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(Twitter)   Sure the economy is in ruins because of the pandemic crisis, but at least there's dystopian job opportunities like waiting on line for somebody else's COVID test   (twitter.com) divider line
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1454 clicks; posted to Main » on 23 Nov 2020 at 10:47 AM (8 weeks ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-23 2:35:31 AM  
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2020-11-23 10:04:45 AM  
I got my COVID test back in '69 at Woodstock, man.
 
2020-11-23 10:09:34 AM  
Come on subs, our system is one of exploitation. Why would you be surprised by this.

Also, why'd they use Freestyle - Don't Stop the Rock in this video?
 
2020-11-23 10:52:52 AM  
Yeah, baby.  I got COVID 18 so I'm, like immune, sweetie.  Now let's take off that mask.   Oh, sweetie.  Slowly.  Yeah.
 
2020-11-23 10:54:13 AM  
This is just rich people shiat filtering down to the next 10-15% of the economic pie. Welcome to paying people what is, to you, peanuts, to save yourself from ever being inconvenienced or having to do anything you don't want to.
 
2020-11-23 11:01:04 AM  

Harry Freakstorm: Yeah, baby.  I got COVID 18 so I'm, like immune, sweetie.  Now let's take off that mask.   Oh, sweetie.  Slowly.  Yeah.


User name checks out.
 
2020-11-23 11:05:02 AM  

fallingcow: This is just rich people shiat filtering down to the next 10-15% of the economic pie. Welcome to paying people what is, to you, peanuts, to save yourself from ever being inconvenienced or having to do anything you don't want to.


People have done this many places, Disney is one.
 
2020-11-23 11:14:17 AM  

fallingcow: This is just rich people shiat filtering down to the next 10-15% of the economic pie. Welcome to paying people what is, to you, peanuts, to save yourself from ever being inconvenienced or having to do anything you don't want to.


Sounds good to me.
 
2020-11-23 11:15:10 AM  
"Society has fallen"

Ok you overly dramatic tool.
 
2020-11-23 11:29:06 AM  
I'm still wondering how house prices managed to go up.
 
2020-11-23 11:31:17 AM  
Line sitters has been a New York thing for years.  Pay someone to wait in line for you for concert tickets, Broadway standby tickets (This was huge for Hamilton until Hamilton put a stop to this), and any production where you have to wait for days on line to get a ticket.
 
2020-11-23 11:55:29 AM  
 
2020-11-23 11:57:05 AM  
Suck it poors.
 
2020-11-23 12:17:21 PM  
Why wait in line when you can buy fake results on line?
 
2020-11-23 3:02:42 PM  
<applause>
ukexpat:
Why wait in line when you can buy fake results on line?
</applause>


I know, OT, but saying someone is "waiting on line" makes about as much sense as saying "dinner is in the table".
 
2020-11-23 4:17:46 PM  

elaw: <applause>
ukexpat: Why wait in line when you can buy fake results on line?
</applause>

I know, OT, but saying someone is "waiting on line" makes about as much sense as saying "dinner is in the table".


[takes a bow, exits stage left]
 
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