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(Washington Post)   Has anyone tried saying "Ydur Inailuig" yet?   (washingtonpost.com) divider line
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2020-11-23 9:12:47 AM  
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2020-11-23 3:08:56 PM  
We'd have to make HIM say it, and it should probably be 'Inailuig Ydur'.
 
2020-11-23 5:24:38 PM  

Nicholas D. Wolfwood: We'd have to make HIM say it, and it should probably be 'Inailuig Ydur'.


I'm not sure he can pronounce his name frontwards.  Small flaw in the plan.
 
2020-11-23 8:30:59 PM  
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2020-11-23 8:31:29 PM  
Does Giuliani know that voting in a US election isn't just writing a name on a piece of paper and dropping it in a shoe box with a slot cut in the top?
 
2020-11-23 8:32:37 PM  
You mean "Ydur Inai1u19"?
 
2020-11-23 8:32:58 PM  
It has gotten to the point that I would not be surprised if giuliani didn't guide in the planes on 9/11.
 
2020-11-23 8:33:53 PM  
Someone had apparently mixed up two states that started with "Mi." The precincts were not in Wayne County but in some of the reddest parts of Minnesota - Trump country.

That is why it is a good idea to use the full name for states in legal documents.
 
2020-11-23 8:34:28 PM  
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2020-11-23 8:35:39 PM  
There were more votes than registered voters. 120%, 150%, 200%, even 300%.

That's sure some definitive evidence there.
 
2020-11-23 8:36:34 PM  
Look. Once you realize you are going to fail and your boss has you under a microscope...

The worse thing you can do is fail quietly; they'll think you didn't try hard enough. So make a lot of noise. Play the fool. Failing that just be yourself.
 
2020-11-23 8:37:46 PM  
"Your honor, more people voted for Biden. Please do a law thingy to fix that."
 
2020-11-23 8:38:09 PM  
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2020-11-23 8:40:15 PM  
Odif Yltsaeb is on the case, counting backwards.
 
2020-11-23 8:40:57 PM  
I was told there would be a kraken.
 
2020-11-23 8:41:21 PM  

mrparks: Look. Once you realize you are going to fail and your boss has you under a microscope...

The worse thing you can do is fail quietly; they'll think you didn't try hard enough. So make a lot of noise. Play the fool. Failing that just be yourself.


Play the fool? Giuliani isn't playing. That is how he actually is.
 
2020-11-23 8:42:21 PM  

jerryskid: It has gotten to the point that I would not be surprised if giuliani didn't guide in the planes on 9/11.


No way, he'd have hit California.
 
2020-11-23 8:42:48 PM  

Weatherkiss: I was told there would be a kraken.


I think that was a crackhead.  Once Don Jr. gets back from quarantine.
 
2020-11-23 8:44:45 PM  
Hes top of the list when the struggle sessions begin.
 
2020-11-23 8:48:04 PM  
I wouldn't be surprised if that actually worked, subby.
 
2020-11-23 8:51:48 PM  

mrparks: Look. Once you realize you are going to fail and your boss has you under a microscope...

The worse thing you can do is fail quietly; they'll think you didn't try hard enough. So make a lot of noise. Play the fool. Failing that just be yourself.


Failing in front of your boss is one thing.
Failing like Rudy has in front of a judge is not the smartest plan.
Whatever political leanings they may have, judges are pretty humorless when it comes to people wasting their time.
 
2020-11-23 8:53:47 PM  

stoli n coke: mrparks: Look. Once you realize you are going to fail and your boss has you under a microscope...

The worse thing you can do is fail quietly; they'll think you didn't try hard enough. So make a lot of noise. Play the fool. Failing that just be yourself.

Failing in front of your boss is one thing.
Failing like Rudy has in front of a judge is not the smartest plan.
Whatever political leanings they may have, judges are pretty humorless when it comes to people wasting their time.


Welp, there goes his legal career.
 
2020-11-23 8:59:37 PM  
This is more wet-brain aggravated senility than malice at this point.
 
2020-11-23 9:04:30 PM  

Gyrfalcon: jerryskid: It has gotten to the point that I would not be surprised if giuliani didn't guide in the planes on 9/11.

No way, he'd have hit California.



Probably Death Valley.
 
2020-11-23 9:06:24 PM  
We were just rewatching JFK and it was shocking how applicable it is.

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2020-11-23 9:06:39 PM  
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2020-11-23 9:12:17 PM  
Somebody once said of the guy "probably the most underqualified man since George Bush to seek the presidency.  Rudy Giuliani - there's only three things he needs to make a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11."

Smart guy, there. Whoever said that, maybe we should put him in charge of things.
 
2020-11-23 9:20:32 PM  
I thought you need to say their true name backwards?
 
2020-11-23 9:26:31 PM  

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2020-11-23 9:47:37 PM  

Gonz: Somebody once said of the guy "probably the most underqualified man since George Bush to seek the presidency.  Rudy Giuliani - there's only three things he needs to make a sentence: a noun and a verb and 9/11."

Smart guy, there. Whoever said that, maybe we should put him in charge of things.


https://www.villagevoice.com/2007/07/​3​1/rudy-giulianis-five-big-lies-about-9​11/
 
2020-11-23 11:56:12 PM  

jerryskid: It has gotten to the point that I would not be surprised if giuliani didn't guide in the planes on 9/11.


This guy doesn't know not to double-negative.
 
2020-11-24 12:18:26 AM  
My dingaling?
 
2020-11-24 2:15:31 AM  
Out loud? Are you crazy?

In other news:

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2020-11-24 2:28:14 AM  

nytmare: jerryskid: It has gotten to the point that I would not be surprised if giuliani didn't guide in the planes on 9/11.

This guy doesn't know not to double-negative.


Thank you.  Could you at least be a good school marm and correct my grammar?
 
2020-11-24 2:47:16 AM  
Nice guess subby, but the correct word of banishment is actually "neveleenin" and Rudy needs to say it.


/Just wait until he's finished his morning pint of gin and tell him that's the cocktail waitress's name
 
2020-11-24 3:44:28 AM  
May as well get a little more mileage outta this...

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2020-11-24 3:45:47 AM  

saturn badger: Someone had apparently mixed up two states that started with "Mi." The precincts were not in Wayne County but in some of the reddest parts of Minnesota - Trump country.

That is why it is a good idea to use the full name for states in legal documents.



You're asking those clowns to spell ?
 
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