full of amazingly-relevant-to-whatever-argumen​t-is-current stories.

it's almost as if you've lived a sheltered life and don't understand that other people have done shiat.  welcome to fark.


Lol, what are you doing? You've been around long enough to know better. I'm surprised you can even type after nailing yourself so aggressively to that cross.
 
2020-11-23 1:33:15 PM  

Abe Vigoda's Ghost: TheFoz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.

[Fark user image image 500x582]

And she's all grown up now

Can't see how sharp her knees are though.  Guess I'll pass.

/studman69

[Fark user image 700x463]

Good news! It looks like her knees are not too sharp.


FYI: https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/09/entert​a​inment/rebecca-black-queer/index.html
 
2020-11-23 2:09:10 PM  
Q. You do you know you're a chav?
A. You're worried because your 12 year old daughter smokes ... and it might harm her baby.
 
2020-11-23 2:14:28 PM  

whither_apophis: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: TheFoz: Abe Vigoda's Ghost: SVC_conservative: NikolaiFarkoff: [Fark user image 658x370]

Shut your mouth, don't hate on Rebecca Black- Friday is the best damn song ever.

[Fark user image image 500x582]

And she's all grown up now

Can't see how sharp her knees are though.  Guess I'll pass.

/studman69

[Fark user image 700x463]

Good news! It looks like her knees are not too sharp.

FYI: https://www.cnn.com/2020/04/09/enterta​inment/rebecca-black-queer/index.html


So.  She's a little wierd CNN.
 
2020-11-23 2:28:59 PM  

Irresponsible Homeowner: FTA: "The victim in the shooting was a 14-year-old pregnant girl who was riding in a vehicle with friends when she was shot. She was rushed to the hospital and is expected to survive. The infant remains in critical condition."

I feel like the article is missing something here.  Did the injury put her into labor and she gave birth?  Or are they using "infant" to mean unborn child?

Also, the age of the passenger is irrelevant to the story, given the utter lack of detail regarding anything else.  Aside from the place and time, it's the only piece of information provided; not the type of car, number of occupants, description of suspect, type of weapon used, etc. etc.  It makes me think that was put into the article just to gin up outrage over the idea of a pregnant teen.  And if so, 10/10 I guess because it sure worked.

Just shiatty article-writing.


Is this more clear?
The victim in the shooting was a 14-year-old girl who was riding in a vehicle with friends when she was shot. She was rushed to the hospital and is expected to survive. The infant remains in critical condition.
 
2020-11-23 2:46:48 PM  
Even if she wasn't shot, she's already a victim.
 
2020-11-23 2:55:23 PM  

AeAe: Teens are going to have sex. That's going to happen. What we need to do is provide reliable, cheap/free contraception on demand to anyone that requests it.


Criminals are going to shoot people. That's going to happen. What we need to do is provide reliable, cheap/free body armor on demand to anyone that requests it.
 
2020-11-23 2:56:15 PM  

Flagg99: There was literally one bad decision, and that's by the asshole who chose to use a gun. Period. Nothing else in that headline is relevant.


Plague rat like typing detected.
 
2020-11-23 2:58:38 PM  

IlGreven: And when the baby dies, the state will charge her with manslaughter.

Oh, wait, this is Wisconsin, not Alabama.


Even in Alabama, she isn't getting charged unless the other folks in the car are doing felonies.

The shooter, on the other hand...
 
2020-11-23 2:59:14 PM  

AgentKGB: Irresponsible Homeowner: I feel like the article is missing something here.  Did the injury put her into labor and she gave birth?  Or are they using "infant" to mean unborn child?

It's really poorly written. The way I see it there's five or more possibilities.

* She was shot but the baby was missed (shoulder, thigh, etc) and the resulting stress/hormones put her into labour.

* She was shot but the baby was missed and they decided to deliver the baby early because they didn't like the way the vitals looked (for her or baby or both).

* She was shot but the bullet hit the placenta (missing the baby). She was leaking amniotic fluid and the hospital went "okay we've gotta deliver this baby".

* She was shot and the baby was nicked (the amniotic fluid would slow the bullet down a bit I imagine) and they delivered the baby.

* She was shot and the baby is still inside her but the vitals are being watched like a hawk.


If the baby got nicked, their street cred will be massive.
 
2020-11-23 3:04:52 PM  

farkstorm: Irresponsible Homeowner: FTA: "The victim in the shooting was a 14-year-old pregnant girl who was riding in a vehicle with friends when she was shot. She was rushed to the hospital and is expected to survive. The infant remains in critical condition."

I feel like the article is missing something here.  Did the injury put her into labor and she gave birth?  Or are they using "infant" to mean unborn child?

Also, the age of the passenger is irrelevant to the story, given the utter lack of detail regarding anything else.  Aside from the place and time, it's the only piece of information provided; not the type of car, number of occupants, description of suspect, type of weapon used, etc. etc.  It makes me think that was put into the article just to gin up outrage over the idea of a pregnant teen.  And if so, 10/10 I guess because it sure worked.

Just shiatty article-writing.

Is this more clear?
The victim in the shooting was a 14-year-old girl who was riding in a vehicle with friends when she was shot. She was rushed to the hospital and is expected to survive. The infant remains in critical condition.


One piece of information we need is did the bullet come from inside or outside the car? If inside, the possibilities range from stupidity, to a bad drug deal, to DV. If outside, it could be robbery or rivalry. 

In any event, she was in the wrong place at the wrong time.
 
2020-11-23 4:02:15 PM  

undernova: asciibaron: NotThatGuyAgain: undernova: asciibaron: is the shiatmitter judging the 14 year old for being pregnant?  i'm sure you know everything about this person.  maybe she was raped, maybe the condom broke and she is pro-life.  maybe she will give the child up for adoption.

but sure, be the judgemental fark you are.

my sister was raped at age 12.  my parents refused an abortion.  my sister was a national honors student and graduated high school 3rd in her class.

fark you.

Jesus, there's almost as much to unpack here as there was in the article...

I have them tagged as "bullshiatter."  Perhaps I'm wrong and they've lived a life chock full of amazingly-relevant-to-whatever-argumen​t-is-current stories.

it's almost as if you've lived a sheltered life and don't understand that other people have done shiat.  welcome to fark.

Lol, what are you doing? You've been around long enough to know better. I'm surprised you can even type after nailing yourself so aggressively to that cross.


i'm fine, i don't talk to my family.
 
2020-11-23 4:06:42 PM  

Another Government Employee: In any event, she was in the wrong place at the wrong time.


Sounds more as if the was in the wrong place at the right time, or perhaps the right place at the wrong time.
 
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