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(Sky.com)   Before driving off in your car, make sure you don't have any surplus doors   (news.sky.com) divider line
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2020-11-22 10:18:48 AM  
Is any 18 year old a "man".  It was a teen driver who drove 10-15 feet after snagging the door.  My house 300 feet from the public road.
 
2020-11-22 11:29:40 AM  
Man, that's unhinged.
 
2020-11-22 11:34:20 AM  
I actually laughed out loud at this headline.
 
2020-11-22 11:41:35 AM  
Rick and Morty - Real Fake Doors
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2020-11-22 11:42:40 AM  
That was the end, his only friend, the end.
 
2020-11-22 11:53:50 AM  
Your door is ajar.
 
2020-11-22 12:03:09 PM  

Nocrash: It was a teen driver who drove 10-15 feet after snagging the door.


Yup. Love the sensationalist writer trying to paint the car moving "several meters" as some sort of hit-and-run getaway.
 
2020-11-22 12:03:24 PM  
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2020-11-22 12:22:52 PM  
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2020-11-22 12:51:01 PM  
The driver was arrested on suspicion of driving while unfit through drink/drugs, the force added.

Oh, he drove through drink/drugs. He probably should have swerved.
 
2020-11-22 12:56:06 PM  

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I'm getting headache trying to envision the physics involved that made this happen
 
2020-11-22 2:35:06 PM  
Or excess cookies from that tarded website.
 
2020-11-22 2:51:10 PM  
Knock Knock
 
2020-11-22 4:22:26 PM  
And all this time I thought a "5-door" meant that it had a hatchback.
 
2020-11-22 6:03:40 PM  

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I'm getting headache trying to envision the physics involved that made this happen


Glad I am not the only one. I can't even begin to suss that one out, particularly lack of other damage to the nose.
More likely the door wasn't actually hung in a frame and installed a structure, but on a parked vehicle or palette out front awaiting installation. That wouldn't surprise me. Not with the yellow journalism of that rag.
 
2020-11-22 6:17:27 PM  

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I'm getting headache trying to envision the physics involved that made this happen


Easy. Numbnutz hit accelerator drugzadently™ while unparking™ and made contact with front door of house.

The householder came out to see what all the noise was about.

The front (door) fell off, so enraged householder grabs it and smashes it into the Audi with the energy of a million suns, because Audi. Although BMW or Lexus would also work...
 
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