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(The Sun (Ireland)) Weeners Woman makes her own Christmas garden gonk with 'penis' nose, the Internets remind her that's VERY rude   (thesun.ie) divider line
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2020-11-22 2:02:40 AM  
WTF is a gonk?
 
2020-11-22 4:16:38 AM  

bingethinker: WTF is a gonk?


The newest name for my penis!
 
2020-11-22 7:30:26 AM  

bingethinker: WTF is a gonk?


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2020-11-22 8:25:15 AM  
Support gonk.

The Young Ones - Neil's Exam
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2020-11-22 9:17:41 AM  
you can tewll its cold out.
 
2020-11-22 9:20:06 AM  

bingethinker: WTF is a gonk?


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Ooh, festive!
 
2020-11-22 9:29:33 AM  
I'm pervier then most, but I don't see it. That's a nose.
 
2020-11-22 9:29:39 AM  
On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a farking in a garden shrub!
 
2020-11-22 9:31:19 AM  
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2020-11-22 9:31:49 AM  

bingethinker: WTF is a gonk?


THIS
 
2020-11-22 9:32:16 AM  
Gonk is the God of Skunks.
 
2020-11-22 9:33:03 AM  

syzygy whizz: bingethinker: WTF is a gonk?

THIS


https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonk
 
2020-11-22 9:34:56 AM  
That is really really really really reaching to find some controversy to post about. Nothing wrong with it.
 
2020-11-22 9:36:41 AM  

ChubbyTiger: I'm pervier then most, but I don't see it. That's a nose.


Maybe British penises look different? I was thinking the same thing otherwise.
 
2020-11-22 9:36:47 AM  
I think this is some weird fetish trap.  Saw the tree, reminded me of Ursula from "The Little mermaid", which then made me think of Gadget from "Rescue Rangers" and now I have to visit my bunk...
 
2020-11-22 9:43:33 AM  
From the same people that brought us Mr. Blobby....
Mr Blobby Keeps Fit
Youtube UJ-QOJXW76Y
 
2020-11-22 9:44:09 AM  

bingethinker: WTF is a gonk?


Your mom.
 
2020-11-22 9:47:14 AM  
A) Yep, had to look up what a 'gonk' is

2) Why does everything and anything look like a pecker to people? Is there a pud shortage out there making people see them everywhere?

/To my eyes, that stubby little thing looks like a bush with a santa hat pulled down over it with a little stub nose sticking out.
 
2020-11-22 9:53:29 AM  

basicstock: From the same people that brought us Mr. Blobby....
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and guess this is a product of Canuckistan.


/ Mr. Blobby looks like Grimace's end-stage syphilitic cousin
 
2020-11-22 10:00:07 AM  
Only a Brit could look at that tiny round thing and think 'penis'.
 
2020-11-22 10:00:07 AM  

bingethinker: WTF is a gonk?


You said it, Bubba or Bubbette!

I Googled: a gonk is is a kitschy toy from the 1960s (related to the troll doll and the gnomes). Made from a variety of materials it is characterized by gnome, troll, or goblin-like legs, a conical hat, fur or a beard and googly eyes. It was invented in the UK but is familiar, if not under that name to anybody involved in collectible crap and kitsch made by crafters.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gonk

A Christmas gonk is a home-made or commercial Christmas gnome or troll.
 
2020-11-22 10:03:09 AM  
Maybe it needs to have a giant booger coming out, to make it look more like a nose.

/Eh, then again maybe not.
 
2020-11-22 10:03:14 AM  

Nick Nostril: A) Yep, had to look up what a 'gonk' is

2) Why does everything and anything look like a pecker to people? Is there a pud shortage out there making people see them everywhere?

/To my eyes, that stubby little thing looks like a bush with a santa hat pulled down over it with a little stub nose sticking out.


I've had to live with a pud shortage my whole life. Oh wait, i meant short pud
 
2020-11-22 10:04:41 AM  
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Looks like a festive version of....

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2020-11-22 10:04:50 AM  
My aunt made me a gonk from this pattern when I was a kid.
I was just as confused then as many of you are now.

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2020-11-22 10:05:26 AM  
An orange gonk is what Donald Trump sees when he stands naked in front of a mirror. No, just kidding. He sees a gilded Nazi youth, a Grecian god, a sans pareil, a nonesuch.

Speaking of which, this thread is curiously like the previous thread about Goony Guiliani's fetish for micro-penises:

I think a Gonk Trifecta is now in play, and am willling to declare one myself.
 
2020-11-22 10:06:33 AM  
 
2020-11-22 10:08:10 AM  

Ginnungagap42: Support gonk.

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More gonks!
 
2020-11-22 10:08:42 AM  
My inner 12-year old can't see anything there. I don't get it either.
 
2020-11-22 10:10:40 AM  

bingethinker: WTF is a gonk?


It's like a bang, but from outside.
 
2020-11-22 10:18:13 AM  
Nick Nostril

To my eyes, that stubby little thing looks like a bush with a santa hat pulled down over it with a little stub nose sticking out.

Well, ain't that a kick in da' nuts!

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Actually, it bears a shocking resemblance to:

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2020-11-22 10:19:30 AM  

Larva Lump: Nick Nostril

To my eyes, that stubby little thing looks like a bush with a santa hat pulled down over it with a little stub nose sticking out.

Well, ain't that a kick in da' nuts!

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Actually, it bears a shocking resemblance to:

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I thought the same thing too, as my post above suggests.
 
2020-11-22 10:20:00 AM  
I first read gonk as somethign else and I was thinking man the Koreans are going to riot.
 
2020-11-22 10:24:51 AM  
That's not a gonk. This is a Gonk!
 
2020-11-22 10:32:12 AM  
Sesame Street, Geefle and Gonk.
/My lawn, get off of it.
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2020-11-22 10:38:05 AM  
Fark, I'm disappointed in you. Here it is.
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2020-11-22 10:49:31 AM  
Looked like a clitoris on the horizontal.
 
2020-11-22 10:52:51 AM  

Monty_Zoncolan: bingethinker: WTF is a gonk?

The newest name for my penis!


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2020-11-22 10:53:30 AM  

ChubbyTiger: I'm pervier then most, but I don't see it. That's a nose.


That's what a Scandinavian penis looks like.  Duh.
 
2020-11-22 10:54:51 AM  
The Gonk is a great tune to ice skate to.

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2020-11-22 11:03:15 AM  

bingethinker: WTF is a gonk?


Must be a British term.
 
2020-11-22 11:05:25 AM  
Be glad it wasn't a Donk
 
2020-11-22 11:10:50 AM  
The article says it's Scandinavian, in which case it isn't a gonk. The gonk Wikipedia page also shows examples of gonks, none of which look like the one in the article. The thing pictured in the article is a Scandinavian Christmas gnome.
 
2020-11-22 11:15:30 AM  

kdawg7736: [thesun.co.uk image 530x960]

Looks like a festive version of....

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It looks like day old ham
 
2020-11-22 11:16:02 AM  

Mega Steve: Be glad it wasn't a Donk


Or a Zonk.

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2020-11-22 11:18:22 AM  
Tootsie Roll Commercial (1977)
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2020-11-22 11:22:40 AM  
Who would have thought that the side effects of being locked down this long was that everything would start to look like a penis.
 
2020-11-22 11:24:27 AM  
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*parp*
 
2020-11-22 11:30:13 AM  
Too bad it didn't have a big jiggy ass.

Then it would have been a badonkadonk gonk.
 
2020-11-22 11:38:18 AM  
So gonks are the British equivalent to pet rocks?
 
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