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(Coconuts)   11 tons of Special K with street value of $1 billion seized by authorities. And you thought Wheaties were overpriced   (coconuts.co) divider line
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2020-11-21 5:18:52 PM  
I assume it was all packaged in very narrow, tall, and ridiculously thin boxes that fall over, all labeled 'Family Size'.
 
2020-11-21 5:28:10 PM  
That is like infinite k-holes.
 
2020-11-21 5:29:56 PM  
11 tons? That's one night in Bangkok.
 
2020-11-21 5:44:43 PM  
"Know where they found it?"
"Where?"
"Near . . . Bangkok!"
*punches crotch, runs away*
 
2020-11-21 5:49:35 PM  
It's the next trend in anti-reality.
 
2020-11-21 6:33:27 PM  
Organ Donors - Ket Is For Horses (ORIGINAL VIDEO) HD
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2020-11-21 8:01:59 PM  
those cops must have been in ecstasy.
 
2020-11-21 8:47:06 PM  
So who's mass producing it, these days? North Korea, Myanmar, General Mills?
 
2020-11-21 8:56:24 PM  
K's Choice - Not An Addict
Youtube JT2SsWOCoEw
 
2020-11-21 9:20:56 PM  
Ketamine is kinda neat.  Not something I'd do often but it's definitely different.
 
2020-11-21 9:21:17 PM  
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2020-11-21 9:22:02 PM  

Snapper Carr: Ketamine is kinda neat.  Not something I'd do often but it's definitely different.


I've had some very good times on it.
 
2020-11-21 9:23:09 PM  
How much for a few ounces of the red berry version?
 
2020-11-21 9:24:46 PM  
I read that as 11 tons of K Street and wonder do you weigh the lobbyist before or after buying him the surf and turf?
 
2020-11-21 9:30:18 PM  

Lady J: Snapper Carr: Ketamine is kinda neat.  Not something I'd do often but it's definitely different.

I've had some very good times on it.


It's no pcp.
 
2020-11-21 9:33:31 PM  

GardenWeasel: 11 tons? That's one night in Bangkok.


And it makes a hard man humble.
 
2020-11-21 9:35:26 PM  
Long-time treatment-resistant depression experiencer here.  Have read with great interest the possibilities for using ketamine as a treatment. However, because of the government "Drugs R Bad, m'kay?" mentality, combined with the medical/industrial complex realizing that a well-known off-patent chemical won't get any executives their third yacht, a dose that costs around ten bucks requires several thousands of dollars of payment at a clinic.

Apropos nothing WRT TFA, I guess, but just pisses me off.
 
2020-11-21 9:37:43 PM  
Cerealy you can't be serious, subby?
 
2020-11-21 9:42:28 PM  

I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: I assume it was all packaged in very narrow, tall, and ridiculously thin boxes that fall over, all labeled 'Family Size'.


They are "Family Size":
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...for certain families.
 
2020-11-21 9:42:30 PM  
Chemical Brothers - Lost In The K-Hole
Youtube zDdbiKQTE-w


/Had good fun on K
 
2020-11-21 9:44:36 PM  
Placebo - Special K (Official Video)
Youtube -6FvsKo162U


/No hesitation
//No delay
///Three for the comedown
 
2020-11-21 9:44:59 PM  

BurghDude: Long-time treatment-resistant depression experiencer here.  Have read with great interest the possibilities for using ketamine as a treatment. However, because of the government "Drugs R Bad, m'kay?" mentality, combined with the medical/industrial complex realizing that a well-known off-patent chemical won't get any executives their third yacht, a dose that costs around ten bucks requires several thousands of dollars of payment at a clinic.

Apropos nothing WRT TFA, I guess, but just pisses me off.


A friend of mine got off heroin by using Ketamine. It'd be worth a shot.
 
2020-11-21 9:45:39 PM  
We won the frug war!!

Woooo!


Lol gtfo loser DEA losers.
 
2020-11-21 9:46:17 PM  
Literal LOL from me for that headline, subby! So funny vote from me.
 
2020-11-21 9:46:46 PM  
"Investigators found more than 450 300 bags of the ketamine, each containing 25 kilograms of the party drug and making for 11.4 8.5 tons total."

Authorities haven't yet decided how they'll dispose of the 200 bags of drugs, but it's expected that the 100 bags of ketamine will be held in storage until they can be properly disposed of, and NOT used in a drug-fueled orgy by the police...
 
2020-11-21 9:46:53 PM  

Snapper Carr: Ketamine is kinda neat.  Not something I'd do often but it's definitely different.


It's not fun for a year at a time, let me tell you.
 
2020-11-21 9:48:04 PM  

LoneCoon: BurghDude: Long-time treatment-resistant depression experiencer here.  Have read with great interest the possibilities for using ketamine as a treatment. However, because of the government "Drugs R Bad, m'kay?" mentality, combined with the medical/industrial complex realizing that a well-known off-patent chemical won't get any executives their third yacht, a dose that costs around ten bucks requires several thousands of dollars of payment at a clinic.

Apropos nothing WRT TFA, I guess, but just pisses me off.

A friend of mine got off heroin by using Ketamine. It'd be worth a shot.


I always hate using "a friend of mine" but one of mine was badly suicidal this year he got the nasal version, and it seemed to work miracles
 
2020-11-21 9:49:39 PM  

6nome: Lady J: Snapper Carr: Ketamine is kinda neat.  Not something I'd do often but it's definitely different.

I've had some very good times on it.

It's no pcp.


Indeed it is not.
 
2020-11-21 10:00:07 PM  

6nome: Lady J: Snapper Carr: Ketamine is kinda neat.  Not something I'd do often but it's definitely different.

I've had some very good times on it.

It's no pcp.


That's why it's spelled and pronounced differently.
 
2020-11-21 10:06:05 PM  

Dodo David: GardenWeasel: 11 tons? That's one night in Bangkok.

And it makes a hard man humble.


I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.
 
2020-11-21 10:08:11 PM  
April Wine - If You See Kay (1982 video single)
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2020-11-21 10:10:39 PM  
The Boys in Brown over there will 100% take their tea money from this.
 
2020-11-21 10:15:36 PM  
Someone forgot to pay the police off, or didn't pay them enough.

#ACAB
 
2020-11-21 10:20:53 PM  
"The drug is not popular in Thailand. It's mostly sold abroad such as in Europe, Australia, Taiwan, Japan and Korea," said (Officer) Montri, who's clearly not been getting out at night in Bangkok.

Now that's how you throw some subtle shade in an article. Well done....
 
2020-11-21 10:23:36 PM  
Dr. Banks "One toxicology analysis revealed Ketamine. That's a very powerful sedative."
Harry "Sedatives are used all the time."
Dr. Banks "Yeah, well, this one's used on horses."
Harry "Some of these guys are very large."
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2020-11-21 10:27:23 PM  
Let the heretics scramble for thier puny Special K.

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2020-11-21 10:29:16 PM  
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2020-11-21 10:41:14 PM  
Ketamine can be fun once and a while. I definitely is a different high.

But I'm calling "Cop Math" on $1B.
 
2020-11-21 10:43:48 PM  
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2020-11-21 11:06:35 PM  
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2020-11-21 11:09:04 PM  
Did they find the red berries too?
 
2020-11-21 11:31:37 PM  
I miss Crispy Wheats N' Raisins.
 
2020-11-21 11:37:43 PM  

Snapper Carr: Ketamine is kinda neat.  Not something I'd do often but it's definitely different.


Agreed.    Dancing on it is rather fun.
 
2020-11-21 11:39:05 PM  
"The drug is not popular in Thailand. It's mostly sold abroad such as in Europe, Australia, Taiwan, Japan and Korea," said Montri, who's clearly not been getting out at night in Bangkok.


Our reporter is a party peep
 
2020-11-22 12:00:19 AM  
Man I really miss drugs.  Fentanyl took a shiat on everything and now nothing is safe.   It's almost like legalization and regulation could both save lives and improve my weekend.
 
2020-11-22 12:26:21 AM  

studebaker hoch: Snapper Carr: Ketamine is kinda neat.  Not something I'd do often but it's definitely different.

Agreed.    Dancing on it is rather fun.


House party. Gotta be done.

I've seen and heard some hilarious shiat.
 
2020-11-22 12:31:27 AM  

Snapper Carr: Ketamine is kinda neat.  Not something I'd do often but it's definitely different.


What does it do?
 
2020-11-22 12:32:11 AM  

IHadMeAVision: I read that as 11 tons of K Street and wonder do you weigh the lobbyist before or after buying him the surf and turf?


Take him out for tacos and it doesn't matter.
 
2020-11-22 12:32:27 AM  

Dr Jack Badofsky: Dodo David: GardenWeasel: 11 tons? That's one night in Bangkok.

And it makes a hard man humble.

I get my kicks above the waistline, sunshine.


Nonsense...you get your kicks a little lower and around back, Jack.
 
2020-11-22 12:34:03 AM  

ZMugg: I am Tom Joad's Complete Lack of Surprise: I assume it was all packaged in very narrow, tall, and ridiculously thin boxes that fall over, all labeled 'Family Size'.

They are "Family Size":
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...for certain families.


What's that from?
 
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