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(NBC Sports)   PL Sunday starts with Everton and Fulham. Sheffield hosts West Ham, while the Gunners travel to Leeds. The big match: will Liverpool's defense hold against a spirited Foxes attack? Matches start at 7 AM ET on NBC   (scoreboard.nbcsports.com) divider line
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2020-11-22 9:00:46 AM  
4 votes:

Pista: What's with the cheesy poses for the player photos before switching to a normal pose when they announce the teams?


High school yearbook energy.
 
2020-11-22 8:35:12 AM  
4 votes:
Own goal by Bayer Leverkusen goalkeeper Lukas Hradecky
Youtube uDoltP64-Pw

Speaking of klutziness...
 
2020-11-22 10:05:26 PM  
3 votes:
Just found our new FFPL mascot.
tastefullyoffensive.comView Full Size
 
2020-11-22 1:23:39 PM  
3 votes:
Arsenal win, 0-0
 
2020-11-22 8:55:55 AM  
3 votes:

Cyrene Valantion: Fulham and terrible penalties. Name a more iconic duo.


Bale & his caddie
 
2020-11-22 4:01:41 PM  
2 votes:
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2020-11-22 3:20:02 PM  
2 votes:
'mon Liverpool in your backwards shirts!
 
2020-11-22 2:59:40 PM  
2 votes:
*headdesk* *headdesk* *headdesk* Leicester, you berks!!!
 
2020-11-22 2:30:40 PM  
2 votes:

dietbubba: Shut up Arlo, they're playing THE SONG


I agree, Mr Brightsides is a banger
 
2020-11-22 2:22:12 PM  
2 votes:

Deathbymeteor: Almost perfectly timed.  Put the second basket of clean laundry down to sort, roll the vacuum away, and the garbage is tied up to go downstairs, just before the kickoff whistle...


Did you get your recycling out for DietBubba to take out?
 
2020-11-22 2:16:53 PM  
2 votes:

dietbubba: Shut up Arlo, they're playing THE SONG


Its not the same without all the fans singing it.
Arlo still needs to be quite during it though.
 
2020-11-22 2:13:42 PM  
2 votes:
Shut up Arlo, they're playing THE SONG
 
2020-11-22 12:13:50 PM  
2 votes:

Chimpy McSquirrel: Princip's Sandwich: Headline you don't expect to see on a Sunday:

Darnell Fisher faces FA investigation for touching Callum Paterson's genitals

/he apparently grabbed him by the balls
//Bonus from the end of the Guardian's article: "Preston won the match after a goal from Tom Barkhuizen, as Josh Windass sent off for Wednesday."

Vinnie Jones unimpressed.


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2020-11-22 12:04:37 PM  
2 votes:

Princip's Sandwich: Headline you don't expect to see on a Sunday:

Darnell Fisher faces FA investigation for touching Callum Paterson's genitals

/he apparently grabbed him by the balls
//Bonus from the end of the Guardian's article: "Preston won the match after a goal from Tom Barkhuizen, as Josh Windass sent off for Wednesday."


Vinnie Jones unimpressed.
 
2020-11-22 11:45:44 AM  
2 votes:
LOL I looked up too late to see the challenge, saw the ref reaching for his card while Xhaka was in the frame, and was shocked when an entirely different player was booked
 
2020-11-22 8:48:26 AM  
2 votes:

LucklessWonder: Princip's Sandwich: LucklessWonder: Cyrene Valantion: Fulham and terrible penalties. Name a more iconic duo.

Handballs and VAR?

Chamakh and blind hairdressers?

Aaron Ramsey goals and dead celebrities?


NGL, I just checked to see if he scored this season. It'd have explained why Connery and Trebek died so close to each other.

/he hasn't
 
2020-11-22 8:47:14 AM  
2 votes:

Princip's Sandwich: LucklessWonder: Cyrene Valantion: Fulham and terrible penalties. Name a more iconic duo.

Handballs and VAR?

Chamakh and blind hairdressers?


Aaron Ramsey goals and dead celebrities?
 
2020-11-22 7:27:04 AM  
2 votes:

NewportBarGuy: Everton - Clean sheet... book it.


That post aged so poorly, I had to double-check it wasn't one of mine
 
2020-11-23 2:15:53 PM  
1 vote:

medius: if it wasn't for Death, I'd have the worst points per prediction ratio


crikey, Burnley's winning??
 
2020-11-22 4:05:09 PM  
1 vote:
*thud* *thud* *thud* Leicester, you officially suck.
 
2020-11-22 3:59:28 PM  
1 vote:
That new guy scores for Pool
 
2020-11-22 3:49:04 PM  
1 vote:

Pista: How is that not a penalty?


reasons
 
2020-11-22 3:35:24 PM  
1 vote:
Fuchs off
 
2020-11-22 2:44:45 PM  
1 vote:

Pista: Princip's Sandwich: medius: someone farked fuchs up

Fuchs Fubar

The fantasy league has recently started flagging teams using Fuchs in their names.
No Fuchs Given for example.
They delete the name & replace it with "CHANGE NAME".
They took offence to a couple in one of my leagues.
Covid Casuals & Draped In Red.
I can (almost) get the first one. But Draped in Red?
They are suffering from Scoonthorpe syndrome I think


There was an article in The Athletic this week about the hundreds of FPL team names that include racist and homophobic language. Among the offensive examples were "F*ck Richard Masters" (the PL's CEO), a reference to Hitler, and a reference to Jimmy Saville and underage players.
 
2020-11-22 1:51:38 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: because the EPL schedulers hate having those international matches and penalize the teams who have those obligations.


The EPL's overriding responsibility is to itself and no-one else. EFL? The FA? GTFO.
 
2020-11-22 1:27:42 PM  
1 vote:

Pista: What's Tierney's problem?


He's Scottish. The come out of the womb swinging
 
2020-11-22 1:18:36 PM  
1 vote:
No Saka hat trick then
 
2020-11-22 1:17:01 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: Oh, come on, Leeds, *another* Crossbar save???


Ahh, your brother, Post, made the save this time, but still, Leeds, GET WITH THE PROGRAM AND SCORE ON A 10-MAN GUNNERS SIDE!!!
 
2020-11-22 1:04:09 PM  
1 vote:
Also, that comments section is full of "I see nothing wrong. I've done the same."

Including a special case who admitted to jamming fingers up asses. But don't you dare call him gay.
 
2020-11-22 12:43:22 PM  
1 vote:
On comes Saka who is on my bench.
So that's a hat trick coming up then
 
2020-11-22 12:29:12 PM  
1 vote:

ClavellBCMI: ClavellBCMI: I gotta make a beer run, but it is 34F outside... and raining. Yuck. At least I should be back before the end of the half.

Ok... this match is damn near as sleep-inducing as the Blades-Hammer match was.


The only thing keeping Arsenal in it is the fact the goals aren't 12 feet tall
 
2020-11-22 11:56:41 AM  
1 vote:

Langston: The Leeds pitch is a farking swamp today. These guys are trying to play soccer in roller skates


I'm waiting for the post-match water polo exhibition.
 
2020-11-22 11:29:59 AM  
1 vote:

Princip's Sandwich: jayfurr: In more important football news, Partick Thistle beat East Fife 2-0.

https://www.nottheoldfirm.com/match-re​port/partick-thistle-2-0-east-fife-gra​ham-double-hands-jags-deserved-home-wi​n/

But can they beat West Fife?


Could they beat Ft. William?
 
2020-11-22 11:23:30 AM  
1 vote:

jayfurr: In more important football news, Partick Thistle beat East Fife 2-0.

https://www.nottheoldfirm.com/match-re​port/partick-thistle-2-0-east-fife-gra​ham-double-hands-jags-deserved-home-wi​n/


But can they beat West Fife?
 
2020-11-22 10:28:26 AM  
1 vote:

desertgeek: Princip's Sandwich: ClavellBCMI: At least this season there is an actual battle for the top of the table, and it does not involve either team from Manchester (and, somehow, Southampton is figuring into the mix, of all teams)..

It'd be a stunning feat if Southampton won it all. It'd be their first top division title ever.

Considering they used to be Liverpool's "junior team" (with all the players we've gotten from them), I wouldn't be against that insanity happening if we can't get the title again.


Given the way this insane year has played out, a Southampton Premiership isn't out of the bounds of reality (but I still want my Spurs to pull it off, just so they can laugh at a certain other team).
 
2020-11-22 8:57:00 AM  
1 vote:
Fulham are the antiUnited with the penalmisses.
 
2020-11-22 8:42:08 AM  
1 vote:

LucklessWonder: Cyrene Valantion: Fulham and terrible penalties. Name a more iconic duo.

Handballs and VAR?


Chamakh and blind hairdressers?
 
2020-11-22 8:40:43 AM  
1 vote:
Who'd pick an Everton defender while sober for FPL?

This guy.

/dammit Keane
 
2020-11-22 8:37:29 AM  
1 vote:
I just think it's hilarious that Fulham have spannered their last two penalties in such spectacular fashion both times.
 
2020-11-22 8:27:13 AM  
1 vote:
Baggio makes an appearnce.
 
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