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2020-11-22 12:14:10 AM  
Original Tweet:

 
2020-11-22 12:16:45 AM  
So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?
 
2020-11-22 12:25:08 AM  
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2020-11-22 12:27:14 AM  

Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?


From the responses:

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2020-11-22 12:45:39 AM  
I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"
 
2020-11-22 12:52:41 AM  
Every accusation...
 
2020-11-22 12:56:39 AM  
She should be preparing for her next humiliating, career-destroying defeat rather than posting on Twitter.
 
2020-11-22 2:39:00 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

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🍄 vs. 🍆, possibly even 🥖.
 
2020-11-22 6:18:29 AM  
To be fair, if she's on Team Trump, she's had to learn a lot about micropeen, and NDA or no, it's hard to get out of your head otherwise...
 
2020-11-22 6:55:45 AM  
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2020-11-22 7:01:54 AM  
She's a Liberty University lawyer? Oh Jesus Christ.
 
2020-11-22 7:25:46 AM  
She's about two months away from running ads on OANN with the copy

"Does being forced to wear a mask in Walmart violate your freedoms and cause flare-ups in your transvaginal mesothelioma? Now you can have the lawyer who worked for America's Real President, Donald Trump. The Ellis Law Firm guarantees you a massive cash settlement* using Biblical legal arguments that have never lost** and your case will be handled by Jenna Ellis herself***"

*Not a guarantee
**Except in court
***Jenna Ellis may not be actual size
 
2020-11-22 8:05:37 AM  
What is amazing to me, is that Hulu cleared a joke for the new Animaniacs, that features a Tucker Carlson clone, about him wearing ladybug underwear.

That's where we are.
 
2020-11-22 8:17:31 AM  

Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]


Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.
 
2020-11-22 8:18:26 AM  

silvervial: I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"


It's just a fantasy.
 
2020-11-22 8:27:29 AM  

sirrerun: silvervial: I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"

It's just a fantasy.


Caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality.
 
2020-11-22 9:08:42 AM  
Is she talking about her clit?
 
2020-11-22 9:10:11 AM  
Jesus christ twitter is garbage.  It's the digital version of the National Enquirer, and it's keeping millions "informed".
 
2020-11-22 9:10:23 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.


Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.
 
2020-11-22 9:10:59 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

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Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.
 
2020-11-22 9:11:54 AM  
I'm pretty sure disclosing client secrets, physiological or otherwise, via Twitter is a gross violation of legal ethics.
 
2020-11-22 9:14:48 AM  
i wish Preet would interview her
 
2020-11-22 9:16:41 AM  
Sounds like peen envy to me.....
 
2020-11-22 9:16:52 AM  

Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]


She gettin paid!
 
2020-11-22 9:18:38 AM  

planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

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Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.


can anyone parse this?
 
2020-11-22 9:19:42 AM  

hubiestubert: ladybug underwear.


I Googled that term.

/speechless
 
2020-11-22 9:20:06 AM  

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


She's working for Trump, so she likely is working pro bono, whether she realizes it or not.
 
2020-11-22 9:20:42 AM  
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2020-11-22 9:23:36 AM  
So, I see she's had to help Giuliani remove his "microphone pack".

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2020-11-22 9:26:15 AM  

wrenchboy: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

She gettin paid!


...or at least she thinks she is. I wonder how many of his "legal" team have insisted on payment in cash up-front, in unmarked bills?
 
2020-11-22 9:28:36 AM  

hubiestubert: What is amazing to me, is that Hulu cleared a joke for the new Animaniacs, that features a Tucker Carlson clone, about him wearing ladybug underwear.

That's where we are.


Apparently I need to check this out...
 
2020-11-22 9:28:48 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

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Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?


Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.
 
2020-11-22 9:28:49 AM  
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This guy gets it
 
2020-11-22 9:29:09 AM  
Well, if she attended Liberty perhaps she knows a thing or two about micropenises.....or watching

Maybe both
 
2020-11-22 9:34:29 AM  
I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

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2020-11-22 9:35:24 AM  
Wow. That is exactly as intelligent as what she says court.
 
2020-11-22 9:35:25 AM  
This country really does need an up against the wall moment for all these traitors.  I doubt we'll get it, but for the good of the nation going forward, we need it.  Otherwise, we're gonna be right back here and maybe with a smarter conservative at the helm.

We don't need a Come to Jesus moment so much as a Biatchslap to Reality moment.
 
2020-11-22 9:35:35 AM  
Aren't all right wing tweets really about micro penis?
 
2020-11-22 9:39:51 AM  

skinink: So, I see she's had to help Giuliani remove his "microphone pack".

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2020-11-22 9:44:38 AM  
WizardSleeve Syndrome. Sad.
 
2020-11-22 9:45:16 AM  

Bazolar: This country really does need an up against the wall moment for all these traitors.  I doubt we'll get it, but for the good of the nation going forward, we need it.  Otherwise, we're gonna be right back here and maybe with a smarter conservative at the helm.

We don't need a Come to Jesus moment so much as a Biatchslap to Reality moment.


You want to turn these farking idiots into martyrs now?

You better think this one through.
 
2020-11-22 9:46:39 AM  
Jenna and people of her ilk are a danger to democracy
 
2020-11-22 9:46:48 AM  
Sad! and thinking emoji are two ways to tell people not to take you seriously.
 
2020-11-22 9:46:59 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

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Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?


The user is seeking the most efficient avenue to being ignored by the most people in the smallest amount of time.
 
2020-11-22 9:49:16 AM  

wrenchboy: hubiestubert: ladybug underwear.

I Googled that term.

/speechless


I googled it.  Maybe I used the wrong terms.  Maybe I'm just a different level of pervert.  At any rate I'm still confused.  Would not recommend.  Would not fap to again.
 
2020-11-22 9:52:48 AM  

UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.


wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying
 
2020-11-22 9:55:15 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.

wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying


Are we saying Melania's hips lie?
 
2020-11-22 9:57:13 AM  
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2020-11-22 10:01:20 AM  
No Jenna, that's your clitoris.
 
2020-11-22 10:01:29 AM  

Number 216: [Fark user image image 425x338]


Is... is that Press Snekretary?
 
2020-11-22 10:04:36 AM  

ukexpat: wrenchboy: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

She gettin paid!

...or at least she thinks she is. I wonder how many of his "legal" team have insisted on payment in cash up-front, in unmarked bills?


Yeah, Trump campaign has unpaid debts from 2016 still, and I bet those have to be paid off first, than 2020 campaign....  then the 2020 attempt at theft of presidency bills.

The law states that any unpaid debt still has to be paid after the run and will have to file with the FEC until the debts are paid off.

We already know Trump is king of bankruptcy, but it doesn't look like you can discharge campaign debt through bankruptcy.

No commercial vendor or other creditor is required to forgive or settle debts owed by committees.
 
2020-11-22 10:06:07 AM  

HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

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Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.
 
2020-11-22 10:07:09 AM  

JustHereForThePics: Bazolar: This country really does need an up against the wall moment for all these traitors.  I doubt we'll get it, but for the good of the nation going forward, we need it.  Otherwise, we're gonna be right back here and maybe with a smarter conservative at the helm.

We don't need a Come to Jesus moment so much as a Biatchslap to Reality moment.

You want to turn these farking idiots into martyrs now?

You better think this one through.


If you haven't noticed, they're already martyrs.
 
2020-11-22 10:09:14 AM  

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


Any lawyer or contractor who works for trump is effectively working Pro Bono
 
2020-11-22 10:09:41 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

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Worship the Trump Gonk! Worship it! It is the little Gilded God, er, gelded God.
 
2020-11-22 10:10:13 AM  
Trump as King Gonk?

I am a stable genius.
 
2020-11-22 10:10:46 AM  
Guys, this is Frank Luntz she's responding to. The guy who invented the term "Death Tax" to kill the estate tax and make oligopoly inevitable and heritable. He probably does have a micropenis. In any event
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2020-11-22 10:13:42 AM  
I believe it's spelled c-l-e-n-i-s.
 
2020-11-22 10:17:59 AM  
It's terrible to watch her publicly face the throes of her neurological complications from syphilis like this.

I prefer empathy here. Let she who has not tag-teamed Wall St bro-ham douchebags like a set of fingercuffs for over a decade cast the first stone.
 
2020-11-22 10:20:53 AM  
Ha ha, our enemies are promiscuous and ugly.
 
2020-11-22 10:23:58 AM  
DO NOT WANT Poster Girl:
can anyone parse this?

That commenter is a racist, misogynist calling Michelle Obama by a traditionally male name.   you can safely add him to your ignore list without missing any useful posts.
 
2020-11-22 10:24:20 AM  

Demetrius: [Fark user image image 850x451]


Sorry, I'm confused.
Is she on team trump or is that a parody account?
 
2020-11-22 10:27:27 AM  

Vegemite: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.

wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying

Are we saying Melania's hips lie?


Point being that in bone structure  Michelle has the more womanly hips of the two. So why not pick on Melania for looking like a man? (I know the answer).
 
2020-11-22 10:29:07 AM  

Jeebus Saves: Jesus christ twitter is garbage.  It's the digital version of the National Enquirer, and it's keeping millions "informed".


Enquiring minds want to know
 
2020-11-22 10:30:18 AM  
If this is her level of discourse, is it safe to assume that she'd be okay if he responded by calling her a "lying, horse-faced whore with monkey tits"?
 
2020-11-22 10:31:24 AM  

Cyber Duck: She's working for Trump, so she likely is working pro bono, whether she realizes it or not.


Pro microbono, if the rumours are true.
 
2020-11-22 10:40:42 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Vegemite: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.

wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying

Are we saying Melania's hips lie?

Point being that in bone structure  Michelle has the more womanly hips of the two. So why not pick on Melania for looking like a man? (I know the answer).


Have you seen her arms?!  They're, like, twice the size of mine and I'm super strong and manly.  She must have a penis.

Just to make sure, that was sarcasm.
 
2020-11-22 10:46:05 AM  

Resident Muslim: Demetrius: [Fark user image image 850x451]

Sorry, I'm confused.
Is she on team trump or is that a parody account?


Like other Republicans she was anti-trump, them he took office and realized the grift is profitable and joined the Trump train.
 
2020-11-22 10:48:52 AM  
Just assumed it was Rudy.  Actually fairly surprised.
 
2020-11-22 10:55:44 AM  
Recently, I've read  Articles about

The Presidents Spiritual Advisor
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The Presidents Medical Advisor
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The Presidents Legal  Advisor
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Now, maybe it's just me, but..
 
2020-11-22 11:01:21 AM  

HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

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Mike Rowe knows Koch.
 
2020-11-22 11:07:46 AM  
What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.
 
2020-11-22 11:09:04 AM  

dkulprit: HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

[mikerowe.com image 634x342]

Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.


Oh wow, I missed that.   He has said some things I didn't like and while I have appreciated his idea that physical work is something to be proud of (we are commercial fishermen...that's how I first knew of him) I had already been giving him the side eye for a number of years.   But that reads like Ayn Rand wrote a Boy Scout pledge.   It's even in cartoons on his site.
 
2020-11-22 11:12:08 AM  

MillionDollarMo: What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.


How is your post here any different than saying something on Twitter?
 
2020-11-22 11:14:00 AM  

silvervial: I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"


Pretty much since 2012, yeah.  Maybe longer.  2001 - 2008 was a bit surreal in parts, too.
 
2020-11-22 11:19:54 AM  

Begoggle: MillionDollarMo: What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.

How is your post here any different than saying something on Twitter?


I sincerely hope I have far fewer than 10,000 posts, let alone 30,000

And Fark is just for goofing off, it's all jokes and mostly anonymous. On Twitter these people think what they say is important, but rarely add anything of substance.
 
2020-11-22 11:36:03 AM  

thealgorerhythm: [Fark user image 425x467]

This guy gets it


This behavior is grounds for disbarment?
 
2020-11-22 11:38:43 AM  
What is it about the name "Jenna?"

Every Jenna I've ever known has been a total Coont.

Sorry to any non-coont Jennas out there.  Maybe change your name to Karen or something less coonty?
 
2020-11-22 11:39:07 AM  
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2020-11-22 11:40:08 AM  

Rapmaster2000: Sad! and thinking emoji are two ways to tell people not to take you seriously.


There is nothing that will fill me with contempt for a person faster than the thinking emoji. Well, there are a few things, but its the only one that I don't have to even interact with the poster.
 
2020-11-22 11:41:14 AM  

MillionDollarMo: Begoggle: MillionDollarMo: What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.

How is your post here any different than saying something on Twitter?

I sincerely hope I have far fewer than 10,000 posts, let alone 30,000

And Fark is just for goofing off, it's all jokes and mostly anonymous. On Twitter these people think what they say is important, but rarely add anything of substance.


There are a growing number of farkers who only seem to only be able to post twitter screen shots and think it's profound insight.
 
2020-11-22 11:42:06 AM  
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2020-11-22 11:42:26 AM  

GregInIndy: It's terrible to watch her publicly face the throes of her neurological complications from syphilis like this.

I prefer empathy here. Let she who has not tag-teamed Wall St bro-ham douchebags like a set of fingercuffs for over a decade cast the first stone.


*picks up rock*

You said last decade, right?
 
2020-11-22 11:48:24 AM  

Jeebus Saves: Jesus christ twitter is garbage.  It's the digital version of the National Enquirer, and it's keeping millions "informed".


twitter is bathroom graffiti.  The hashtag tells you which stall
 
2020-11-22 11:50:07 AM  

I May Be Crazy But...: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: Vegemite: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.

wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying

Are we saying Melania's hips lie?

Point being that in bone structure  Michelle has the more womanly hips of the two. So why not pick on Melania for looking like a man? (I know the answer).

Have you seen her arms?!  They're, like, twice the size of mine and I'm super strong and manly.  She must have a penis.

Just to make sure, that was sarcasm.


Well, she does look disturbingly similar to Vlad.

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2020-11-22 11:54:33 AM  

Richard Blaine: [Fark user image 828x957]


Yeah, yeah. This looks all very harmless, but wait until the the dude in the upper left comes out as gay and all hell breaks loose.
 
2020-11-22 11:56:18 AM  

Richard Blaine: [Fark user image 828x957]


You do know that that painting is called "Freedom from Want", right?   Along with three other paintings depicting the Four Freedoms that FDR spoke of.
 
2020-11-22 12:16:35 PM  
Just another Trump waterhead who thinks there's a future for her in the Trump organization because Donny will just be so grateful for her dedicated work.

Know what, Jenna? He'll remember you just as much as the last tissue he used to blow his nose.

The only future these idiots have is unemployment, because their names will be toxic. Working for Trump or his administration is not the resume-builder they are expecting it to be and even the shiatass lobbyists on K Street aren't interested in the dummies Trump has recruited to burn the place down.
 
2020-11-22 12:30:59 PM  

Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]


Trump loves making his detractors come back and crawl through and swallow their criticisms of him. Look how he's turned Lindsay Graham, Chris Christie, Ted Cruz and Marco Rubio into feckless lapdogs. While I love seeing the screenshot of this tweet, I suspect if Trump ever comes across it, it just brings him joy at the thought of how he's made another one crawl and eat their own words (and she'll fight like hell to get paid 50-cents on the dollar if she's lucky).
 
2020-11-22 12:36:25 PM  
The weird thing is that when I click twitter thru Fark I get crazy GOP twitter.  It's totally BS crazy.
 
2020-11-22 12:37:28 PM  

dkulprit: Resident Muslim: Demetrius: [Fark user image image 850x451]

Sorry, I'm confused.
Is she on team trump or is that a parody account?

Like other Republicans she was anti-trump, them he took office and realized the grift is profitable and joined the Trump train.


It is interesting to me though the one's who did jump on the Trump Train like Ellis and others, vs. those like Navarro and others who never waivered and stuck by their original (and correct and accurate) assessments of Trump.

Then you have the 3rd types like Joe Walsh who WERE Pro-Trump in 2016, I guess thinking he'd "rise to the occasion" as POTUS, but, have seen since that he is actually worse than expected.
 
2020-11-22 12:46:07 PM  

Europos: Richard Blaine: [Fark user image 828x957]

Yeah, yeah. This looks all very harmless, but wait until the the dude in the upper left comes out as gay and all hell breaks loose.


The dark-haired girl on the right had an abortion the week after that painting - she was never invited to a Thanksgiving dinner again.
 
2020-11-22 12:48:34 PM  
After nearly 40 years on earth with a tallywhacker hanging between my legs, I would totally sign up for a micropenis.
 
2020-11-22 1:22:25 PM  
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2020-11-22 1:35:09 PM  

Marcus Aurelius: sirrerun: silvervial: I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"

It's just a fantasy.

Caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality.


It puts the lotion on its skin.
 
2020-11-22 1:50:51 PM  

Richard Blaine: [Fark user image image 828x957]


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FTFY
 
2020-11-22 2:45:24 PM  

Number 216: [Fark user image image 425x338]


I hope  impaler authorized that.
 
2020-11-22 2:49:41 PM  

MillionDollarMo: What always gets me is when I click on one of these profiles and the person in question has tweeted like 30k times in their life.

Everyone on Twitter spends too much time on Twitter and god damn I don't want to hear about any of it.


being on Twitter is like being stuck in reply all hell.
 
2020-11-22 2:50:23 PM  

dkulprit: Resident Muslim: Demetrius: [Fark user image image 850x451]

Sorry, I'm confused.
Is she on team trump or is that a parody account?

Like other Republicans she was anti-trump, them he took office and realized the grift is profitable and joined the Trump train.


*spit take rereads*

Ah. Ok.
Joined.

Carry on.
 
2020-11-22 2:51:33 PM  

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


All of his lawyers are working pro bozo whether they realize it yet or not
 
2020-11-22 2:53:40 PM  

Dewey Fidalgo: dkulprit: HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

[mikerowe.com image 634x342]

Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.

Oh wow, I missed that.   He has said some things I didn't like and while I have appreciated his idea that physical work is something to be proud of (we are commercial fishermen...that's how I first knew of him) I had already been giving him the side eye for a number of years.   But that reads like Ayn Rand wrote a Boy Scout pledge.   It's even in cartoons on his site.


LOL.
No job is a bad job?
Cool.
So does he support the fight for 15?
 
2020-11-22 3:09:53 PM  

Number 216: [Fark user image 425x338]


wait wait wait...Is Bensane Garrison ripping off Snek?? Holy cow!

Either Bensane created Snek...OR Bensane is also another farker.... :D
 
2020-11-22 3:17:05 PM  

SumoJeb: After nearly 40 years on earth with a tallywhacker hanging between my legs, I would totally sign up for a micropenis.


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(This scene will ALWAYS make me laugh)
 
2020-11-22 3:25:50 PM  
Conservatism is textbook small dick energy.
 
2020-11-22 3:46:35 PM  

NewportBarGuy: She's a Liberty University lawyer? Oh Jesus Christ.


Dude. You took the words right out of my mouth. Liberty is such a joke.
 
2020-11-22 4:01:18 PM  

dkulprit: HailRobonia: I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

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Mike rowe is human garbage.

Even before he was on Trump train I disliked him.  Starting in 2013ish when I heard about his sweat pledge I realized there was a lot to dislike about the man.


I was unaware of it.... (google google google) aw crap.
 
2020-11-22 4:28:08 PM  
Was expecting Guiliani.

How disappointing.
 
2020-11-22 4:55:20 PM  

JustHereForThePics: Bazolar: This country really does need an up against the wall moment for all these traitors.  I doubt we'll get it, but for the good of the nation going forward, we need it.  Otherwise, we're gonna be right back here and maybe with a smarter conservative at the helm.

We don't need a Come to Jesus moment so much as a Biatchslap to Reality moment.

You want to turn these farking idiots into martyrs now?

You better think this one through.


They already insist they are. What would even change?
 
2020-11-22 5:59:24 PM  

thealgorerhythm: [Fark user image 425x467]

This guy gets it


Soooo, is this real? I mean....I can't even tell anymore.
 
2020-11-22 6:05:39 PM  

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


Well, since Trump is her client she is either way as he never pays his debts.
 
2020-11-22 6:07:45 PM  
I like a big man in a tiny boat.
 
2020-11-22 7:00:44 PM  

Mr. Shabooboo: Number 216: [Fark user image 425x338]

wait wait wait...Is Bensane Garrison ripping off Snek?? Holy cow!

Either Bensane created Snek...OR Bensane is also another farker.... :D


Bensane Garrison is another Farker.
 
2020-11-23 10:52:26 AM  

tinyarena: Recently, I've read  Articles about

The Presidents Spiritual Advisor
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The Presidents Medical Advisor
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The Presidents Legal  Advisor
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Now, maybe it's just me, but..


If that's who I think it is, he was harder to kill than Dracula.
 
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