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2020-11-22 6:55:45 AM  
160 votes:
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2020-11-22 12:25:08 AM  
58 votes:
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2020-11-22 9:28:49 AM  
42 votes:
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This guy gets it
 
2020-11-22 12:52:41 AM  
38 votes:
Every accusation...
 
2020-11-22 12:16:45 AM  
37 votes:
So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?
 
2020-11-22 12:56:39 AM  
33 votes:
She should be preparing for her next humiliating, career-destroying defeat rather than posting on Twitter.
 
2020-11-22 9:20:06 AM  
30 votes:

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


She's working for Trump, so she likely is working pro bono, whether she realizes it or not.
 
2020-11-22 9:10:11 AM  
30 votes:
Jesus christ twitter is garbage.  It's the digital version of the National Enquirer, and it's keeping millions "informed".
 
2020-11-22 12:45:39 AM  
29 votes:
I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"
 
2020-11-22 9:28:48 AM  
28 votes:

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?


Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.
 
2020-11-22 12:27:14 AM  
26 votes:

Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?


From the responses:

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2020-11-22 9:35:25 AM  
22 votes:
This country really does need an up against the wall moment for all these traitors.  I doubt we'll get it, but for the good of the nation going forward, we need it.  Otherwise, we're gonna be right back here and maybe with a smarter conservative at the helm.

We don't need a Come to Jesus moment so much as a Biatchslap to Reality moment.
 
2020-11-22 10:06:07 AM  
15 votes:

HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

[mikerowe.com image 634x342]


Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.
 
2020-11-22 7:25:46 AM  
15 votes:
She's about two months away from running ads on OANN with the copy

"Does being forced to wear a mask in Walmart violate your freedoms and cause flare-ups in your transvaginal mesothelioma? Now you can have the lawyer who worked for America's Real President, Donald Trump. The Ellis Law Firm guarantees you a massive cash settlement* using Biblical legal arguments that have never lost** and your case will be handled by Jenna Ellis herself***"

*Not a guarantee
**Except in court
***Jenna Ellis may not be actual size
 
2020-11-22 10:23:58 AM  
12 votes:
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl:
can anyone parse this?

That commenter is a racist, misogynist calling Michelle Obama by a traditionally male name.   you can safely add him to your ignore list without missing any useful posts.
 
2020-11-22 11:56:18 AM  
11 votes:

Richard Blaine: [Fark user image 828x957]


You do know that that painting is called "Freedom from Want", right?   Along with three other paintings depicting the Four Freedoms that FDR spoke of.
 
2020-11-22 10:10:46 AM  
11 votes:
Guys, this is Frank Luntz she's responding to. The guy who invented the term "Death Tax" to kill the estate tax and make oligopoly inevitable and heritable. He probably does have a micropenis. In any event
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2020-11-22 8:17:31 AM  
11 votes:

Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]


Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.
 
2020-11-22 10:04:36 AM  
9 votes:

ukexpat: wrenchboy: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

She gettin paid!

...or at least she thinks she is. I wonder how many of his "legal" team have insisted on payment in cash up-front, in unmarked bills?


Yeah, Trump campaign has unpaid debts from 2016 still, and I bet those have to be paid off first, than 2020 campaign....  then the 2020 attempt at theft of presidency bills.

The law states that any unpaid debt still has to be paid after the run and will have to file with the FEC until the debts are paid off.

We already know Trump is king of bankruptcy, but it doesn't look like you can discharge campaign debt through bankruptcy.

No commercial vendor or other creditor is required to forgive or settle debts owed by committees.
 
2020-11-22 9:46:59 AM  
9 votes:

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?


The user is seeking the most efficient avenue to being ignored by the most people in the smallest amount of time.
 
2020-11-22 9:46:39 AM  
9 votes:
Jenna and people of her ilk are a danger to democracy
 
2020-11-22 11:19:54 AM  
8 votes:

Begoggle: MillionDollarMo: What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.

How is your post here any different than saying something on Twitter?


I sincerely hope I have far fewer than 10,000 posts, let alone 30,000

And Fark is just for goofing off, it's all jokes and mostly anonymous. On Twitter these people think what they say is important, but rarely add anything of substance.
 
2020-11-22 10:46:05 AM  
8 votes:

Resident Muslim: Demetrius: [Fark user image image 850x451]

Sorry, I'm confused.
Is she on team trump or is that a parody account?


Like other Republicans she was anti-trump, them he took office and realized the grift is profitable and joined the Trump train.
 
2020-11-22 10:09:14 AM  
8 votes:

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


Any lawyer or contractor who works for trump is effectively working Pro Bono
 
2020-11-22 10:30:18 AM  
7 votes:
If this is her level of discourse, is it safe to assume that she'd be okay if he responded by calling her a "lying, horse-faced whore with monkey tits"?
 
2020-11-22 1:50:51 PM  
6 votes:

Richard Blaine: [Fark user image image 828x957]


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FTFY
 
2020-11-22 9:11:54 AM  
6 votes:
I'm pretty sure disclosing client secrets, physiological or otherwise, via Twitter is a gross violation of legal ethics.
 
2020-11-22 7:01:54 AM  
6 votes:
She's a Liberty University lawyer? Oh Jesus Christ.
 
2020-11-22 12:16:35 PM  
5 votes:
Just another Trump waterhead who thinks there's a future for her in the Trump organization because Donny will just be so grateful for her dedicated work.

Know what, Jenna? He'll remember you just as much as the last tissue he used to blow his nose.

The only future these idiots have is unemployment, because their names will be toxic. Working for Trump or his administration is not the resume-builder they are expecting it to be and even the shiatass lobbyists on K Street aren't interested in the dummies Trump has recruited to burn the place down.
 
2020-11-22 11:12:08 AM  
5 votes:

MillionDollarMo: What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.


How is your post here any different than saying something on Twitter?
 
2020-11-22 11:07:46 AM  
5 votes:
What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.
 
2020-11-22 9:35:24 AM  
5 votes:
Wow. That is exactly as intelligent as what she says court.
 
2020-11-22 9:26:15 AM  
5 votes:

wrenchboy: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

She gettin paid!


...or at least she thinks she is. I wonder how many of his "legal" team have insisted on payment in cash up-front, in unmarked bills?
 
2020-11-22 9:18:38 AM  
5 votes:

planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.


can anyone parse this?
 
2020-11-22 6:18:29 AM  
5 votes:
To be fair, if she's on Team Trump, she's had to learn a lot about micropeen, and NDA or no, it's hard to get out of your head otherwise...
 
2020-11-22 2:39:00 AM  
5 votes:

ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

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🍄 vs. 🍆, possibly even 🥖.
 
2020-11-22 12:30:59 PM  
4 votes:

Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]


Trump loves making his detractors come back and crawl through and swallow their criticisms of him. Look how he's turned Lindsay Graham, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio into feckless lapdogs. While I love seeing the screenshot of this tweet, I suspect if Trump ever comes across it, it just brings him joy at the thought of how he's made another one crawl and eat their own words (and she'll fight like hell to get paid 50-cents on the dollar if she's lucky).
 
2020-11-22 10:55:44 AM  
4 votes:
Recently, I've read  Articles about

The Presidents Spiritual Advisor
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The Presidents Medical Advisor
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The Presidents Legal  Advisor
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Now, maybe it's just me, but..
 
2020-11-22 10:27:27 AM  
4 votes:

Vegemite: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.

wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying

Are we saying Melania's hips lie?


Point being that in bone structure  Michelle has the more womanly hips of the two. So why not pick on Melania for looking like a man? (I know the answer).
 
2020-11-22 10:07:09 AM  
4 votes:

JustHereForThePics: Bazolar: This country really does need an up against the wall moment for all these traitors.  I doubt we'll get it, but for the good of the nation going forward, we need it.  Otherwise, we're gonna be right back here and maybe with a smarter conservative at the helm.

We don't need a Come to Jesus moment so much as a Biatchslap to Reality moment.

You want to turn these farking idiots into martyrs now?

You better think this one through.


If you haven't noticed, they're already martyrs.
 
2020-11-22 8:27:29 AM  
4 votes:

sirrerun: silvervial: I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"

It's just a fantasy.


Caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality.
 
2020-11-22 12:46:07 PM  
3 votes:

Europos: Richard Blaine: [Fark user image 828x957]

Yeah, yeah. This looks all very harmless, but wait until the the dude in the upper left comes out as gay and all hell breaks loose.


The dark-haired girl on the right had an abortion the week after that painting - she was never invited to a Thanksgiving dinner again.
 
2020-11-22 9:57:13 AM  
3 votes:
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2020-11-22 9:52:48 AM  
3 votes:

UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.


wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying
 
2020-11-22 9:35:35 AM  
3 votes:
Aren't all right wing tweets really about micro penis?
 
2020-11-22 9:29:09 AM  
3 votes:
Well, if she attended Liberty perhaps she knows a thing or two about micropenises.....or watching

Maybe both
 
2020-11-22 9:14:48 AM  
3 votes:
i wish Preet would interview her
 
2020-11-22 4:01:18 PM  
2 votes:

dkulprit: HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

[mikerowe.com image 634x342]

Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.


I was unaware of it.... (google google google) aw crap.
 
2020-11-22 3:25:50 PM  
2 votes:
Conservatism is textbook small dick energy.
 
2020-11-22 2:49:41 PM  
2 votes:

MillionDollarMo: What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.


being on Twitter is like being stuck in reply all hell.
 
2020-11-22 11:09:04 AM  
2 votes:

dkulprit: HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

[mikerowe.com image 634x342]

Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.


Oh wow, I missed that.   He has said some things I didn't like and while I have appreciated his idea that physical work is something to be proud of (we are commercial fishermen...that's how I first knew of him) I had already been giving him the side eye for a number of years.   But that reads like Ayn Rand wrote a Boy Scout pledge.   It's even in cartoons on his site.
 
2020-11-22 9:55:15 AM  
2 votes:

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.

wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying


Are we saying Melania's hips lie?
 
2020-11-22 8:18:26 AM  
2 votes:

silvervial: I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"


It's just a fantasy.
 
2020-11-22 8:05:37 AM  
2 votes:
What is amazing to me, is that Hulu cleared a joke for the new Animaniacs, that features a Tucker Carlson clone, about him wearing ladybug underwear.

That's where we are.
 
2020-11-22 7:00:44 PM  
1 vote:

Mr. Shabooboo: Number 216: [Fark user image 425x338]

wait wait wait...Is Bensane Garrison ripping off Snek?? Holy cow!

Either Bensane created Snek...OR Bensane is also another farker.... :D


Bensane Garrison is another Farker.
 
2020-11-22 3:46:35 PM  
1 vote:

NewportBarGuy: She's a Liberty University lawyer? Oh Jesus Christ.


Dude. You took the words right out of my mouth. Liberty is such a joke.
 
2020-11-22 2:53:40 PM  
1 vote:

Dewey Fidalgo: dkulprit: HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

[mikerowe.com image 634x342]

Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.

Oh wow, I missed that.   He has said some things I didn't like and while I have appreciated his idea that physical work is something to be proud of (we are commercial fishermen...that's how I first knew of him) I had already been giving him the side eye for a number of years.   But that reads like Ayn Rand wrote a Boy Scout pledge.   It's even in cartoons on his site.


LOL.
No job is a bad job?
Cool.
So does he support the fight for 15?
 
2020-11-22 12:37:28 PM  
1 vote:

dkulprit: Resident Muslim: Demetrius: [Fark user image image 850x451]

Sorry, I'm confused.
Is she on team trump or is that a parody account?

Like other Republicans she was anti-trump, them he took office and realized the grift is profitable and joined the Trump train.


It is interesting to me though the one's who did jump on the Trump Train like Ellis and others, vs. those like Navarro and others who never waivered and stuck by their original (and correct and accurate) assessments of Trump.

Then you have the 3rd types like Joe Walsh who WERE Pro-Trump in 2016, I guess thinking he'd "rise to the occasion" as POTUS, but, have seen since that he is actually worse than expected.
 
2020-11-22 12:36:25 PM  
1 vote:
The weird thing is that when I click twitter thru Fark I get crazy GOP twitter.  It's totally BS crazy.
 
2020-11-22 11:42:06 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-11-22 9:39:51 AM  
1 vote:

skinink: So, I see she's had to help Giuliani remove his "microphone pack".

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2020-11-22 9:34:29 AM  
1 vote:
I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

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2020-11-22 9:28:36 AM  
1 vote:

hubiestubert: What is amazing to me, is that Hulu cleared a joke for the new Animaniacs, that features a Tucker Carlson clone, about him wearing ladybug underwear.

That's where we are.


Apparently I need to check this out...
 
2020-11-22 9:23:36 AM  
1 vote:
So, I see she's had to help Giuliani remove his "microphone pack".

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2020-11-22 9:20:42 AM  
1 vote:
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2020-11-22 9:16:52 AM  
1 vote:

Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]


She gettin paid!
 
2020-11-22 9:16:41 AM  
1 vote:
Sounds like peen envy to me.....
 
2020-11-22 9:10:59 AM  
1 vote:

ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]


Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.
 
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