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(NBC Sports)   PL Sunday starts with Everton and Fulham. Sheffield hosts West Ham, while the Gunners travel to Leeds. The big match: will Liverpool's defense hold against a spirited Foxes attack? Matches start at 7 AM ET on NBC   (scoreboard.nbcsports.com) divider line
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2020-11-22 2:20:54 PM  
Almost perfectly timed.  Put the second basket of clean laundry down to sort, roll the vacuum away, and the garbage is tied up to go downstairs, just before the kickoff whistle...
 
2020-11-22 2:21:49 PM  
just matip
 
2020-11-22 2:22:12 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Almost perfectly timed.  Put the second basket of clean laundry down to sort, roll the vacuum away, and the garbage is tied up to go downstairs, just before the kickoff whistle...


Did you get your recycling out for DietBubba to take out?
 
2020-11-22 2:23:49 PM  
Some massive rose-tinted glasses going on in the Guardian's MBM. A man there is claiming Ray Clemence was one of the best 5 goalkeepers of the past 50 years.
 
2020-11-22 2:27:05 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Deathbymeteor: Almost perfectly timed.  Put the second basket of clean laundry down to sort, roll the vacuum away, and the garbage is tied up to go downstairs, just before the kickoff whistle...

Did you get your recycling out for DietBubba to take out?


Recycling went out yesterday and isn't next to the bin this morning, so it found its home
 
2020-11-22 2:27:14 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Deathbymeteor: Almost perfectly timed.  Put the second basket of clean laundry down to sort, roll the vacuum away, and the garbage is tied up to go downstairs, just before the kickoff whistle...

Did you get your recycling out for DietBubba to take out?


I've got a big pile of it sitting right here just in case it is needed
 
2020-11-22 2:29:06 PM  

Deathbymeteor: Chimpy McSquirrel: Deathbymeteor: Almost perfectly timed.  Put the second basket of clean laundry down to sort, roll the vacuum away, and the garbage is tied up to go downstairs, just before the kickoff whistle...

Did you get your recycling out for DietBubba to take out?

Recycling went out yesterday and isn't next to the bin this morning, so it found its home


Inside joke.
One of DietBubba's superpowers is take his recycling out.
Soon as he goes out to do that, Liverpool will score.
 
2020-11-22 2:29:27 PM  
good save
 
2020-11-22 2:29:34 PM  
Looking at a freeze frame of Matip's handball, I'm stunned nothing got called. Did they tranquilize the VAR refs during the international break?
 
2020-11-22 2:30:21 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Looking at a freeze frame of Matip's handball, I'm stunned nothing got called. Did they tranquilize the VAR refs during the international break?


As I said, I thought he got away with that one.
 
2020-11-22 2:30:40 PM  

dietbubba: Shut up Arlo, they're playing THE SONG


I agree, Mr Brightsides is a banger
 
2020-11-22 2:32:50 PM  
The La Liga table is pleasantly smooth. Bottom 3 level on 7 points. Next 3 level on 9 points. 11-13 level on 11 points. 8-10 level on 12 points.
 
2020-11-22 2:33:22 PM  
Use your right foot Robber.
 
2020-11-22 2:33:45 PM  
someone farked fuchs up
 
2020-11-22 2:34:04 PM  
huh, he farked himself up
 
2020-11-22 2:34:13 PM  

medius: someone farked fuchs up


Fuchs Fubar
 
2020-11-22 2:34:25 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: Looking at a freeze frame of Matip's handball, I'm stunned nothing got called. Did they tranquilize the VAR refs during the international break?


Only some of them. They gave a few of them PCP judging by the calls this weekend.
Marriner's in the booth today & I think its the new PS5 that's throwing them all this week
 
2020-11-22 2:35:49 PM  

Chimpy McSquirrel: Deathbymeteor: Chimpy McSquirrel: Deathbymeteor: Almost perfectly timed.  Put the second basket of clean laundry down to sort, roll the vacuum away, and the garbage is tied up to go downstairs, just before the kickoff whistle...

Did you get your recycling out for DietBubba to take out?

Recycling went out yesterday and isn't next to the bin this morning, so it found its home

Inside joke.
One of DietBubba's superpowers is take his recycling out.
Soon as he goes out to do that, Liverpool will score.


Ahh, well then, I shall make more recycling right away
 
2020-11-22 2:37:10 PM  
Johnny Mistake indeed.
Own goal to open the scoring.
1-0
 
2020-11-22 2:37:20 PM  
OWN GOAL!

Liverpool 1-0
 
2020-11-22 2:37:32 PM  
That was a terrific Mistake header.
Keeper had no chance

lol
 
2020-11-22 2:37:35 PM  
Jonny Evans!
 
2020-11-22 2:37:41 PM  
Excellent header ... shame about it being an OG
 
2020-11-22 2:38:41 PM  
Johnny didn't look like he saw that ball at all. 

It was a peachy finish.
 
2020-11-22 2:39:25 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: medius: someone farked fuchs up

Fuchs Fubar


The fantasy league has recently started flagging teams using Fuchs in their names.
No Fuchs Given for example.
They delete the name & replace it with "CHANGE NAME".
They took offence to a couple in one of my leagues.
Covid Casuals & Draped In Red.
I can (almost) get the first one. But Draped in Red?
They are suffering from Scoonthorpe syndrome I think
 
2020-11-22 2:39:27 PM  
Oooooh, that red colour blindness reared up at the worst time.  But we'll take it
 
2020-11-22 2:39:38 PM  

medius: Johnny didn't look like he saw that ball at all. 

It was a peachy finish.


Either that or he forgot he was defending and not attacking.
 
2020-11-22 2:39:40 PM  
No yellow for plowing into the keeper? huh
 
2020-11-22 2:39:47 PM  
Pool quickly make it 2 but trample Schmeichel in the process and the foul chalks it off the board. 

Foxes nearly counter but can't keep the shot on target.
 
2020-11-22 2:40:15 PM  
You have got to be kidding me. An OG? In *this* match?? Really???
 
2020-11-22 2:40:55 PM  

Pista: Princip's Sandwich: medius: someone farked fuchs up

Fuchs Fubar

The fantasy league has recently started flagging teams using Fuchs in their names.
No Fuchs Given for example.
They delete the name & replace it with "CHANGE NAME".
They took offence to a couple in one of my leagues.
Covid Casuals & Draped In Red.
I can (almost) get the first one. But Draped in Red?
They are suffering from Scoonthorpe syndrome I think


I got a 24 hour facebook comment/post/reaction ban yesterday for typing the letters XXX.

That's the AI being A Stupid.  

Even if I did post porn, who gives two fuchs?
 
2020-11-22 2:41:14 PM  

ClavellBCMI: You have got to be kidding me. An OG? In *this* match?? Really???


When your nickname is Mistake it is entirely fitting.
 
2020-11-22 2:42:05 PM  

desertgeek: medius: Johnny didn't look like he saw that ball at all. 

It was a peachy finish.

Either that or he forgot he was defending and not attacking.


At first I thought he was trying to head over, but on the close up, nope.

I think he just didn't realize where he was in relation to the post and was trying to head it behind.
 
2020-11-22 2:43:14 PM  

medius: Pista: Princip's Sandwich: medius: someone farked fuchs up

Fuchs Fubar

The fantasy league has recently started flagging teams using Fuchs in their names.
No Fuchs Given for example.
They delete the name & replace it with "CHANGE NAME".
They took offence to a couple in one of my leagues.
Covid Casuals & Draped In Red.
I can (almost) get the first one. But Draped in Red?
They are suffering from Scoonthorpe syndrome I think

I got a 24 hour facebook comment/post/reaction ban yesterday for typing the letters XXX.

That's the AI being A Stupid.  

Even if I did post porn, who gives two fuchs?


Not fans of XXXTentacion.
 
2020-11-22 2:43:47 PM  
Fun fact: because they didn't sell Messi, Barcelona don't have the money to buy a defender. At best, they can loan one.
 
2020-11-22 2:44:45 PM  

Pista: Princip's Sandwich: medius: someone farked fuchs up

Fuchs Fubar

The fantasy league has recently started flagging teams using Fuchs in their names.
No Fuchs Given for example.
They delete the name & replace it with "CHANGE NAME".
They took offence to a couple in one of my leagues.
Covid Casuals & Draped In Red.
I can (almost) get the first one. But Draped in Red?
They are suffering from Scoonthorpe syndrome I think


There was an article in The Athletic this week about the hundreds of FPL team names that include racist and homophobic language. Among the offensive examples were "F*ck Richard Masters" (the PL's CEO), a reference to Hitler, and a reference to Jimmy Saville and underage players.
 
2020-11-22 2:44:52 PM  

Princip's Sandwich: medius: Pista: Princip's Sandwich: medius: someone farked fuchs up

Fuchs Fubar

The fantasy league has recently started flagging teams using Fuchs in their names.
No Fuchs Given for example.
They delete the name & replace it with "CHANGE NAME".
They took offence to a couple in one of my leagues.
Covid Casuals & Draped In Red.
I can (almost) get the first one. But Draped in Red?
They are suffering from Scoonthorpe syndrome I think

I got a 24 hour facebook comment/post/reaction ban yesterday for typing the letters XXX.

That's the AI being A Stupid.  

Even if I did post porn, who gives two fuchs?

Not fans of XXXTentacion.


I know why, but they should know the difference between links and non links.

Also, people do post straight up porn, mostly bots.
 
2020-11-22 2:47:11 PM  

desertgeek: Pista: Princip's Sandwich: medius: someone farked fuchs up

Fuchs Fubar

The fantasy league has recently started flagging teams using Fuchs in their names.
No Fuchs Given for example.
They delete the name & replace it with "CHANGE NAME".
They took offence to a couple in one of my leagues.
Covid Casuals & Draped In Red.
I can (almost) get the first one. But Draped in Red?
They are suffering from Scoonthorpe syndrome I think

There was an article in The Athletic this week about the hundreds of FPL team names that include racist and homophobic language. Among the offensive examples were "F*ck Richard Masters" (the PL's CEO), a reference to Hitler, and a reference to Jimmy Saville and underage players.


My favorite is in one of my other leagues: Macho Man Robbie Savage
 
2020-11-22 2:47:53 PM  
Mane brought that foul
 
2020-11-22 2:48:24 PM  
Evans looks like one of Michael Keaton's clones from Multiplicity.  One that went wrong and got stretched out to 8-foot tall.
 
2020-11-22 2:52:24 PM  

desertgeek: Pista: Princip's Sandwich: medius: someone farked fuchs up

Fuchs Fubar

The fantasy league has recently started flagging teams using Fuchs in their names.
No Fuchs Given for example.
They delete the name & replace it with "CHANGE NAME".
They took offence to a couple in one of my leagues.
Covid Casuals & Draped In Red.
I can (almost) get the first one. But Draped in Red?
They are suffering from Scoonthorpe syndrome I think

There was an article in The Athletic this week about the hundreds of FPL team names that include racist and homophobic language. Among the offensive examples were "F*ck Richard Masters" (the PL's CEO), a reference to Hitler, and a reference to Jimmy Saville and underage players.


I saw that & I get that they do that & that's a good thing.
But their filter's gone rogue.
They banned Wrighty Almighty FC.
Seriously.
I set up a league called Goths Gegen Nazis & had to change Nazis to Intolerance.
 
2020-11-22 2:54:36 PM  

Pista: desertgeek: Pista: Princip's Sandwich: medius: someone farked fuchs up

Fuchs Fubar

The fantasy league has recently started flagging teams using Fuchs in their names.
No Fuchs Given for example.
They delete the name & replace it with "CHANGE NAME".
They took offence to a couple in one of my leagues.
Covid Casuals & Draped In Red.
I can (almost) get the first one. But Draped in Red?
They are suffering from Scoonthorpe syndrome I think

There was an article in The Athletic this week about the hundreds of FPL team names that include racist and homophobic language. Among the offensive examples were "F*ck Richard Masters" (the PL's CEO), a reference to Hitler, and a reference to Jimmy Saville and underage players.

I saw that & I get that they do that & that's a good thing.
But their filter's gone rogue.
They banned Wrighty Almighty FC.
Seriously.
I set up a league called Goths Gegen Nazis & had to change Nazis to Intolerance.


They whacked the name of the league I am in and I can't even remember what the name was.
Can't find the Athletic article. Very interested in reading it
 
2020-11-22 2:55:46 PM  

dietbubba: Can't find the Athletic article. Very interested in reading it


Well, it's behind a paywall; but if anyone wants to read it: https://theathletic.com/2205695/2​020/1​1/19/fantasy-premier-league-racism/
 
2020-11-22 2:57:00 PM  
Jota!

Get. The. Fark. In!
 
2020-11-22 2:57:10 PM  
DIOGO JOTA!
 
2020-11-22 2:57:11 PM  
He's on FIRE
 
2020-11-22 2:57:31 PM  
Foxes did not show up tonight
 
2020-11-22 2:57:49 PM  
Jota with a perfectly timed run and header.
Robertson with the assist.
2-0
 
2020-11-22 2:58:02 PM  
Beautiful cross by Robbo, superb header by Jota
 
2020-11-22 2:58:12 PM  

desertgeek: dietbubba: Can't find the Athletic article. Very interested in reading it

Well, it's behind a paywall; but if anyone wants to read it: https://theathletic.com/2205695/20​20/11/19/fantasy-premier-league-racism​/


There's also a thread on the twitters about the names being banned
https://twitter.com/search?q=fpl%20ch​a​nge%20name&src=typed_query
 
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