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2020-11-23 11:08:26 AM  
I see Subby has attended one of my family holidays.

/ cops were called once
 
2020-11-23 3:33:48 PM  
A 20-year-old woman was dead after being shot in the buttocks?  Is that some new slang for "the lobby"?
 
2020-11-23 3:35:03 PM  
THANKS, TRUMP!
 
2020-11-23 3:40:24 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: I see Subby has attended one of my family holidays.

/ cops were called once


Nice family you got there... NOT
 
2020-11-23 3:44:11 PM  
A 20-year-old woman who was shot in the buttocks

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2020-11-23 3:46:45 PM  
I have a friend who was in a similar predicament.
 
2020-11-23 3:49:14 PM  
This is absolutely not the fault of gun manufacturers, Sellers, and owners it's just an absolute coincidence.
Guns don't kill people people kill people.
🙄
 
2020-11-23 4:03:40 PM  
Was it someone shooting plague rats?
 
2020-11-23 4:13:14 PM  
Shooter was probably one of those hipsters.
 
2020-11-23 4:23:05 PM  
Never heard of a fatal GSW to the ass.
 
2020-11-23 4:35:35 PM  

Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: I see Subby has attended one of my family holidays.

/ cops were called once


Amateur.
 
2020-11-23 4:37:20 PM  
"The party then moved to the Bedford Stuyvesant address - but not before a 17-year-old identified as a reputed gang member was shot."

"It's unknown what the motive was and what the reason was why he was shot and/or who shot him," Kemper said. "But after the party was dispersed, it was relocated to this location right down the street, which is in Bedford-Stuyvesant."

"Nothing rips apart the anatomy of the community and belief in trust and safety than gun violence," Adams said. "This block is traumatized, traumatized, and the community is going to be traumatized in the 75th Precinct"


Traumatized, but not too traumatized to just move the party down the street after the first kid was shot...

/Tots and pears
 
2020-11-23 5:09:48 PM  

SanityIsAFullTimeJob: Shooter was probably one of those hipsters.


I believe someone who shoots from the hip would be referred to as a "gunslinger".
 
2020-11-23 9:41:31 PM  

lolmao500: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: I see Subby has attended one of my family holidays.

/ cops were called once

Nice family you got there... NOT


Oh I am aware
 
2020-11-23 9:41:40 PM  

IRestoreFurniture: Visual Howlaround Title Sequence: I see Subby has attended one of my family holidays.

/ cops were called once

Amateur.


Nice.
 
2020-11-23 9:42:28 PM  

lolmao500: Was it someone shooting plague rats?


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2020-11-23 9:42:58 PM  

dothemath: I have a friend who was in a similar predicament.


It was because of his testicles were caught in a chair, wasn't it?
 
2020-11-23 9:44:30 PM  
Based on subby's tagline I think I might be immortal.
 
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