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(Twitter)   So we've come to the point in the timeline where the lawyer for the President of the United States of America is tweeting about "Micropenis"   (twitter.com) divider line
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ShavedOrangutan [TotalFark]
2020-11-22 12:27:14 AM  
227 votes:

Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?


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Gollie
2020-11-22 9:39:51 AM  
59 votes:

skinink: So, I see she's had to help Giuliani remove his "microphone pack".

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hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 8:05:37 AM  
58 votes:
What is amazing to me, is that Hulu cleared a joke for the new Animaniacs, that features a Tucker Carlson clone, about him wearing ladybug underwear.

That's where we are.
 
Walker [TotalFark]
2020-11-22 12:25:08 AM  
57 votes:
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Mr. Coffee Nerves [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 7:25:46 AM  
50 votes:
She's about two months away from running ads on OANN with the copy

"Does being forced to wear a mask in Walmart violate your freedoms and cause flare-ups in your transvaginal mesothelioma? Now you can have the lawyer who worked for America's Real President, Donald Trump. The Ellis Law Firm guarantees you a massive cash settlement* using Biblical legal arguments that have never lost** and your case will be handled by Jenna Ellis herself***"

*Not a guarantee
**Except in court
***Jenna Ellis may not be actual size
 
NewportBarGuy [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 7:01:54 AM  
42 votes:
She's a Liberty University lawyer? Oh Jesus Christ.
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 8:27:29 AM  
33 votes:

sirrerun: silvervial: I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"

It's just a fantasy.


Caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality.
 
HailRobonia [BareFark]
2020-11-22 9:34:29 AM  
30 votes:
I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

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hubiestubert [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 6:18:29 AM  
28 votes:
To be fair, if she's on Team Trump, she's had to learn a lot about micropeen, and NDA or no, it's hard to get out of your head otherwise...
 
null [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 2:39:00 AM  
28 votes:

ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

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🍄 vs. 🍆, possibly even 🥖.
 
Number 216
2020-11-22 9:20:42 AM  
27 votes:
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Prank Call of Cthulhu
2020-11-22 9:08:42 AM  
16 votes:
Is she talking about her clit?
 
sirrerun [TotalFark]
2020-11-22 8:18:26 AM  
16 votes:

silvervial: I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"


It's just a fantasy.
 
Prank Call of Cthulhu
2020-11-22 9:44:38 AM  
15 votes:
WizardSleeve Syndrome. Sad.
 
Demetrius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 6:55:45 AM  
12 votes:
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Number 216
2020-11-22 1:22:25 PM  
11 votes:
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skinink [OhFark]
2020-11-22 9:23:36 AM  
11 votes:
So, I see she's had to help Giuliani remove his "microphone pack".

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Ivo Shandor [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 11:39:07 AM  
10 votes:
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orbister
2020-11-22 10:31:24 AM  
10 votes:

Cyber Duck: She's working for Trump, so she likely is working pro bono, whether she realizes it or not.


Pro microbono, if the rumours are true.
 
bughunter
2020-11-22 11:50:07 AM  
9 votes:

I May Be Crazy But...: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Vegemite: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

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Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.

wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying

Are we saying Melania's hips lie?

Point being that in bone structure  Michelle has the more womanly hips of the two. So why not pick on Melania for looking like a man? (I know the answer).

Have you seen her arms?!  They're, like, twice the size of mine and I'm super strong and manly.  She must have a penis.

Just to make sure, that was sarcasm.


Well, she does look disturbingly similar to Vlad.

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tinyarena
2020-11-22 10:55:44 AM  
9 votes:
Recently, I've read  Articles about

The Presidents Spiritual Advisor
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The Presidents Medical Advisor
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The Presidents Legal  Advisor
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Now, maybe it's just me, but..
 
edmo [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 9:57:13 AM  
9 votes:
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2farknfunny
2020-11-22 11:48:24 AM  
7 votes:

Jeebus Saves: Jesus christ twitter is garbage.  It's the digital version of the National Enquirer, and it's keeping millions "informed".


twitter is bathroom graffiti.  The hashtag tells you which stall
 
Mr. Shabooboo
2020-11-22 3:17:05 PM  
6 votes:

SumoJeb: After nearly 40 years on earth with a tallywhacker hanging between my legs, I would totally sign up for a micropenis.


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(This scene will ALWAYS make me laugh)
 
Parthenogenetic
2020-11-22 10:01:29 AM  
6 votes:

Number 216: [Fark user image image 425x338]


Is... is that Press Snekretary?
 
Hassan Ben Sobr
2020-11-22 10:01:20 AM  
6 votes:
No Jenna, that's your clitoris.
 
Europos
2020-11-22 11:54:33 AM  
5 votes:

Richard Blaine: [Fark user image 828x957]


Yeah, yeah. This looks all very harmless, but wait until the the dude in the upper left comes out as gay and all hell breaks loose.
 
Natalie Portmanteau
2020-11-22 11:42:26 AM  
5 votes:

GregInIndy: It's terrible to watch her publicly face the throes of her neurological complications from syphilis like this.

I prefer empathy here. Let she who has not tag-teamed Wall St bro-ham douchebags like a set of fingercuffs for over a decade cast the first stone.


*picks up rock*

You said last decade, right?
 
BolshyGreatYarblocks
2020-11-22 11:01:21 AM  
5 votes:

HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

[mikerowe.com image 634x342]


Mike Rowe knows Koch.
 
GregInIndy [TotalFark]
2020-11-22 10:17:59 AM  
5 votes:
It's terrible to watch her publicly face the throes of her neurological complications from syphilis like this.

I prefer empathy here. Let she who has not tag-teamed Wall St bro-ham douchebags like a set of fingercuffs for over a decade cast the first stone.
 
Nick Nostril [TotalFark]
2020-11-22 10:13:42 AM  
5 votes:
I believe it's spelled c-l-e-n-i-s.
 
doomjesse
2020-11-22 9:49:16 AM  
5 votes:

wrenchboy: hubiestubert: ladybug underwear.

I Googled that term.

/speechless


I googled it.  Maybe I used the wrong terms.  Maybe I'm just a different level of pervert.  At any rate I'm still confused.  Would not recommend.  Would not fap to again.
 
silvervial
2020-11-22 12:45:39 AM  
5 votes:
I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"
 
anuran
2020-11-22 2:51:33 PM  
4 votes:

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


All of his lawyers are working pro bozo whether they realize it yet or not
 
bughunter
2020-11-22 11:38:43 AM  
4 votes:
What is it about the name "Jenna?"

Every Jenna I've ever known has been a total Coont.

Sorry to any non-coont Jennas out there.  Maybe change your name to Karen or something less coonty?
 
IamTomJoad
2020-11-22 9:29:09 AM  
4 votes:
Well, if she attended Liberty perhaps she knows a thing or two about micropenises.....or watching

Maybe both
 
Snarcoleptic_Hoosier [TotalFark]
2020-11-22 9:11:54 AM  
4 votes:
I'm pretty sure disclosing client secrets, physiological or otherwise, via Twitter is a gross violation of legal ethics.
 
thealgorerhythm
2020-11-22 1:50:51 PM  
3 votes:

Richard Blaine: [Fark user image image 828x957]


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FTFY
 
Barricaded Gunman
2020-11-22 10:30:18 AM  
3 votes:
If this is her level of discourse, is it safe to assume that she'd be okay if he responded by calling her a "lying, horse-faced whore with monkey tits"?
 
Nurglitch
2020-11-22 10:20:53 AM  
3 votes:
Ha ha, our enemies are promiscuous and ugly.
 
Pestifer [TotalFark]
2020-11-22 10:10:46 AM  
3 votes:
Guys, this is Frank Luntz she's responding to. The guy who invented the term "Death Tax" to kill the estate tax and make oligopoly inevitable and heritable. He probably does have a micropenis. In any event
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EL EM
2020-11-22 9:35:35 AM  
3 votes:
Aren't all right wing tweets really about micro penis?
 
NEDM
2020-11-22 9:10:23 AM  
3 votes:

Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.


Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.
 
mrparks
2020-11-22 6:07:45 PM  
2 votes:
I like a big man in a tiny boat.
 
mateomaui
2020-11-22 4:28:08 PM  
2 votes:
Was expecting Guiliani.

How disappointing.
 
SumoJeb
2020-11-22 12:48:34 PM  
2 votes:
After nearly 40 years on earth with a tallywhacker hanging between my legs, I would totally sign up for a micropenis.
 
Aquapope
2020-11-22 12:46:07 PM  
2 votes:

Europos: Richard Blaine: [Fark user image 828x957]

Yeah, yeah. This looks all very harmless, but wait until the the dude in the upper left comes out as gay and all hell breaks loose.


The dark-haired girl on the right had an abortion the week after that painting - she was never invited to a Thanksgiving dinner again.
 
Richard Blaine
2020-11-22 11:42:06 AM  
2 votes:
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brantgoose [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 10:09:41 AM  
2 votes:

ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

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Worship the Trump Gonk! Worship it! It is the little Gilded God, er, gelded God.
 
MycroftHolmes
2020-11-22 10:09:14 AM  
2 votes:

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


Any lawyer or contractor who works for trump is effectively working Pro Bono
 
Vegemite
2020-11-22 9:55:15 AM  
2 votes:

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.

wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying


Are we saying Melania's hips lie?
 
thurstonxhowell
2020-11-22 9:35:24 AM  
2 votes:
Wow. That is exactly as intelligent as what she says court.
 
Cyber Duck
2020-11-22 9:20:06 AM  
2 votes:

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


She's working for Trump, so she likely is working pro bono, whether she realizes it or not.
 
planes
2020-11-22 9:10:59 AM  
2 votes:

ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]


Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.
 
Jeebus Saves
2020-11-22 9:10:11 AM  
2 votes:
Jesus christ twitter is garbage.  It's the digital version of the National Enquirer, and it's keeping millions "informed".
 
Marcus Aurelius [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 8:17:31 AM  
2 votes:

Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]


Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.
 
potierrh [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 12:52:41 AM  
2 votes:
Every accusation...
 
Latinwolf [TotalFark]
2020-11-23 10:52:26 AM  
1 vote:

tinyarena: Recently, I've read  Articles about

The Presidents Spiritual Advisor
[Fark user image 200x158]

The Presidents Medical Advisor
[Fark user image 200x158]

The Presidents Legal  Advisor
[Fark user image 200x158]

Now, maybe it's just me, but..


If that's who I think it is, he was harder to kill than Dracula.
 
Begoggle
2020-11-22 11:12:08 AM  
1 vote:

MillionDollarMo: What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.


How is your post here any different than saying something on Twitter?
 
MillionDollarMo
2020-11-22 11:07:46 AM  
1 vote:
What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.
 
dkulprit
2020-11-22 10:06:07 AM  
1 vote:

HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

[mikerowe.com image 634x342]


Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.
 
Charles of York [TotalFark]
2020-11-22 9:46:39 AM  
1 vote:
Jenna and people of her ilk are a danger to democracy
 
JustHereForThePics
2020-11-22 9:45:16 AM  
1 vote:

Bazolar: This country really does need an up against the wall moment for all these traitors.  I doubt we'll get it, but for the good of the nation going forward, we need it.  Otherwise, we're gonna be right back here and maybe with a smarter conservative at the helm.

We don't need a Come to Jesus moment so much as a Biatchslap to Reality moment.


You want to turn these farking idiots into martyrs now?

You better think this one through.
 
ukexpat
2020-11-22 9:26:15 AM  
1 vote:

wrenchboy: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

She gettin paid!


...or at least she thinks she is. I wonder how many of his "legal" team have insisted on payment in cash up-front, in unmarked bills?
 
wrenchboy [TotalFark]
2020-11-22 9:19:42 AM  
1 vote:

hubiestubert: ladybug underwear.


I Googled that term.

/speechless
 
iheartscotch [TotalFark]
2020-11-22 9:16:41 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like peen envy to me.....
 
danvon
2020-11-22 12:56:39 AM  
1 vote:
She should be preparing for her next humiliating, career-destroying defeat rather than posting on Twitter.
 
Circusdog320 [TotalFark] [OhFark]
2020-11-22 12:16:45 AM  
1 vote:
So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?
 
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