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(Twitter)   So we've come to the point in the timeline where the lawyer for the President of the United States of America is tweeting about "Micropenis"   (twitter.com) divider line
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2020-11-22 12:14:10 AM  
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2020-11-22 12:16:45 AM  
So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?
 
2020-11-22 12:25:08 AM  
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2020-11-22 12:27:14 AM  

Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?


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2020-11-22 12:45:39 AM  
I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"
 
2020-11-22 12:52:41 AM  
Every accusation...
 
2020-11-22 12:56:39 AM  
She should be preparing for her next humiliating, career-destroying defeat rather than posting on Twitter.
 
2020-11-22 2:39:00 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

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🍄 vs. 🍆, possibly even 🥖.
 
2020-11-22 6:18:29 AM  
To be fair, if she's on Team Trump, she's had to learn a lot about micropeen, and NDA or no, it's hard to get out of your head otherwise...
 
2020-11-22 6:55:45 AM  
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2020-11-22 7:01:54 AM  
She's a Liberty University lawyer? Oh Jesus Christ.
 
2020-11-22 7:25:46 AM  
She's about two months away from running ads on OANN with the copy

"Does being forced to wear a mask in Walmart violate your freedoms and cause flare-ups in your transvaginal mesothelioma? Now you can have the lawyer who worked for America's Real President, Donald Trump. The Ellis Law Firm guarantees you a massive cash settlement* using Biblical legal arguments that have never lost** and your case will be handled by Jenna Ellis herself***"

*Not a guarantee
**Except in court
***Jenna Ellis may not be actual size
 
2020-11-22 8:05:37 AM  
What is amazing to me, is that Hulu cleared a joke for the new Animaniacs, that features a Tucker Carlson clone, about him wearing ladybug underwear.

That's where we are.
 
2020-11-22 8:17:31 AM  

Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]


Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.
 
2020-11-22 8:18:26 AM  

silvervial: I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"


It's just a fantasy.
 
2020-11-22 8:27:29 AM  

sirrerun: silvervial: I feel like that kid, David.

"Is this real life?"

It's just a fantasy.


Caught in a landslide, with no escape from reality.
 
2020-11-22 9:08:42 AM  
Is she talking about her clit?
 
2020-11-22 9:10:11 AM  
Jesus christ twitter is garbage.  It's the digital version of the National Enquirer, and it's keeping millions "informed".
 
2020-11-22 9:10:23 AM  

Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.


Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.
 
2020-11-22 9:10:59 AM  

ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

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Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.
 
2020-11-22 9:11:54 AM  
I'm pretty sure disclosing client secrets, physiological or otherwise, via Twitter is a gross violation of legal ethics.
 
2020-11-22 9:14:48 AM  
i wish Preet would interview her
 
2020-11-22 9:16:41 AM  
Sounds like peen envy to me.....
 
2020-11-22 9:16:52 AM  

Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]


She gettin paid!
 
2020-11-22 9:18:38 AM  

planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

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Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.


can anyone parse this?
 
2020-11-22 9:19:42 AM  

hubiestubert: ladybug underwear.


I Googled that term.

/speechless
 
2020-11-22 9:20:06 AM  

NEDM: Marcus Aurelius: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

Sounds like she went with the money.

That was not prudent at this juncture.

Poetically, she's working pro-bono.  Supposedly.


She's working for Trump, so she likely is working pro bono, whether she realizes it or not.
 
2020-11-22 9:20:42 AM  
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2020-11-22 9:23:36 AM  
So, I see she's had to help Giuliani remove his "microphone pack".

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2020-11-22 9:26:15 AM  

wrenchboy: Demetrius: [Fark user image 850x451]

She gettin paid!


...or at least she thinks she is. I wonder how many of his "legal" team have insisted on payment in cash up-front, in unmarked bills?
 
2020-11-22 9:28:36 AM  

hubiestubert: What is amazing to me, is that Hulu cleared a joke for the new Animaniacs, that features a Tucker Carlson clone, about him wearing ladybug underwear.

That's where we are.


Apparently I need to check this out...
 
2020-11-22 9:28:48 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

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Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?


Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.
 
2020-11-22 9:28:49 AM  
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This guy gets it
 
2020-11-22 9:29:09 AM  
Well, if she attended Liberty perhaps she knows a thing or two about micropenises.....or watching

Maybe both
 
2020-11-22 9:34:29 AM  
I wouldn't say no to a Mike Rowe penis.

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2020-11-22 9:35:24 AM  
Wow. That is exactly as intelligent as what she says court.
 
2020-11-22 9:35:25 AM  
This country really does need an up against the wall moment for all these traitors.  I doubt we'll get it, but for the good of the nation going forward, we need it.  Otherwise, we're gonna be right back here and maybe with a smarter conservative at the helm.

We don't need a Come to Jesus moment so much as a Biatchslap to Reality moment.
 
2020-11-22 9:35:35 AM  
Aren't all right wing tweets really about micro penis?
 
2020-11-22 9:39:51 AM  

skinink: So, I see she's had to help Giuliani remove his "microphone pack".

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2020-11-22 9:44:38 AM  
WizardSleeve Syndrome. Sad.
 
2020-11-22 9:45:16 AM  

Bazolar: This country really does need an up against the wall moment for all these traitors.  I doubt we'll get it, but for the good of the nation going forward, we need it.  Otherwise, we're gonna be right back here and maybe with a smarter conservative at the helm.

We don't need a Come to Jesus moment so much as a Biatchslap to Reality moment.


You want to turn these farking idiots into martyrs now?

You better think this one through.
 
2020-11-22 9:46:39 AM  
Jenna and people of her ilk are a danger to democracy
 
2020-11-22 9:46:48 AM  
Sad! and thinking emoji are two ways to tell people not to take you seriously.
 
2020-11-22 9:46:59 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

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Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?


The user is seeking the most efficient avenue to being ignored by the most people in the smallest amount of time.
 
2020-11-22 9:49:16 AM  

wrenchboy: hubiestubert: ladybug underwear.

I Googled that term.

/speechless


I googled it.  Maybe I used the wrong terms.  Maybe I'm just a different level of pervert.  At any rate I'm still confused.  Would not recommend.  Would not fap to again.
 
2020-11-22 9:52:48 AM  

UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.


wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying
 
2020-11-22 9:55:15 AM  

DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: UtopianDevil: DO NOT WANT Poster Girl: planes: ShavedOrangutan: Circusdog320: So she's talking about her boss mushroom sick?

From the responses:

[Fark user image image 600x331]

Big Mike is talking about HIS in that photo.

can anyone parse this?

Fairly certain it's a reference to the idiotic claim that Michelle is actually a man. I do find it funny that right wingers are so obsessed with big black c*ck that they even imagine one where none exists.

wow.

/line up Melania's hips in comparison.
//just saying


Are we saying Melania's hips lie?
 
2020-11-22 9:57:13 AM  
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2020-11-22 10:01:20 AM  
No Jenna, that's your clitoris.
 
2020-11-22 10:01:29 AM  

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Is... is that Press Snekretary?
 
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