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4069 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2020 at 1:10 PM (9 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-23 12:04:44 PM  
COVID laughs at your euphemisms.  But glad they're doing something, regardless of what arbitrary name you want to give to it.
 
2020-11-23 12:14:52 PM  
According to Sisolak, Nevadans and visitors are required to wear a mask at all times, whether indoors or outdoors, when not in the presence of someone who is part of their household.


so you have to wear a mask when you are home alone?
 
2020-11-23 1:12:27 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: According to Sisolak, Nevadans and visitors are required to wear a mask at all times, whether indoors or outdoors, when not in the presence of someone who is part of their household.


so you have to wear a mask when you are home alone?


You're not part of your household?

\ Weird.
 
2020-11-23 1:13:44 PM  
"All available models indicate that Nevada is in a "red zone"

So immediate loading and unloading of passengers only?
 
2020-11-23 1:15:40 PM  
%%
We can't return we can only look behind
From where we came
And go round and round and round
In the circle game
%%
 
2020-11-23 1:18:32 PM  

dothemath: "All available models indicate that Nevada is in a "red zone"

So immediate loading and unloading of passengers only?


That's the white zone.

/you wanted me to get an abortion
 
2020-11-23 1:19:07 PM  
the house wins.
 
2020-11-23 1:20:18 PM  
I didn't notice it in the article, but the governor recently tested positive himself.
 
2020-11-23 1:20:35 PM  
I like the part requiring reservations for all dining in restaurants including fast food.

Next time I have a first date at McDonald's she had better not complain about it being low class considering what I had to do just to get a table at this place.
 
2020-11-23 1:26:17 PM  

snoopy2zero: I like the part requiring reservations for all dining in restaurants including fast food.

Next time I have a first date at McDonald's she had better not complain about it being low class considering what I had to do just to get a table at this place.


If you really want to impress her by going somewhere expensive, take her to the McDs at the airport.
 
2020-11-23 1:34:02 PM  

undernova: dothemath: "All available models indicate that Nevada is in a "red zone"

So immediate loading and unloading of passengers only?

That's the white zone.

/you wanted me to get an abortion


Airplane! 1980 White zone - Red zone 🔴 UNCUT
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2020-11-23 1:35:57 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Dead for Tax Reasons: According to Sisolak, Nevadans and visitors are required to wear a mask at all times, whether indoors or outdoors, when not in the presence of someone who is part of their household.


so you have to wear a mask when you are home alone?

You're not part of your household?

\ Weird.


you are in the presence of yourself?

/weird
 
2020-11-23 2:03:08 PM  

Dead for Tax Reasons: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Dead for Tax Reasons: According to Sisolak, Nevadans and visitors are required to wear a mask at all times, whether indoors or outdoors, when not in the presence of someone who is part of their household.


so you have to wear a mask when you are home alone?

You're not part of your household?

\ Weird.

you are in the presence of yourself?

/weird


I've been trying to get away from myself for my whole life, but the bastard just won't leave me alone.

/ normal.
 
2020-11-23 2:12:03 PM  
I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account:  I've been trying to get away from myself for my whole life, but the bastard just won't leave me alone.

I once managed to lose my own shadow.  Had to return to the Darling house to get it sewn back on.
 
2020-11-23 2:20:44 PM  
Oh lawdy, I looked at the Faux News comments, Ray.
Tl;dr: everything bad is the libs, everything good is you.
 
2020-11-23 2:46:51 PM  

I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Dead for Tax Reasons: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Dead for Tax Reasons: According to Sisolak, Nevadans and visitors are required to wear a mask at all times, whether indoors or outdoors, when not in the presence of someone who is part of their household.


so you have to wear a mask when you are home alone?

You're not part of your household?

\ Weird.

you are in the presence of yourself?

/weird

I've been trying to get away from myself for my whole life, but the bastard just won't leave me alone.

/ normal.


And now he never has to wear a mask around you.
 
2020-11-23 2:58:39 PM  

roofmonkey: Oh lawdy, I looked at the Faux News comments, Ray.
Tl;dr: everything bad is the libs, everything good is you.


Thank God that kind of partisanship could never happen on this website.
 
2020-11-23 3:10:15 PM  
Nevada isn't doing well, but there are plenty of states doing worse. What are they doing?

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2020-11-23 3:25:29 PM  

covfefe: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Dead for Tax Reasons: I hereby demand that I be given a Fark account: Dead for Tax Reasons: According to Sisolak, Nevadans and visitors are required to wear a mask at all times, whether indoors or outdoors, when not in the presence of someone who is part of their household.


so you have to wear a mask when you are home alone?

You're not part of your household?

\ Weird.

you are in the presence of yourself?

/weird

I've been trying to get away from myself for my whole life, but the bastard just won't leave me alone.

/ normal.

And now he never has to wear a mask around you.


What about Harvey?
 
2020-11-23 3:45:22 PM  

snoopy2zero: I like the part requiring reservations for all dining in restaurants including fast food.

Next time I have a first date at McDonald's she had better not complain about it being low class considering what I had to do just to get a table at this place.


Indeed.
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2020-11-23 4:07:19 PM  

Prof. Frink: snoopy2zero: I like the part requiring reservations for all dining in restaurants including fast food.

Next time I have a first date at McDonald's she had better not complain about it being low class considering what I had to do just to get a table at this place.

Indeed.
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You let a lady order from outside the value menu it comes with certian "implications"

Throw in a boat ride  its a guarantee.....

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