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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer Lopez wore a rather risque, revealing fishnet bodysuit for her performance at the VMAs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-11-23 5:43:24 PM  
7 votes:

Fano: Sergeant Angle: So.  You think she shaves down there?

I think she plucks her asshole


No, A Rod has a full head of hair.
 
2020-11-23 12:21:13 PM  
6 votes:

Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?


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"Did somebody call?"
 
2020-11-23 12:32:37 PM  
4 votes:
Reading this thread after reading say, an Elizabeth Hurley thread, is quite revealing.
 
2020-11-23 12:08:54 PM  
4 votes:

QFarker: The TV news this morning had 10 seconds about this.  No mention at all of her singing, just about the outfit.

So.  Did she actually sing?  Or was this just a test to see if that mesh outfit could hold everything in?


What's important is that she will burn in hell
 
2020-11-23 5:01:30 PM  
3 votes:
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2020-11-23 3:20:07 PM  
3 votes:

WilderKWight: And yet she's still a horrible person who treats underlings and "common" folk like garbage.


FETU
/Farkers for the Ethical Treatment of Underlings
 
2020-11-23 12:31:12 PM  
3 votes:

gunga galunga: "I ran into Jennifer Lopez on the street and we had a lovely talk. What a friendly, open, down-to-earth person".

Something said by nobody in the history of anything ever.

Ties with "I ran into Dolly Parton on the street and she cussed me out for even trying to talk to her. What a total, conceited biatch."


Dolly Parton peed on my dog.

Hate that lady
 
2020-11-23 12:20:47 PM  
3 votes:

LewDux: QFarker: The TV news this morning had 10 seconds about this.  No mention at all of her singing, just about the outfit.

So.  Did she actually sing?  Or was this just a test to see if that mesh outfit could hold everything in?

What's important is that she will burn in hell


Bevets' return everyone!
 
2020-11-23 12:07:50 PM  
3 votes:
Exodus 20:26
And you shall not go up by steps to my altar, that your nakedness be not exposed on it.

Isaiah 47:3
Your nakedness shall be uncovered, and your disgrace shall be seen. I will take vengeance, and I will spare no one.

Exodus 28:42
You shall make for them linen undergarments to cover their naked flesh. They shall reach from the hips to the thighs;
 
2020-11-23 4:28:47 PM  
2 votes:

chitownmike: Sergeant Angle: So.  You think she shaves down there?

Her feet?


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Looks like she's into the natural look
 
2020-11-23 4:16:13 PM  
2 votes:

Sergeant Angle: So.  You think she shaves down there?


Her feet?
 
2020-11-23 1:04:08 PM  
2 votes:
Dolly Parton looked at me, and my breasts grew three sizes that day.
Then I had to have an operation. biatch. No we don't all want what you have!
 
2020-11-23 11:54:17 AM  
2 votes:
Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?
 
2020-11-23 5:27:15 PM  
1 vote:

Sergeant Angle: So.  You think she shaves down there?


I think she plucks her asshole
 
2020-11-23 3:46:52 PM  
1 vote:

LewDux: WilderKWight: And yet she's still a horrible person who treats underlings and "common" folk like garbage.

FETU
/Farkers for the Ethical Treatment of Underlings


FEROOPS

/Farkers for the Ethical Retirement of Overrated Old Pop Stars
 
2020-11-23 12:11:12 PM  
1 vote:
"I ran into Jennifer Lopez on the street and we had a lovely talk. What a friendly, open, down-to-earth person".

Something said by nobody in the history of anything ever.

Ties with "I ran into Dolly Parton on the street and she cussed me out for even trying to talk to her. What a total, conceited biatch."
 
2020-11-23 11:39:05 AM  
1 vote:
Hey, you gotta work with what you have. And if that's all she's got, oh well. When all else fails, sex it up and whip out the t and a.

/grumble grumble
 
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