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(Daily Mail)   Jennifer Lopez wore a rather risque, revealing fishnet bodysuit for her performance at the VMAs   (dailymail.co.uk) divider line
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2020-11-23 10:39:15 AM  
Covers more than a bathing suit.
Yawn
 
2020-11-23 11:39:05 AM  
Hey, you gotta work with what you have. And if that's all she's got, oh well. When all else fails, sex it up and whip out the t and a.

/grumble grumble
 
2020-11-23 11:43:40 AM  
We get it.  You have a big ass.
 
2020-11-23 11:43:52 AM  
So.  You think she shaves down there?
 
2020-11-23 11:45:24 AM  
The only reason they had any viewers at all.
 
2020-11-23 11:47:39 AM  
Meh.
 
2020-11-23 11:48:08 AM  
And yet she's still a horrible person who treats underlings and "common" folk like garbage.
 
2020-11-23 11:54:17 AM  
Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?
 
2020-11-23 11:54:51 AM  
I think i been to that titty bar and seen that act before.
 
2020-11-23 12:04:46 PM  
So this is what "racy" is considered these days.
 
2020-11-23 12:06:21 PM  
The TV news this morning had 10 seconds about this.  No mention at all of her singing, just about the outfit.

So.  Did she actually sing?  Or was this just a test to see if that mesh outfit could hold everything in?
 
2020-11-23 12:07:50 PM  
Exodus 20:26
And you shall not go up by steps to my altar, that your nakedness be not exposed on it.

Isaiah 47:3
Your nakedness shall be uncovered, and your disgrace shall be seen. I will take vengeance, and I will spare no one.

Exodus 28:42
You shall make for them linen undergarments to cover their naked flesh. They shall reach from the hips to the thighs;
 
2020-11-23 12:08:54 PM  

QFarker: The TV news this morning had 10 seconds about this.  No mention at all of her singing, just about the outfit.

So.  Did she actually sing?  Or was this just a test to see if that mesh outfit could hold everything in?


What's important is that she will burn in hell
 
2020-11-23 12:11:12 PM  
"I ran into Jennifer Lopez on the street and we had a lovely talk. What a friendly, open, down-to-earth person".

Something said by nobody in the history of anything ever.

Ties with "I ran into Dolly Parton on the street and she cussed me out for even trying to talk to her. What a total, conceited biatch."
 
2020-11-23 12:20:47 PM  

LewDux: QFarker: The TV news this morning had 10 seconds about this.  No mention at all of her singing, just about the outfit.

So.  Did she actually sing?  Or was this just a test to see if that mesh outfit could hold everything in?

What's important is that she will burn in hell


Bevets' return everyone!
 
2020-11-23 12:21:13 PM  

Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?


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"Did somebody call?"
 
2020-11-23 12:21:39 PM  

gunga galunga: I ran into Dolly Parton on the street


Happens all the time
 
2020-11-23 12:31:12 PM  

gunga galunga: "I ran into Jennifer Lopez on the street and we had a lovely talk. What a friendly, open, down-to-earth person".

Something said by nobody in the history of anything ever.

Ties with "I ran into Dolly Parton on the street and she cussed me out for even trying to talk to her. What a total, conceited biatch."


Dolly Parton peed on my dog.

Hate that lady
 
2020-11-23 12:32:37 PM  
Reading this thread after reading say, an Elizabeth Hurley thread, is quite revealing.
 
2020-11-23 12:33:31 PM  

dinch: gunga galunga: "I ran into Jennifer Lopez on the street and we had a lovely talk. What a friendly, open, down-to-earth person".

Something said by nobody in the history of anything ever.

Ties with "I ran into Dolly Parton on the street and she cussed me out for even trying to talk to her. What a total, conceited biatch."

Dolly Parton peed on my dog.

Hate that lady


Ungreatful bastard, she cured your dog's paw cancer
 
2020-11-23 1:02:42 PM  
Words have meaning subby.  That was neither fishnet, nor revealing.
 
2020-11-23 1:04:08 PM  
Dolly Parton looked at me, and my breasts grew three sizes that day.
Then I had to have an operation. biatch. No we don't all want what you have!
 
2020-11-23 1:06:55 PM  
That outfit costs $700.  I could get something REALLY close to that on Wish for under 10 bucks.
 
2020-11-23 1:50:24 PM  

Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?


What, she didn't smile enough for you?
 
2020-11-23 2:04:56 PM  

Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?


Studman69 like typing detected.
 
2020-11-23 2:07:15 PM  

pheelix: Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?

Studman69 like typing detected.


Studman69 would be if he said she was unattractive.  The poster you're responding to said that is all she has, kind of the opposite of a s69, no?
 
2020-11-23 2:16:10 PM  

mjbok: pheelix: Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?

Studman69 like typing detected.

Studman69 would be if he said she was unattractive.  The poster you're responding to said that is all she has, kind of the opposite of a s69, no?


"Horrible old-woman" sounds like a physical compliment to you?
 
2020-11-23 2:22:23 PM  

baltimoreblonde: Hey, you gotta work with what you have. And if that's all she's got, oh well. When all else fails, sex it up and whip out the t and a.

/grumble grumble


You're implying that's a bad thing.
 
2020-11-23 2:29:31 PM  

EdgeRunner: mjbok: pheelix: Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?

Studman69 like typing detected.

Studman69 would be if he said she was unattractive.  The poster you're responding to said that is all she has, kind of the opposite of a s69, no?

"Horrible old-woman" sounds like a physical compliment to you?


Being horrible and old doesn't necessarily have anything to do with physical attributes.  I can see where old could be read that way, but many, many horrible people are hot as hell.
 
2020-11-23 2:33:50 PM  

mjbok: EdgeRunner: mjbok: pheelix: Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?

Studman69 like typing detected.

Studman69 would be if he said she was unattractive.  The poster you're responding to said that is all she has, kind of the opposite of a s69, no?

"Horrible old-woman" sounds like a physical compliment to you?

Being horrible and old doesn't necessarily have anything to do with physical attributes.  I can see where old could be read that way, but many, many horrible people are hot as hell.


Why are you stretching so hard to defend frequent woman shiat-talker Bslim? He calls every other female celebrity fat or ugly.

Yes, calling someone an "old woman" may have a denotation of "person with two X chromosomes that was born some time ago" but it has a connotation of "ugly or unattractive."
 
2020-11-23 2:43:34 PM  

mjbok: EdgeRunner: mjbok: pheelix: Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?

Studman69 like typing detected.

Studman69 would be if he said she was unattractive.  The poster you're responding to said that is all she has, kind of the opposite of a s69, no?

"Horrible old-woman" sounds like a physical compliment to you?

Being horrible and old doesn't necessarily have anything to do with physical attributes.  I can see where old could be read that way, but many, many horrible people are hot as hell.


If it wasn't, the Entertainment tab would be empty.
 
2020-11-23 2:51:38 PM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: Why are you stretching so hard to defend frequent woman shiat-talker Bslim? He calls every other female celebrity fat or ugly.


Slow day at the office.  Recognize the name, but more from SW threads.  It's just old doesn't mean ugly, especially on Fark that has a few crushes on women that aren't unattractive, but well past their prime.
 
2020-11-23 3:00:46 PM  

mjbok: Eddie Hazel's E string: Why are you stretching so hard to defend frequent woman shiat-talker Bslim? He calls every other female celebrity fat or ugly.

Slow day at the office.  Recognize the name, but more from SW threads.  It's just old doesn't mean ugly, especially on Fark that has a few crushes on women that aren't unattractive, but well past their prime.


When someone couples "horrible" with "old", that's all the context you need to see they're using both descriptors as a pejorative.
 
2020-11-23 3:06:11 PM  

phimuskapsi: Reading this thread after reading say, an Elizabeth Hurley thread, is quite revealing.


Yeah, by all accounts, Elizabeth Hurley is not a horrible person. That is the difference.
 
2020-11-23 3:20:07 PM  

WilderKWight: And yet she's still a horrible person who treats underlings and "common" folk like garbage.


FETU
/Farkers for the Ethical Treatment of Underlings
 
2020-11-23 3:23:58 PM  

mjbok: That outfit costs $700.  I could get something REALLY close to that on Wish for under 10 bucks.


I could get a girl that looks like JLo and would wear that outfit for a few hours for less than that.
 
2020-11-23 3:26:25 PM  

Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: mjbok: That outfit costs $700.  I could get something REALLY close to that on Wish for under 10 bucks.

I could get a girl that looks like JLo and would wear that outfit for a few hours for less than that.


For less than ten bucks?  Why would you want to wear the outfit.  Not kinkshaming, just I don't know if you could fill it out like her.
 
2020-11-23 3:35:07 PM  
Megan could snap my spine like a twig, and I'd be happy to let her try. Snu Snu.
 
2020-11-23 3:42:07 PM  

mjbok: Gunner's Mate First Class Phillip Asshole: mjbok: That outfit costs $700.  I could get something REALLY close to that on Wish for under 10 bucks.

I could get a girl that looks like JLo and would wear that outfit for a few hours for less than that.

For less than ten bucks?  Why would you want to wear the outfit.  Not kinkshaming, just I don't know if you could fill it out like her.


Sounds a lot like kinshaming to me!
 
2020-11-23 3:46:52 PM  

LewDux: WilderKWight: And yet she's still a horrible person who treats underlings and "common" folk like garbage.

FETU
/Farkers for the Ethical Treatment of Underlings


FEROOPS

/Farkers for the Ethical Retirement of Overrated Old Pop Stars
 
2020-11-23 3:47:25 PM  
Corina - Temptation (Video Mix 1991)
Youtube ICuBYaMiD6k
 
2020-11-23 4:16:13 PM  

Sergeant Angle: So.  You think she shaves down there?


Her feet?
 
2020-11-23 4:28:47 PM  

chitownmike: Sergeant Angle: So.  You think she shaves down there?

Her feet?


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Looks like she's into the natural look
 
2020-11-23 5:01:30 PM  
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2020-11-23 5:27:15 PM  

Sergeant Angle: So.  You think she shaves down there?


I think she plucks her asshole
 
2020-11-23 5:43:24 PM  

Fano: Sergeant Angle: So.  You think she shaves down there?

I think she plucks her asshole


No, A Rod has a full head of hair.
 
2020-11-23 6:27:14 PM  
Dolly Parton made me wipe off on the curtains after we had sex.....What a total, conceited biatch.
 
2020-11-23 9:04:27 PM  

rummonkey: phimuskapsi: Reading this thread after reading say, an Elizabeth Hurley thread, is quite revealing.

Yeah, by all accounts, Elizabeth Hurley is not a horrible person. That is the difference.


Sorry, you're not allowed to say anything bad about certain people anymore. Ever.  There's only one reason something bad was said about her.

At least that's what some SJW morons think.

They need to pick legitimate battles.
 
2020-11-23 9:19:45 PM  
I haven't re-aligned my perception of beauty enough yet to react to a nearly naked middle-aged woman with an absolutely enormous buttocks with anything other than, "eeeee....yuck".
 
2020-11-24 8:29:00 AM  

Eddie Hazel's E string: mjbok: EdgeRunner: mjbok: pheelix: Bslim: Horrible old-woman wears revealing clothing.

Does the woman have anything else?

Studman69 like typing detected.

Studman69 would be if he said she was unattractive.  The poster you're responding to said that is all she has, kind of the opposite of a s69, no?

"Horrible old-woman" sounds like a physical compliment to you?

Being horrible and old doesn't necessarily have anything to do with physical attributes.  I can see where old could be read that way, but many, many horrible people are hot as hell.

Why are you stretching so hard to defend frequent woman shiat-talker Bslim? He calls every other female celebrity fat or ugly.

Yes, calling someone an "old woman" may have a denotation of "person with two X chromosomes that was born some time ago" but it has a connotation of "ugly or unattractive."


I think we found Bslim's alt.
 
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