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(Twitter)   The Kraken releases a statement explaining that she never was part of the Trump legal team, she's just protecting us from Serbian communism on her own dime   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-11-23 9:25:41 AM  
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2020-11-23 9:29:13 AM  
So in other words, she was never on team trump, but they allowed her on stage with them, to speak in front of them, and for them.

So rudy will let just anybody up there?  How about if we take a collection and send Mike_Lowell to get on stage at the next press conference rudy holds.
 
2020-11-23 9:30:43 AM  
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2020-11-23 9:31:16 AM  
Nothing about precious bodily fluids?
 
2020-11-23 9:34:08 AM  

Gubbo: Nothing about precious bodily fluids?


You have to subscribe to her Patreon to hear the Real Truth.
 
2020-11-23 9:36:37 AM  
Never in the history of the world has this been more appropriate:

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2020-11-23 9:36:38 AM  
Attorney-Client privilege assertions are going to be wild.
 
2020-11-23 9:36:56 AM  

BizarreMan: So in other words, she was never on team trump


Despite Trump tweeting that she was, and despite an official pronouncement from the Trump campaign that said she was?
 
2020-11-23 9:38:07 AM  
Where's the Kraken?
 
2020-11-23 9:38:20 AM  

BizarreMan: So in other words, she was never on team trump, but they allowed her on stage with them, to speak in front of them, and for them.

So rudy will let just anybody up there?  How about if we take a collection and send Mike_Lowell to get on stage at the next press conference rudy holds.


From another source:

"This is representative of our legal team," Giuliani said at the event. "We're representing President Trump and we're representing the Trump campaign. When I finish, Sidney Powell and then Jenna Ellis will follow me." Powell herself has been working out an office at the Trump campaign's headquarters.

Ellis referred to Powell as a member of "the President's national legal team" just last week. Trump himself said last week that Powell had been "added to our other wonderful lawyers and representatives."


This is better than Blumhouse's "The Lie."  The lies compound themselves on an hourly basis.
 
2020-11-23 9:38:24 AM  
Remember, she is also one of Mike Flynn's attorneys... so this is the high caliber of legal defense that he's getting as well
 
2020-11-23 9:39:00 AM  
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2020-11-23 9:43:05 AM  

Jake Havechek: Where's the Kraken?


The Karenraken
 
2020-11-23 9:50:20 AM  
There's always a tweet.  This one aged about as well as rotting carp left in the sun:

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2020-11-23 9:52:15 AM  

Jake Havechek: Where's the Kraken?


Under the crack pipe.
 
2020-11-23 9:57:00 AM  
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2020-11-23 9:57:58 AM  
She was Sacha Baron Cohen in drag this whole time!
 
2020-11-23 9:59:10 AM  

Jake Havechek: Where's the Kraken?


Sydney Powell forgot to check its immigration status.
 
2020-11-23 9:59:45 AM  
Neither Trump nor the campaign is her client, but she still plans on filing a yuge lawsuit.  So who's the client?

And no, "Mur'ca" is not an answer.
 
2020-11-23 9:59:54 AM  

OldRod: BizarreMan: So in other words, she was never on team trump

Despite Trump tweeting that she was, and despite an official pronouncement from the Trump campaign that said she was?


Ah, the old Schrödinger's lawyer play.  Brilliant.
 
2020-11-23 10:00:17 AM  
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2020-11-23 10:00:47 AM  

Jake Havechek: [Fark user image 425x239]


Someone posted this on Twitter:

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No less than three Trumpers mocked the image by pointing out "that is not the Kraken!"
 
2020-11-23 10:01:03 AM  

BizarreMan: So in other words, she was never on team trump, but they allowed her on stage with them, to speak in front of them, and for them.

So rudy will let just anybody up there?  How about if we take a collection and send Mike_Lowell to get on stage at the next press conference rudy holds.


I'll donate $5 to the trump campaign if they let that happen.
 
2020-11-23 10:01:16 AM  

OldRod: Remember, she is also one of Mike Flynn's attorneys... so this is the high caliber of legal defense that he's getting as well


Well he's not in jail nor is he going to be in jail. Considering his obvious guilt i would say thats impressive.
 
2020-11-23 10:01:44 AM  
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2020-11-23 10:01:45 AM  

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That is not how Philosoraptor works
 
2020-11-23 10:01:46 AM  
Milosevic did more to sour the term "socialism"  than any warrior against Serbian Communism.
 
2020-11-23 10:02:05 AM  

BizarreMan: So in other words, she was never on team trump, but they allowed her on stage with them, to speak in front of them, and for them.

So rudy will let just anybody up there?  How about if we take a collection and send Mike_Lowell to get on stage at the next press conference rudy holds.


Think of it as a token of professional respect for a fellow grifter.
 
2020-11-23 10:02:10 AM  

Original: Original Tweet:

KyleWOrton: Statement from Sidney Powell accepting the Trumpian distancing, while saying she won't be letting the "Republic ... be stolen by communists from without and within or our votes altered or manipulated by foreign actors in Hong Kong, Iran, Venezuela, or Serbia". So that's fine. https://t.co/LmrOdiQKle


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....she is even too crazy for the derailed Trump Train - she needs to re-examine every aspect of her life.
 
2020-11-23 10:02:17 AM  
There's gotta be a mental calculation going on with these pieces of shiat. Any publicity is good right? I hope in the following years, every lick boot that jumped on the Trump train that sits down for a job interview somewhere gets laughed out of at least one room.
 
2020-11-23 10:02:22 AM  
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2020-11-23 10:02:37 AM  
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2020-11-23 10:02:39 AM  
How is the new Clash of the Titans movie getting more memes instead of the Classic Clash of the Titans?  It's a travesty!
 
2020-11-23 10:03:55 AM  
Kyle Orton?

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2020-11-23 10:04:24 AM  

BizarreMan: So in other words, she was never on team trump, but they allowed her on stage with them, to speak in front of them, and for them.

So rudy will let just anybody up there?  How about if we take a collection and send Mike_Lowell to get on stage at the next press conference rudy holds.


Lewis Black
George Takei
Patton Oswalt
Keith Olbermann
Sacha Baron Cohen

the possibilities are endless.
 
2020-11-23 10:04:29 AM  
You know, with all this going on, I'm personally starting to feel disenfranchised.

But I'm not an (R) so it doesn't matter, I guess.
 
2020-11-23 10:04:31 AM  

OldRod: BizarreMan: So in other words, she was never on team trump

Despite Trump tweeting that she was, and despite an official pronouncement from the Trump campaign that said she was?


We are at war with Eastasia.  We have always been at war with Eastasia
 
2020-11-23 10:04:39 AM  

Professor_Doctor: Attorney-Client privilege assertions are going to be wild.


"she never worked for me but everything she doesn't is under xecutive privalidge"

/almost looks like are real D2S twit, eh?
 
2020-11-23 10:04:39 AM  
 
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2020-11-23 10:04:54 AM  
Anagrams of Sidney Powell:
✅ I densely plow
✅ slowly peed in
✅ is lewdly open
 
2020-11-23 10:04:55 AM  
There is so much evidence that it will take them 9-11 years to add it all up.
 
2020-11-23 10:05:29 AM  
I don't know, guys, she says the evidence she's compiling is overwhelming.

I know every other time anyone associated with trump claimed they had evidence, it was either a complete fabrication or a grossly misrepresented pile of shiat, but this time I think it's serious.

And I know she said she'll be filing this week, but given the holiday it will probably be delayed. Let's not pass judgment until then, ok? I'm betting we'll see everything in about.... two weeks.
 
2020-11-23 10:05:30 AM  

NewportBarGuy: Jake Havechek: Where's the Kraken?

The Karenraken


The Krakaren?
 
2020-11-23 10:07:18 AM  
A request for donations at the end of her statement.  So more grifting.  My shocked face, imagine it.
 
2020-11-23 10:11:19 AM  
Ignore her slander of Serbia. It's a great place.

/Zajecarsko <3
 
2020-11-23 10:11:58 AM  

serfdood: A request for donations at the end of her statement.  So more grifting.  My shocked face, imagine it.


Which is probably the real reason she was booted - she's crowdfunding from the same pool of people as Trump, and Trump needs that money to pay campaign debts/siphon off into "campaign expenses".
 
2020-11-23 10:12:02 AM  
She forgot to add Aliens, because it's always aliens...
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2020-11-23 10:13:16 AM  
Serbia? I mean I know it's all conspiracy theory nonsense, but what twisted, stygian logic are they using to throw Serbia in the mix?
 
2020-11-23 10:14:02 AM  

BizarreMan: So rudy will let just anybody up there? How about if we take a collection and send Mike_Lowell to get on stage at the next press conference rudy holds.


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2020-11-23 10:14:17 AM  
So, another administration official under the bus who nobody has ever heard of and probably just got the coffee or something. The total of those must be over a thousand by now.
 
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