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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer Lopez wore a rather risque, revealing fishnet bodysuit for her performance at the VMAs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-11-23 11:48:08 AM  
11 votes:
And yet she's still a horrible person who treats underlings and "common" folk like garbage.
 
2020-11-23 11:43:40 AM  
10 votes:
We get it.  You have a big ass.
 
2020-11-23 10:39:15 AM  
10 votes:
Covers more than a bathing suit.
Yawn
 
2020-11-23 12:11:12 PM  
5 votes:
"I ran into Jennifer Lopez on the street and we had a lovely talk. What a friendly, open, down-to-earth person".

Something said by nobody in the history of anything ever.

Ties with "I ran into Dolly Parton on the street and she cussed me out for even trying to talk to her. What a total, conceited biatch."
 
2020-11-23 1:02:42 PM  
4 votes:
Words have meaning subby.  That was neither fishnet, nor revealing.
 
2020-11-23 11:47:39 AM  
4 votes:
Meh.
 
2020-11-23 3:06:11 PM  
3 votes:

phimuskapsi: Reading this thread after reading say, an Elizabeth Hurley thread, is quite revealing.


Yeah, by all accounts, Elizabeth Hurley is not a horrible person. That is the difference.
 
2020-11-23 2:33:50 PM  
3 votes:

mjbok: EdgeRunner: mjbok: pheelix: Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?

Studman69 like typing detected.

Studman69 would be if he said she was unattractive.  The poster you're responding to said that is all she has, kind of the opposite of a s69, no?

"Horrible old-woman" sounds like a physical compliment to you?

Being horrible and old doesn't necessarily have anything to do with physical attributes.  I can see where old could be read that way, but many, many horrible people are hot as hell.


Why are you stretching so hard to defend frequent woman shiat-talker Bslim? He calls every other female celebrity fat or ugly.

Yes, calling someone an "old woman" may have a denotation of "person with two X chromosomes that was born some time ago" but it has a connotation of "ugly or unattractive."
 
2020-11-23 2:16:10 PM  
3 votes:

mjbok: pheelix: Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?

Studman69 like typing detected.

Studman69 would be if he said she was unattractive.  The poster you're responding to said that is all she has, kind of the opposite of a s69, no?


"Horrible old-woman" sounds like a physical compliment to you?
 
2020-11-23 11:39:05 AM  
3 votes:
Hey, you gotta work with what you have. And if that's all she's got, oh well. When all else fails, sex it up and whip out the t and a.

/grumble grumble
 
2020-11-23 3:00:46 PM  
2 votes:

mjbok: Eddie Hazel's E string: Why are you stretching so hard to defend frequent woman shiat-talker Bslim? He calls every other female celebrity fat or ugly.

Slow day at the office.  Recognize the name, but more from SW threads.  It's just old doesn't mean ugly, especially on Fark that has a few crushes on women that aren't unattractive, but well past their prime.


When someone couples "horrible" with "old", that's all the context you need to see they're using both descriptors as a pejorative.
 
2020-11-23 2:29:31 PM  
2 votes:

EdgeRunner: mjbok: pheelix: Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?

Studman69 like typing detected.

Studman69 would be if he said she was unattractive.  The poster you're responding to said that is all she has, kind of the opposite of a s69, no?

"Horrible old-woman" sounds like a physical compliment to you?


Being horrible and old doesn't necessarily have anything to do with physical attributes.  I can see where old could be read that way, but many, many horrible people are hot as hell.
 
2020-11-23 2:04:56 PM  
2 votes:

Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?


Studman69 like typing detected.
 
2020-11-23 12:32:37 PM  
2 votes:
Reading this thread after reading say, an Elizabeth Hurley thread, is quite revealing.
 
2020-11-23 11:54:51 AM  
2 votes:
I think i been to that titty bar and seen that act before.
 
2020-11-23 11:54:17 AM  
2 votes:
Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?
 
2020-11-23 9:04:27 PM  
1 vote:

rummonkey: phimuskapsi: Reading this thread after reading say, an Elizabeth Hurley thread, is quite revealing.

Yeah, by all accounts, Elizabeth Hurley is not a horrible person. That is the difference.


Sorry, you're not allowed to say anything bad about certain people anymore. Ever.  There's only one reason something bad was said about her.

At least that's what some SJW morons think.

They need to pick legitimate battles.
 
2020-11-23 5:43:24 PM  
1 vote:

Fano: Sergeant Angle: So.  You think she shaves down there?

I think she plucks her asshole


No, A Rod has a full head of hair.
 
2020-11-23 4:28:47 PM  
1 vote:

chitownmike: Sergeant Angle: So.  You think she shaves down there?

Her feet?


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Looks like she's into the natural look
 
2020-11-23 3:42:07 PM  
1 vote:

mjbok: Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: mjbok: That outfit costs $700.  I could get something REALLY close to that on Wish for under 10 bucks.

I could get a girl that looks like JLo and would wear that outfit for a few hours for less than that.

For less than ten bucks?  Why would you want to wear the outfit.  Not kinkshaming, just I don't know if you could fill it out like her.


Sounds a lot like kinshaming to me!
 
2020-11-23 3:23:58 PM  
1 vote:

mjbok: That outfit costs $700.  I could get something REALLY close to that on Wish for under 10 bucks.


I could get a girl that looks like JLo and would wear that outfit for a few hours for less than that.
 
2020-11-23 2:51:38 PM  
1 vote:

Eddie Hazel's E string: Why are you stretching so hard to defend frequent woman shiat-talker Bslim? He calls every other female celebrity fat or ugly.


Slow day at the office.  Recognize the name, but more from SW threads.  It's just old doesn't mean ugly, especially on Fark that has a few crushes on women that aren't unattractive, but well past their prime.
 
2020-11-23 2:43:34 PM  
1 vote:

mjbok: EdgeRunner: mjbok: pheelix: Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?

Studman69 like typing detected.

Studman69 would be if he said she was unattractive.  The poster you're responding to said that is all she has, kind of the opposite of a s69, no?

"Horrible old-woman" sounds like a physical compliment to you?

Being horrible and old doesn't necessarily have anything to do with physical attributes.  I can see where old could be read that way, but many, many horrible people are hot as hell.


If it wasn't, the Entertainment tab would be empty.
 
2020-11-23 1:50:24 PM  
1 vote:

Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?


What, she didn't smile enough for you?
 
2020-11-23 1:06:55 PM  
1 vote:
That outfit costs $700.  I could get something REALLY close to that on Wish for under 10 bucks.
 
2020-11-23 12:33:31 PM  
1 vote:

dinch: gunga galunga: "I ran into Jennifer Lopez on the street and we had a lovely talk. What a friendly, open, down-to-earth person".

Something said by nobody in the history of anything ever.

Ties with "I ran into Dolly Parton on the street and she cussed me out for even trying to talk to her. What a total, conceited biatch."

Dolly Parton peed on my dog.

Hate that lady


Ungreatful bastard, she cured your dog's paw cancer
 
2020-11-23 12:06:21 PM  
1 vote:
The TV news this morning had 10 seconds about this.  No mention at all of her singing, just about the outfit.

So.  Did she actually sing?  Or was this just a test to see if that mesh outfit could hold everything in?
 
2020-11-23 11:43:52 AM  
1 vote:
So.  You think she shaves down there?
 
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