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(Twitter)   Four days after earning his place in history by being fired by Trump, Chris Krebs decides he doesn't really need credibility after all   (twitter.com) divider line
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7696 clicks; posted to Politics » and Food » on 21 Nov 2020 at 10:35 PM (11 days ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook



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2020-11-21 5:54:32 PM  
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2020-11-21 5:56:02 PM  
Still better than Chicago cheese casserole.
 
2020-11-21 5:58:36 PM  
Pizzagate confirmed!
 
2020-11-21 6:11:52 PM  
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2020-11-21 6:29:08 PM  

Bslim: Still better than Chicago cheese casserole.


right? Tried one during the first lockdown. I don't really need an entire block of cheese on one slice.
 
2020-11-21 6:30:18 PM  
All for What
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/They're a great band, and I'm not just saying that because I went to college with them.
 
2020-11-21 6:34:59 PM  
How do you curse a pizza in December?

Instead of pepperoni, use candy canes.
 
2020-11-21 6:54:56 PM  
The Pizzagaters are going to have a field day with this one.
 
2020-11-21 6:59:35 PM  
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2020-11-21 7:44:46 PM  
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2020-11-21 8:00:49 PM  
False argument.  No one wants JUST pineapple on pizza

And some people think just the mention of pineapple in the same sentence as pizza is an abomination.  So the argument starts off with disinformation at the start.  In fact, there are some that think there should only be three ingredients on a pizza crust, Tomato based sauce, cheese, and Pepperoni slices... you know the ones that form little cups to hold the grease in.  These purists should just sit out of the conversation and let others experiment and try new things.  Fine, your opinion is known. Thank you, now I am going to talk to the thousands of others who want to try something different, but is still a pizza to us. You can have an entire Pepperoni and cheese pizza for yourself, we are getting something else
 
2020-11-21 8:14:15 PM  
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2020-11-21 8:18:29 PM  
The best thing about pineapple pizza is how much it pisses you guys off.
 
2020-11-21 8:19:29 PM  
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2020-11-21 8:36:40 PM  
i love thin crust with pineapple, ham/canadian bacon, thin sliced onion, and maybe some crispy bacon. regular pizza sauce, not barbecue.

i also love veggie pizza. and classic pepperoni pizza. classic pizza margherita. sausage, mushroom, onion, and green pepper pizza. barbecued chicken pizza. buffalo chicken pizza. spinach, mushroom, and fresh garlic pizza......

and chicago deep dish: lou malnatti's with sausage, or "the lou"

almost all pizza can be delicious. food with melted cheese involved tends to be delicious!
 
2020-11-21 9:01:32 PM  
My main problem with pineapple on pizza: pineapple is nothing but mush.   Pineapple is supposed to have some crunch to it.

I also don't like over cooked carrots, green beans, or even lettuce if it's been left on a burger too long.
 
2020-11-21 9:10:01 PM  
A lot of the people that think that pineapple has no place on a pizza also puts ketchup on hot dogs... or worse.
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2020-11-21 9:26:34 PM  
Pizza topped with thin slices of McRib with bits of sweet peppers, onion,  and a bit of pineapple.
 
2020-11-21 9:59:23 PM  

red230: A lot of the people that think that pineapple has no place on a pizza also puts ketchup on hot dogs... or worse.
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Hot dogs can give me heartburn so I like to plan ahead,
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2020-11-21 10:24:16 PM  
Attila - Pizza
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A metal song dedicated to this very topic.
 
2020-11-21 10:38:02 PM  
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2020-11-21 10:39:37 PM  
Adults who tweet "don't @ me" should be punched in the throat.
 
2020-11-21 10:40:28 PM  
Now all the Trump supporters are going to take this and run with it. Expect to see cheese pizzas becoming a thing for the MAGAs, with pineapple being for libruls!
 
2020-11-21 10:40:49 PM  

kab: Adults who tweet "don't @ me" should be punched in the throat.


"SMASH THAT LIKE BUTTON"
 
kab
2020-11-21 10:42:58 PM  

luna1580: i love thin crust with pineapple, ham/canadian bacon, thin sliced onion, and maybe some crispy bacon. regular pizza sauce, not barbecue.


If your pizza can tolerate toppings aside from cheese and sauce without falling apart, the crust isn't thin enough.

/get that deep dish tripe out of here :)
 
2020-11-21 10:43:10 PM  

red230: A lot of the people that think that pineapple has no place on a pizza also puts ketchup on hot dogs... or worse.
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A well done steak with ketchup is a sin. Seriously if you are gonna a destroy the planet for steak medium rare and well seasoned is the only appropriate way to eat it. If you add ketchup it is again a sin.
 
2020-11-21 10:44:05 PM  

Xcott: The Pizzagaters are going to have a field day with this one.


Pineapple means "a 6 year old boy with at least half an amputated leg" right?  I lost my codex 2 years ago.
 
2020-11-21 10:44:18 PM  
Pineapples are fine, but the whole "Hawaiian" aspect is pure imperialist settler revisionism.
 
2020-11-21 10:44:50 PM  
The pineapple needs to go into the stuffed crust. That way it's hidden.
 
2020-11-21 10:44:51 PM  
Pineapple does belong on pizza, but not while the pizza is in the oven.
 
2020-11-21 10:45:38 PM  
As long as it's papa John's
 
2020-11-21 10:47:08 PM  
I know I will be judged but here goes anyway. I love Canadian bacon, pineapple and slivered almonds on a pizza. Hard to find outside of Montana.
 
2020-11-21 10:47:22 PM  
Pineapple plus salty/spicy meats is excellent.

Pineapple plus bland-ass ham is meh.

I've never had a guest not enjoy the pizzas I get with pineapple. I think the bad rap comes from office pizza parties that get one pizza with pineapple and ham, then nobody eats it till last, then those trying it are eating a stale mess.

And now I want pizza. Stupid diet.

/Resumes eating cucumbers.
 
2020-11-21 10:47:30 PM  
 
2020-11-21 10:47:39 PM  

Troy Aikman's Giant Thumbs: The pineapple needs to go into the stuffed crust. That way it's hidden.


I've worked at a place that does pizzas/strombolis.  Hawaiin stromboli is wholly underrated.  Ham, Cheese, Pineapple wrapped in a doughy crust that you get to dip in marinara.

Yum.
 
2020-11-21 10:48:01 PM  
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2020-11-21 10:48:15 PM  

kkinnison: False argument.  No one wants JUST pineapple on pizza

And some people think just the mention of pineapple in the same sentence as pizza is an abomination.  So the argument starts off with disinformation at the start.  In fact, there are some that think there should only be three ingredients on a pizza crust, Tomato based sauce, cheese, and Pepperoni slices... you know the ones that form little cups to hold the grease in.  These purists should just sit out of the conversation and let others experiment and try new things.  Fine, your opinion is known. Thank you, now I am going to talk to the thousands of others who want to try something different, but is still a pizza to us. You can have an entire Pepperoni and cheese pizza for yourself, we are getting something else


My standby pies are pepperoni and black olive, sausage/mushroom, or anyone combination of the four.

Now I want pizza.
 
2020-11-21 10:48:17 PM  
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2020-11-21 10:48:22 PM  
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2020-11-21 10:49:26 PM  
I do not understand the headline subby.

Seems like he is making a great point
 
2020-11-21 10:49:26 PM  

NoahFenze: As long as it's papa John's


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That ain't grease pouring off the pizza, friend.
 
2020-11-21 10:50:30 PM  
I love pineapple on pizza, especially with pepperoni and jalapeño. sweet, spicy and salty.  It hits all my pleasure centers.
 
2020-11-21 10:50:54 PM  

kkinnison: False argument.  No one wants JUST pineapple on pizza

And some people think just the mention of pineapple in the same sentence as pizza is an abomination.  So the argument starts off with disinformation at the start.  In fact, there are some that think there should only be three ingredients on a pizza crust, Tomato based sauce, cheese, and Pepperoni slices... you know the ones that form little cups to hold the grease in.  These purists should just sit out of the conversation and let others experiment and try new things.  Fine, your opinion is known. Thank you, now I am going to talk to the thousands of others who want to try something different, but is still a pizza to us. You can have an entire Pepperoni and cheese pizza for yourself, we are getting something else


Pork and fruit go together like traffic and weather. Pineapple is a natural with sausage in any number of applications, not just pizza. As for it's use with Canadian bacon - well that's a kind of pork l, I suppose, but if you really want pineapple on our pizza I will probably try to steer us toward sausage instead.
 
2020-11-21 10:50:55 PM  
Olive oil, sausage, mushroom, and onion with light provolone cheese. Pineapple is fine, just not on pizza.
 
2020-11-21 10:51:03 PM  

kkinnison: False argument.  No one wants JUST pineapple on pizza

And some people think just the mention of pineapple in the same sentence as pizza is an abomination.  So the argument starts off with disinformation at the start.  In fact, there are some that think there should only be three ingredients on a pizza crust, Tomato based sauce, cheese, and Pepperoni slices... you know the ones that form little cups to hold the grease in.  These purists should just sit out of the conversation and let others experiment and try new things.  Fine, your opinion is known. Thank you, now I am going to talk to the thousands of others who want to try something different, but is still a pizza to us. You can have an entire Pepperoni and cheese pizza for yourself, we are getting something else


Pizza is just leftovers on some bread.  Put whatever you want on it.  Given the season why not try turkey, sausage, cranberry sauce, and gravy?
 
2020-11-21 10:52:07 PM  
I honestly never understood this argument.  I don't particularly like pineapple on a pizza, but if you do, have at it.

That's the great thing about food, you do you, I'll do me, and everyone is happy.
 
2020-11-21 10:52:45 PM  

red230: A lot of the people that think that pineapple has no place on a pizza also puts ketchup on hot dogs... or worse.
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That's silly. Everyone knows that hot dogs call for cream cheese.
 
2020-11-21 10:52:48 PM  
The Krebs Cycle takes four days?
 
2020-11-21 10:53:55 PM  

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That seems so wrong but I want to try it.

DAMN YOU SWEDEN!
 
2020-11-21 10:54:08 PM  

croesius: NoahFenze: As long as it's papa John's

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That ain't grease pouring off the pizza, friend.


Haterade?
 
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