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2020-11-22 2:53:40 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: dkulprit: HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

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Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.

Oh wow, I missed that.   He has said some things I didn't like and while I have appreciated his idea that physical work is something to be proud of (we are commercial fishermen...that's how I first knew of him) I had already been giving him the side eye for a number of years.   But that reads like Ayn Rand wrote a Boy Scout pledge.   It's even in cartoons on his site.


LOL.
No job is a bad job?
Cool.
So does he support the fight for 15?
 
2020-11-22 3:09:53 PM  

Number 216: [Fark user image 425x338]


wait wait wait...Is Bensane Garrison ripping off Snek?? Holy cow!

Either Bensane created Snek...OR Bensane is also another farker.... :D
 
2020-11-22 3:17:05 PM  

SumoJeb: After nearly 40 years on earth with a tallywhacker hanging between my legs, I would totally sign up for a micropenis.


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(This scene will ALWAYS make me laugh)
 
2020-11-22 3:25:50 PM  
Conservatism is textbook small dick energy.
 
2020-11-22 3:46:35 PM  

NewportBarGuy: She's a Liberty University lawyer? Oh Jesus Christ.


Dude. You took the words right out of my mouth. Liberty is such a joke.
 
2020-11-22 4:01:18 PM  

dkulprit: HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

[mikerowe.com image 634x342]

Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.


I was unaware of it.... (google google google) aw crap.
 
2020-11-22 4:28:08 PM  
Was expecting Guiliani.

How disappointing.
 
2020-11-22 4:55:20 PM  

JustHereForThePics: Bazolar: This country really does need an up against the wall moment for all these traitors.  I doubt we'll get it, but for the good of the nation going forward, we need it.  Otherwise, we're gonna be right back here and maybe with a smarter conservative at the helm.

We don't need a Come to Jesus moment so much as a Biatchslap to Reality moment.

You want to turn these farking idiots into martyrs now?

You better think this one through.


They already insist they are. What would even change?
 
2020-11-22 5:59:24 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [Fark user image 425x467]

This guy gets it


Soooo, is this real? I mean....I can't even tell anymore.
 
2020-11-22 6:05:39 PM  

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


Well, since Trump is her client she is either way as he never pays his debts.
 
2020-11-22 6:07:45 PM  
I like a big man in a tiny boat.
 
2020-11-22 7:00:44 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Number 216: [Fark user image 425x338]

wait wait wait...Is Bensane Garrison ripping off Snek?? Holy cow!

Either Bensane created Snek...OR Bensane is also another farker.... :D


Bensane Garrison is another Farker.
 
2020-11-23 10:52:26 AM  

tinyarena: Recently, I've read  Articles about

The Presidents Spiritual Advisor
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The Presidents Medical Advisor
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The Presidents Legal  Advisor
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Now, maybe it's just me, but..


If that's who I think it is, he was harder to kill than Dracula.
 
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