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2020-11-23 9:24:31 AM  
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2020-11-23 12:07:08 PM  

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2020-11-23 1:02:03 PM  
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2020-11-23 1:04:09 PM  

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I was thinking more along the lines of....
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2020-11-23 1:04:24 PM  
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2020-11-23 1:05:11 PM  
We have a great video library of his hands...

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2020-11-23 1:06:38 PM  
Yeah, it's creative and all, but just where was he gonna go?
 
2020-11-23 1:07:48 PM  
"Procuring implements of escape"
 
2020-11-23 1:09:02 PM  
Sounds like he needs a lawyer.

If only we knew someone who had experience and knowledge with picking locks, as well as legal training and credentials.  A "lock picking lawyer", if you will.
 
2020-11-23 1:10:30 PM  
Came for LPL jokes.

Left with the pick BosnianBill helped make.
 
2020-11-23 1:10:52 PM  

tyyreaunn: Sounds like he needs a lawyer.

If only we knew someone who had experience and knowledge with picking locks, as well as legal training and credentials.  A "lock picking lawyer", if you will.


That dude is freakishly good. I'm a licensed locksmith, have been for years, but his picking skills put me to shame.
 
2020-11-23 1:11:09 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Yeah, it's creative and all, but just where was he gonna go?


Considering that he did this while guards were watching, I going to go out on a limb a say we are not dealing with a criminal mastermind in this instance.
 
2020-11-23 1:11:33 PM  

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Of course, he may just have been out of paperclips.
 
2020-11-23 1:14:09 PM  
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2020-11-23 1:29:25 PM  

Sword and Shield: tyyreaunn: Sounds like he needs a lawyer.

If only we knew someone who had experience and knowledge with picking locks, as well as legal training and credentials.  A "lock picking lawyer", if you will.

That dude is freakishly good. I'm a licensed locksmith, have been for years, but his picking skills put me to shame.


He didn't actually pick anything. He blocked the mechanism with a hunk of carton, then popped it open. An old trick that yielded him absolutely nothing as there was no way to flee in fact, being in the jailhouse.
 
2020-11-23 1:43:29 PM  

Sword and Shield: tyyreaunn: Sounds like he needs a lawyer.

If only we knew someone who had experience and knowledge with picking locks, as well as legal training and credentials.  A "lock picking lawyer", if you will.

That dude is freakishly good. I'm a licensed locksmith, have been for years, but his picking skills put me to shame.


I like the ones where he picks locks with tools that are not used for picking locks like a red bull can or a lego mini fig.
 
2020-11-23 1:43:52 PM  
This reminds me of the way that infectious bacteria evolve to counter antibiotics, believe it or not.

Prisoner (medical researcher) finds a technique (new antibiotic) to pick a lock and open a door (kill the bacteria).

Prison guard (resistant bacteria) sees this happening, stops it, and orders new pick resistant locks for the prison cells (spreads antibiotic resistance to the rest of the infectious bacteria).

Prisoner (medical researcher) has to now find a new technique (new antibiotic) to pick a lock and open a door (kill the resistant bacteria).

///slashies!
 
2020-11-23 1:44:59 PM  

MellowMauiMan: Sword and Shield: tyyreaunn: Sounds like he needs a lawyer.

If only we knew someone who had experience and knowledge with picking locks, as well as legal training and credentials.  A "lock picking lawyer", if you will.

That dude is freakishly good. I'm a licensed locksmith, have been for years, but his picking skills put me to shame.

He didn't actually pick anything. He blocked the mechanism with a hunk of carton, then popped it open. An old trick that yielded him absolutely nothing as there was no way to flee in fact, being in the jailhouse.


He didn't, but LPL sure does.
 
2020-11-23 1:54:58 PM  

Moosedick Gladys Greengroin: Yeah, it's creative and all, but just where was he gonna go?


20th level rogue.
Rolled a nat 20 on the lockpicking check.
Rolled a 1 on the wisdom check.
 
2020-11-23 1:56:25 PM  

groppet: Sword and Shield: tyyreaunn: Sounds like he needs a lawyer.

If only we knew someone who had experience and knowledge with picking locks, as well as legal training and credentials.  A "lock picking lawyer", if you will.

That dude is freakishly good. I'm a licensed locksmith, have been for years, but his picking skills put me to shame.

I like the ones where he picks locks with tools that are not used for picking locks like a red bull can or a lego mini fig.


I used to carry a soda can pick in my wallet, since it takes up zero space, and used it (to help people) way more than I thought I would. It's also a great party trick - if you like making your friends leery of you.
 
2020-11-23 2:06:29 PM  
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2020-11-23 2:11:55 PM  

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Of course, he may just have been out of paperclips.


What type of Ford (maybe GM, can't tell for sure) piece of meh is that?  Not exactly the car a famous actor typically drives.
 
2020-11-23 2:49:38 PM  
[919] Prison Break! Huge Prison Locks Opened in Seconds
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2020-11-23 2:50:09 PM  
Give him credit for his effort.
 
2020-11-23 3:15:57 PM  
LPL just opened an online storefront and immediately sold out of everything. It's crazy.
 
2020-11-24 3:53:50 AM  

tyyreaunn: Sounds like he needs a lawyer.

If only we knew someone who had experience and knowledge with picking locks, as well as legal training and credentials.  A "lock picking lawyer", if you will.


Came for that, leaving satisfied... with dogs chasing me and a helicopter overhead.
 
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