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2020-11-23 9:13:35 AM  
It's just a grift to the left.
🎶
 
2020-11-23 9:38:48 AM  
FOR THE EMPEROR!
 
2020-11-23 10:08:24 AM  
Wouldn't the Space Marines be part of the Space Navy?
 
2020-11-23 10:30:36 AM  
Have they ever been mistaken for a man?
 
2020-11-23 10:41:24 AM  
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2020-11-23 10:41:31 AM  

Combustion: Have they ever been mistaken for a man?


Have you?
 
2020-11-23 10:41:40 AM  
Finally, we're going to be protected from the bastards from Mars.
 
2020-11-23 10:43:35 AM  
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I'm all for Patrick Warburton getting more screen time
 
2020-11-23 10:46:01 AM  
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2020-11-23 10:50:10 AM  

Atomic Jonb: FOR THE EMPEROR!


Blood for the blood god!  Lower lumbar support and plush cushions for the skull throne!
 
2020-11-23 10:52:31 AM  
Would you like to know more?
Yes.
--> Fark you.
 
2020-11-23 10:52:52 AM  

bearded clamorer: Wouldn't the Space Marines be part of the Space Navy?


No. Every Space Marine chapter is an organisation in itself, separate from the Navis Imperialis.
 
2020-11-23 10:53:38 AM  
It's a trick, NASA just needs someone to police call the ISS
 
2020-11-23 10:54:36 AM  
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Bunch of space marines are attacking us.  Fire the lasers!
No!  Put on a space suit and go out and shoot at them.
But the lasers are right here!
You don't do the budget, Terry!
 
2020-11-23 10:55:26 AM  

Combustion: Have they ever been mistaken for a man?


Have *you*?


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But seriously, we're not going to go right to the Astartes.  Gotta go through the USCM stage first.

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If you like the Aliens-verse, this is a great book:

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https://www.amazon.com/Aliens-Colonia​l​-Marines-Technical-Manual/dp/178116131​3
 
2020-11-23 10:56:16 AM  
Space marines with horns?

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2020-11-23 10:59:29 AM  
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Hmmm...that's one doomed Space Marine.
 
2020-11-23 11:07:26 AM  
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if someone needs to be promoted to Master General 1st class or whatever just promote them.  don't make up a nonsense division so they have something to "command" so they can be promoted. It's just an even bigger waste of money and other resources.
 
2020-11-23 11:10:13 AM  

Combustion: Have they ever been mistaken for a man?


Have you?
 
2020-11-23 11:28:06 AM  

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The Imperial Fists ... * snicker *

/ Iron Warriors are where it's at
// actually haven't played in almost 10 years now
/// third slashie for scared number
 
2020-11-23 11:31:02 AM  

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Bunch of space marines are attacking us.  Fire the lasers!
No!  Put on a space suit and go out and shoot at them.
But the lasers are right here!
You don't do the budget, Terry!


Damn you!

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2020-11-23 11:35:23 AM  
They're going to have build some kind of compartment where Marines can't break anything and we all know that's impossible. Given 5 minutes left alone a Marine could break a ball bearing.
 
2020-11-23 11:35:51 AM  
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The Imperial Fists ... * snicker *

Be thankful it wasn't the Ultrasmurfs.
 
2020-11-23 11:53:18 AM  
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2020-11-23 12:00:28 PM  
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And don't forget your special dollars.
 
2020-11-23 12:04:07 PM  
DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!

/Am I doing it rite?
 
2020-11-23 12:04:45 PM  
Marines in space?
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2020-11-23 12:10:50 PM  

Parthenogenetic: Combustion: Have they ever been mistaken for a man?

Have *you*?


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But seriously, we're not going to go right to the Astartes.  Gotta go through the USCM stage first.

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If you like the Aliens-verse, this is a great book:

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https://www.amazon.com/Aliens-Colonial​-Marines-Technical-Manual/dp/178116131​3


*phone rings

"Hey Ash, it's x, your grant officer."

"What's going wrong now?"

"Nothing, actually there's a new priority project.  DoD/darpa stuff."

"What is the project scope?"

"It's for Space Force... You know that UK company with space marines?"

"Uhuh"

"They want space marines."

"..."

"Renewable indefinitely."

"And timescale on deliverables?"

"Best effort only."

"Okay, let's be honest here.  If I get the grant it better be renewed until I retire because there's no way I can publish or get another grant submitted without it being laughed out of the study section."
 
2020-11-23 12:15:36 PM  
Good!  Now we have some laser blast sponges.
 
2020-11-23 12:35:56 PM  
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2020-11-23 12:38:24 PM  

Nurglitch: DEATH TO THE FALSE EMPEROR!

/Am I doing it rite?


Yes, child of Father Nurgle you are.
 
2020-11-23 12:49:44 PM  

Wave Of Anal Fury: Finally, we're going to be protected from the bastards from Mars.


Bobbie was by far the best, most interesting character in those books.
 
2020-11-23 12:49:47 PM  

AintNoAmoeba: Marines in space?
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Forget a second season of Firefly, I want this.
 
2020-11-23 1:20:08 PM  

vudukungfu: It's just a grift to the left.
🎶


and pork to the riiiigggggghhhhhttttt.
 
2020-11-23 1:22:59 PM  
R.I.P. Sergeant Knox

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Semper Fi, you big lug!
 
2020-11-23 1:28:04 PM  

morg: They're going to have build some kind of compartment where Marines can't break anything and we all know that's impossible. Given 5 minutes left alone a Marine could break a ball bearing.


Crayons work in space, right?

Food source covered.
 
2020-11-23 5:20:18 PM  

JustHereForThePics: morg: They're going to have build some kind of compartment where Marines can't break anything and we all know that's impossible. Given 5 minutes left alone a Marine could break a ball bearing.

Crayons work in space, right?

Food source covered.


Only for the officers.
 
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